Naruto: Starting from Tsunade-san

Aoki smiled sheepishly: "How about I introduce you to some girls of the same age in our Uchiha?"

The idea of ​​introducing a partner to Orochimaru was not a temporary idea, but he had had this idea for a long time.

In order to completely win over Orochimaru, Aoki felt that it was not safe to play the emotional card, and the relationship must be further developed.

As the saying goes, good news does not go to outsiders. Of course, a technological talent like Orochimaru must be brought into the Uchiha family.

Orochimaru was startled and said calmly: "I'm not interested in these things. You should tell Jiraiya about this kind of thing, he might be interested in this kind of thing."

"Jiraiya forget it."

Qingzhi raised his eyebrows and said with a bad smile: "How about it, do you want to give it a try?" "

"I don't have to try to know this kind of thing."

"Eh? Really? I don't believe it."

Qingzhi hooked Orochimaru's shoulder and said with a smile: "How about we make a bet?"

Orochimaru:……

"Maybe, just once, you will like this feeling. If you have children in the future, how about the boy's name is Siyue, and the girl's name is Snake Princess?"

Orochimaru was speechless when he heard this. This is all nonsense.

My friend's thinking is too out of the ordinary. He doesn't even have a partner, so he jumps directly to the human-creating environment.

Orochimaru glanced at Aokiji. It was obvious that the two of them disliked each other in the past, but now they were completely opposite.

This reminded him that people often say that love can change a person.

If he follows Aoki's example and finds a girl to fall in love with, will he also change?

Just when Orochimaru had this thought, a sudden commotion ahead interrupted his train of thought.

As he looked, a white-haired boy was being chased by a group of young girls. That white-haired boy was none other than Jiraiya.

Jiraiya accidentally fell to the ground while running. When he stood up, the women had already surrounded him.

"Snapped."

They punched their palms, moved their knuckles, and made a crunching sound. There was murderous intent in the girls' eyes: "You want to die, don't you? You dare to peek into the women's bathhouse."

Faced with this situation, Jiraiya naturally refused to admit it and shouted that he was wronged.

The young girl laughed angrily: "If you weren't peeping in the women's bathhouse, then why did you run away when you saw us?"

"This, this... well." Jiraiya said with a guilty conscience: "Of course it's because you look like you're killing someone when you see me, and I'm afraid and subconsciously run away."

At this time, another angry girl jumped out and strongly condemned: "Don't listen to his sophistry. This is not the first time this guy has committed a crime. Beat him to death and dig out his eyeballs to see if he dares to do it again." Dare to peep."

Jiraiya, who was about to frantically beg for mercy, suddenly saw two friends passing by, and shouted as if grabbing a life-saving straw: "Ah, Orochimaru and Aokiji, you two came just in time, please explain to me quickly."

Qingzhi asked: "What's the explanation? You were caught on the spot by a girl peeping in your bathhouse?"

Jiraiya subconsciously said stupidly: "How do you know."

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt the temperature of the air around him drop sharply. When he saw the cannibalistic looks of those girls, their faces were ashen, he was so frightened that his nose ran out: "Yes, I have something to say..."

"Beat him to death." The girls were furious and rushed forward. They were beaten with punches and kicks, which made Jiraiya scream like a slaughtering pig. The sound made everyone scream one after another.

After a period of harsh repairs to Jiraiya, the angry girls left, leaving behind a hurt Jiraiya who resented: "Damn it, you two didn't even help me."

Aokiji felt helpless at Jiraiya's attitude of not knowing anything wrong:

"Jiraiya, it's time for you to mature a little and stop peeping on girls all the time. I won't talk about the mentality of these girls when they are peeped on. I will just say that if you are one of them, Boyfriend, tell me how you felt when you learned that your girlfriend was being spied on."

Jiraiya said without thinking: "Of course I'll kill this bastard."

"That's it." Qing Zhi shrugged.

"..."

"You say you like Tsunade, but on the other hand you are peeping on girls taking a shower. I don't think any normal person would be interested in you like this." Aoki continued: "You are still single now. Not without reason."

Jiraiya blushed at the comment and argued: "Stop educating me like a teacher. You talk like you have a girlfriend."

Orochimaru:……

Jiraiya noticed Orochimaru's strange look and wondered: "Why are you looking at me like a pitiful creature?"

Orochimaru said calmly: "It's nothing, I just think Aoji's words are very reasonable. There is a reason why you are single now."

Jiraiya looked unconvinced and spat: "You two bachelors are not like me. We are all the same, and no one is superior to anyone else."

Orochimaru fell silent.

He is completely different from Jiraiya. Maybe he doesn't know it, but Aokiji is really different from you, Jiraiya.

Seeing Jiraiya's angry behavior, Aoki couldn't help but smile: "You can't say that. Orochimaru is different from you. He is very popular. As long as he wants to, just say a few words, there will be countless cute ones." Girls post it backwards.”

This is not an exaggeration by Aokiji. No matter when he was studying in the past or now, Orochimaru, who is cold and taciturn, has always been the brightest kid in the village.

In response to this, even if Jiraiya was unwilling, he could not refute and turned to the other person: "What about you?"

Qing Zhi said with a faint smile: "I'm not very interested in finding a girlfriend right now."

Jiraiya smiled, and finally found a point to refute: "No, no, no, why are you looking for a reason? I won't make fun of you."

"..."

Aoki's attitude of not arguing made Jiraiya feel the joy of victory from his words: Besides, you two always laugh at me for not having a girlfriend. Please don't look at who I am pursuing?

"That's Tsunade."

"It's you, Qing Pheasant?"

"Can you do it?"

Qing Zhi snorted, thinking about what to say.

Jiraiya interrupted his speech with a determined look on his face: "It can't be done. Do you know that you don't have the ability?"

"Uh……"

Jiraiya continued to add: "You don't have to look at how many people have liked Tsunade since she was a child. They have confessed to her one after another. There are so many people, but they haven't even touched their hands."

"Tsunade also has a reason to say, if you don't look at who I am, the granddaughter of the first Hokage, then look at your own level? Pursuing me?

"You see Tsunade is getting better and better, and she is getting more and more beautiful. As for Tsunade's current growth, you don't know that there are many people in the village who like her. It is said that some people are planning to hire people to pretend to be kidnappers. Attack him so that I can be a hero and save the beauty. Damn it, I’m really shameless. I haven’t even done this kind of thing yet.”

Qing Pheasant:......

Jiraiya rubbed his head with a troubled expression: "If this continues, I feel that the hope of pursuing him is getting slimmer and slimmer."

The green pheasant was ashamed: "Then why don't you choose to give up? As the saying goes: There is no grass anywhere in the world, so why fall in love with a flower unrequitedly."

Jiraiya touched his chin: "To be honest, I have really thought about this issue..."

Qing Pheasant opened his mouth: "If that's the case, then you will return it?"

"But since you have made a choice, you have to stick to it, right?"

Jiraiya raised his forehead, making a look that he thought was handsome.

"It's so pitiful..."

Orochimaru's voice was low.

Jiraiya was very dissatisfied with Orochimaru's disruptive behavior. He waved his fist and shouted: "Orochimaru, you want to fight, right?"

Orochimaru tilted his head, holding on because he was not full, and had thoughts of fighting.

Jiraiya looked around: "Speaking of which, I haven't seen Tsunade today. Have you seen her? It seems like she has no mission today."

Orochimaru turned his head and glanced at Jiraiya, thinking that he was now in the Forest of Death, waiting for his lover to go on a date, and even asked him, Orochimaru, to look after him...

Qing Zhi said casually, "I didn't see it, maybe she was playing with her brother."

Jiraiya nodded without thinking much, then suddenly seemed to remember something, and said in a deep voice: "Are you okay then..."

As these words were spoken, the air suddenly became oppressive.

Orochimaru said nothing, looking sideways, staring at Aokiji's expression.

Qingzhi was silent for a moment, then showed a faint smile: "I'm fine..."

Jiraiya breathed out a relieved breath.

Orochimaru was not as naive as Jiraiya. His eyelids were droopy. In his eyes, it was just a stiff smile that was barely concealed.

Others may not be able to see it, but Orochimaru, who lost his parents since childhood and is very emotionally sensitive, can see it...