Hogwarts: Bourne Returns from Warhammer

Qiao Gaochi, also known as the Laughing God, the Great Harlequin and the First Fool.

He is the Eldar god of deception and art, an ancient god active from unimaginable time ago.

He existed at least before the disappearance of the Old Ones. It was precisely because of his lies and deception that the Star God "Outside" swallowed up many other Star Gods, causing them to fall into madness and eventually stray away from the galaxy.

Then, a star god named "The Deceiver" followed suit and deliberately devoured other weaker star gods to increase his own power, and also persuaded the "Nightbringer" and "Void Dragon" to do the same. ——These star gods devoured their compatriots not because they lost their minds, but because of ambition.

But no matter what, the reason why the Silent King was able to overthrow those terrible star gods after the war in heaven was largely due to the Laughing God Qiao Gaoqi.

Among the Eldar Gods, He was also the only god to survive the "Great Fall" unscathed - among the Eldar Gods, He was the only one who escaped being raped by the "Great Thirsting One" (i.e., the Lustful One). evil) devouring or severely damaging bad luck.

According to legend, the Laughing God escaped because of his cynical nature.

His mocking attitude towards all things kept him away from the collective spiritual corruption of the ancient Eldar empire, and it was the reflection of this depraved frenzy in the warp that ultimately gave birth to the Chaos god Slaanesh.

Legend has it that as the newly born Slaanesh fought against Khaine, the Laughing God escaped into the Webway and hid within its maze of tunnels. Rumor has it that he is still there, isolated from the Warp, taunting the Chaos Gods while plotting painful vengeance.

The Laughing God is the only being who knows every path within the dimensions of the Webway Labyrinth.

This may explain why His disciples (the Eldar Harlequin Troupe) are familiar with the Webway's maps and methods of travel.

Those clowns can use the webway to travel without fear through these subspaces that can easily destroy the sanity of living beings, appearing or disappearing at any point in the material universe without warning.

As the 41st millennium of the human calendar is coming to an end, the number of Eldar in each Eldar faction who have given up their original lives and put on masks to join the Harlequin troupe is gradually increasing. Many people in the Eldar are whispering and speculating. The reason why.

The truth is both inspiring and terrifying.

In the secret Craftworld known as the Black Library, deep in the most secluded areas of the Webway, lies a gleaming silver chamber.

Within it stood a pedestal of finely carved unknown solid material, upon which rested a crystal book. It is said that this book contains crazy prophecies written by the Laughing God himself.

The book's cover has remained closed since the Great Fall, securely sealed with shimmering chains of light.

But now, the long-silent omen has arrived. A fallen wizard searches for knowledge in the Black Library; a dark king writhes on the throne of death and silence, preparing to rise again; and at the center of madness, a champion of destructive power prepares to seize a place forgotten by countless people. A millennium taboo; the signs of the Last Day (the battle of annihilation in which the Eldar are completely swallowed up by Chaos) have been revealed...

The chain of light that sealed the book was broken.

Now, the book is finally open. Within its pages, the Shadow Seer finds a script, a secret finale that forever changes the story of the Fall. The words, written in light and shadow ink, express a sense of forlorn hope, detailing an intricate, galaxy-spanning spectacle that could alter the ultimate tragedy of the Eldar as a race.

“In the wave of life, in the storm of action, rising and falling, coming and going suddenly!

Birth and death, eternal tides. The intertwining of warp and weft, the fiery vitality.

I turn the whirring machinery of time and weave a living garment upon divinity.

However, as an insider, you can never escape the fateful ending.

Only a true outsider can define it;

While enjoying the great drama, this farce comes to an end..."

While humming the prophecy he had made, Joe Gaoch carefully held up Bourne's body that was gradually losing its vitality.

At the same time, several "one-horned" harlequin troupes were not far away, struggling to dance the dance of death among a group of demons with bird heads that suddenly appeared, strangling those thieving Tzeentch spies.

An entire team of "Winter Dawn" Ark Eldar buffoons also entered the warp from the Webway in an instant, immediately devoting all their psychic power, draining their bodies and shattering their souls.

The purpose of their doing this is to use their own sacrifice to temporarily offset the subspace shadow coverage from the Great Devourer's "Hive Mind".

"Is it the self-rescue team of the 'Outsiders', or the remnants of the ancient saint's legacy?"

Qiao Gaochi glanced at the black spots reflected in the subspace, shook his head, and then said to himself with a smile: "These have nothing to do with me.

Tyron is Tyron, wonderful drama, you bugs can't appreciate it. "

Then, he looked around again.

In an instant, wherever the Laughing God looked, there were dances performed by the Harlequin Troupe. These Eldar actors also began to risk their lives in performances, risking their lives to deal with various forces.

"Patience and restraint are the necessary professional ethics for good actors. You guys owe it to a director to practice them."

Of course, while joking, Qiao Gaochi did not forget what he should do.

I don’t know what he did. Bourne’s body and soul completed the transformation instantly, turning into an information state of “neither non-existence nor non-nothing”.

Like a paper framer, Qiao Gaochi carefully "picked up" this piece of information and then put it into a book that he carried with him.

After doing this, He hurriedly opened the last page of the book and beat the drums on it with his white-gloved palms.

"Open the script of the end and use information from outside the world to record the blank space of the last scene."

As He chanted, lines of writing began to emerge little by little on the blank page.

[Outsiders are deceived by deceivers, but how can deceivers not be deceived by their own lies? 】

[Where will there be a new C'TAN born in subspace?]

[The "namer" is just a title given to outsiders and audience members. 】

[An outsider from another universe, he is the origin of the name 'Namer'. 】

As these lines of words appeared, an extremely angry "roar" suddenly burst out from the middle of a star in its prime in the material universe.

Countless flares erupted on this yellow sun, and the space around the star system became chaotic, and the gravitational field pulled the planets into the sun.

Across the galaxy, the tomb worlds ruled by more than a dozen Necron Overlords have suffered major collapses because the C'tan fragments imprisoned in these worlds have rioted.

The aftermath of the "Deceiver's" anger caused tens of thousands of chosen people of all different races to be torn apart on the spot (literally)——