Global Apocalypse: Awakening the Soul-Swallowing Talent at the Beginning.
Chapter 453 Like Daddy!
"The beauty's head and body are cut into two parts;"
"The body rotted in the pool, the head was wrapped up and kicked like a ball..."
The tender and lovely voices of children echoed through the village, all the way eastward along the dirt road.
Ma Sishou, who was smoking a pipe and basking in the sun, heard Hu Zi's singing from a distance.
But he didn't speak in a hurry.
Instead, he took off the straw hat on his head, put it on his face, and pretended to sleep.
The little boy Hu Zi walked up to him and looked around at the other idle villagers before finally settling on Ma Sishou.
Seeing that the other person's face was covered with a straw hat, and then glancing at the pipe in his hand, he immediately walked forward with a wicked smile.
He took off his pants and held the gun with both hands, ready to shoot.
Ma Sishou realized something was wrong and quickly pulled back his pipe, thus luckily avoiding a real pee.
"You little bastard, you're trying to pee in my pipe again!"
Ma Sishou was about to strike, but when he saw Hu Zi turning his spear around and preparing to urinate on the bundle on the ground, he quickly begged for mercy:
"Oh my goodness, please put away your magical powers."
While snatching the bag, he also patiently reminded:
"It's not a good idea to pour it here. It's boy's urine. If it gets on you, you'll be ruined!"
"If we can't make a deal, I can only give it to the date orchard as fertilizer for the date trees..."
When Hu Zi heard this, he immediately looked like a general who had won a battle.
He pointed the gun at the wall and said proudly:
"I don't care whether you're in business or fertilizer business. It's all the same to me. It's all about a piece of candy!"
"Old Ma, you are messing around with red lines. You might as well send them to the date orchard as fertilizer."
"My dear, you can't talk like that." Ma Sishou fumbled with the bag and explained:
"The prices here are much different! With a good ghost marriage, your father can pocket 30,000 yuan!"
"30,000 yuan, can you calculate how many candies that is?"
Upon hearing this, Hu Zi immediately counted on his fingers and began to calculate carefully.
But when he realized that he could only count to twenty even with his toes, he gave up decisively:
"I only have one piece of candy anyway, so no matter how much I count, it won't be much. Why bother with that?"
He pretended to be smart, which made the villagers around him laugh.
Ma Sishou seemed to be in a good mood because the head in the bundle was of excellent quality. He became interested and continued to tease the little boy:
"Hey, if you're lazy now, what will you do when you grow up and can't figure out your father's property?"
"If the time comes, can you ask me, Uncle Ma, to help you? Hahaha..."
Hearing this, Hu Zi frowned and thought seriously for a while, then waved his hand and said proudly:
"I don't need your help! When I grow up, the village chief will assign a conch maiden to me!"
"When the time comes, I will let Miss Conch settle all the accounts that I cannot settle!"
The surrounding villagers were so amused by these words that they fell over and over.
"Hey, did you guys hear what the kid said?"
"This clever little fellow, the threshold is really tight!"
"You have a little butt that hasn't even grown all its hair yet, and you're already thinking about getting a wife, hahahaha..."
"Hey, Tiger, aren't you afraid that your Conch Girl will figure out your property and run away with the money back to Conch Pond?"
"Yes, the pond is very deep. If the Conch Girl escapes, we can never catch her again..."
Hu Zi took off the tiger hat on his head, scratched his scalp, and smiled embarrassedly:
"It's really scary... But I can lock up my Conch Girl just like my father locked up my mother."
"Lock the Conch Girl in a dark room and let her do nothing but count!"
"This way we don't have to worry about her running away..."
"Hey, this ruthlessness is just like your father!" Ma Sishou pinched Hu Zi's little face lovingly and stood up from the recliner:
"I have to deal with this first. Come with me, dear, and I'll give you some candy!"
After saying that, without waiting for Hu Zi, he turned around and walked towards the cave.
Under the sun, the shadow behind the little boy swayed.
At a certain moment, he no longer looked like a boy.
……
Pan Xiaoxiao walked on the dirt road in the village, constantly checking the strategy provided by Lu Li.
Probably because she had eaten too many dates, Pan Xiaoxiao's consciousness gradually became dizzy and she could no longer tell the correct direction to go.
After she activated her innate ability for the umpteenth time in an attempt to clear her mind,
The woman realized with despair that she was lost.
“It really won’t work without Alyssa’s company…”
Pan Xiaoxiao forced a wry smile and slumped to the ground.
She has no regrets.
She had anticipated the situation before she rushed to eat the dates.
The choice was originally between three deaths and one death.
Her death can save her master, the hope of China.
value!
But what made Pan Xiaoxiao feel a little helpless was that
She thought she could face death calmly.
but never thought,
When it really came, I couldn't help but feel fear in my heart.
"If possible, I really don't want to die like this..." Pan Xiaoxiao panted and told himself the last words.
"I finally completed the mission, finally found a man who suits my taste, and finally got closer to him."
"It's only been less than a day and I'm going to die."
“I really can’t accept this…”
"If I could choose, I would really like to die in Lu Li's arms."
"Really? He didn't even give me his first kiss before he died..."
Pan Xiaoxiao felt dizzy and her eyelids were filled with lead. She couldn't help but want to close them.
But at the moment of coma, she heard a clear and obscene voice ringing in her ear.
"It's a pity that I didn't bring a camera, otherwise I could record this affectionate confession and tease Brother Li..."
Pan Xiaoxiao: “???”
at the same time.
Lu Li held the phone he had just found in his hand and sneezed twice.
He sniffed and muttered to himself:
"Xing Anlin, I can hear what you are thinking..."
"Pan Xiaoxiao fainted on the road after all. Fortunately, I took precautions and had you spread out around the village in advance..."
"Take her to the village doctor immediately. If we delay for too long, she will never wake up."
"Alright, alright, I know she's confessing her feelings..."
"Hurry up, I've asked Heisha to move towards you, just show up, she will cover you in secret."
"Hey, I'm talking to you, don't pretend you didn't hear me." Seeing Lu Li suddenly stop moving and muttering something, the village chief raised his voice and shouted again.
However, despite shouting, the village chief still did not dare to act rashly.
Because the young man opposite had a gleaming black iron halberd in his hand.
At this moment, he was holding the halberd with one hand horizontally, with the tip of the halberd pointing directly at his face.
Nor will they attack and injure others.
The confrontation continued in this unclear manner, and it was unclear when it would end.
Lu Li glanced at the village chief, called up the data panel and took a picture with his mobile phone.
On the phone screen is a text message editing window with a line of unclear rules:
[The village chief is one of the important professions in Luofu Village, and he develops the village's economic source. It is not that the village chief must manage Hailuotan, but only those who manage Hailuotan can become the village chief. 】
……
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