What bad intentions could Batman have?.

"Diana, I think this clown is just a tool to divert our attention."

Green Lantern Hal Jordan walked up to Wonder Woman and whispered beside Wonder Woman Diana's smiling face:

"We've been tricked. I just roughly calculated the concentration of all the clown venom in this aquarium. It's far from enough to produce the amount that the chemical raw materials stolen by the clown can produce. God, I'm so observant now. I'm like Batman now!"

The first half of the sentence sounds very smart and wise, but the second half immediately reveals its true colors. But in short, Green Lantern Hal made the right judgment.

"I know." Diana whispered, "This guy in front of me was abandoned. Only part of the clown venom that was produced is here."

She looked at the cane in the other person's hand with a smile: "The surviving witnesses of the funeral incident said that the clown used a stick to perform those magic. Be careful."

Everyone except Shazam knows what Wonder Woman means:

There is no evidence that the reality distortion created by the stick will not affect the members of the Justice League. Until Zatanna finds a way to deal with this power, the Justice League must be cautious when facing each Joker with a stick.

The thoughtful Green Lantern Hal used a green lantern headset to help Shazam understand this as well.

"I don't understand any of this, so who should we attack? Hoohahahahahahahahaha I can't wait, I'm so fucking excited now!"

But Shazam seemed unable to control his emotions. Diana didn't know whether it was because the Joker potion itself would make people laugh wildly and feel full of justice, or because Shazam, as a minor, had weak self-control.

But the good thing is that she is still able to maintain careful thinking that combines rationality and madness.

The Harlequin commanded a large number of humanoid creatures to pounce on the Justice League. Shazam was the first to rush up and hugged the face of one of the huge, muscular, smiling naked men about three meters tall like a facehugger.

Then he let out a laugh like the big zombie Solomon Grundy.

Hey!

The smiling naked man is almost a muscular version of the clown, with bulging muscles all over his body, various bone spurs, and huge claws.

After just a brief fight, Diana discovered that this group of monsters were unusually strong. At least it would be difficult for ordinary people to withstand Shazam's full-strength electric punch, let alone roll into a ball with Shazam.

But soon Shazam grabbed the muscle clown's ankle, flipped him to the ground and slammed him down several times, with his hands raised high: "I'm a superhero, I'm Batman, I'm going to fight 10 of them!"

Then he was grabbed by another muscular clown and his bat cape was pulled to the ground, and then he was pinned down by 1 or muscular clowns. Diana and the other members of the Justice League also saw for the first time how the Joker, one of the three clowns, made those mass-produced but overly powerful laughing clowns.

No one expected this process to be so easy:

As the clown stomped lightly on his cane, a puff of white smoke appeared out of thin air, and then, like a magic trick, one muscular clown after another fell like dumplings.

Hal almost popped his eyes out.

"That's impossible. If the Joker's ability to modify reality is so strong that he can create things out of thin air, and his minions are so powerful, then why are we fighting? Why doesn't he just create millions of muscle clown minions and conquer the world?"

Wonder Woman swung her sword and chopped off a muscled clown's head. "It's not that easy. It must be subject to some kind of restriction, or it must have been cultivated in advance, plus the teleportation magic... Focus and wipe out these guys first."

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch..."

Beside them, Aquaman, who was wearing a Batman uniform but had his hood squeezed off, was holding his fish head and making a strange sound that was a mixture of fish spitting bubbles and Atlanteans shouting.

A few seconds ago, a dwarf pounced towards the fish-headed Sea King like a pinball. He rode on the Sea King's neck, opened his big mouth full of fangs, and began to bite the Sea King's scaly head.

Aquaman, who still had a fish head, jumped up and down holding his head, shouting with his fish mouth solidified into a smile by the Joker potion, and trying to pull the dwarf off his head, but the dwarf was strengthened by the strange magic that modified reality or something, and he was even stretched like a piece of unstretched ramen by Aquaman's strange strength, but he still gnawed at the fish scales on Aquaman's head and refused to let go.

"what is that?"

Clark tried to fly over to help Aquaman, but a half-naked muscular clown hugged him from behind, and then seven or eight other muscular clowns piled on him, submerging him in the clown's big white muscles.

"Gee. The Joker used to call it his court jester."

Diana jumped up to avoid the hug of a muscular clown, then took out the sword from the universal belt at her waist and rolled down to chop - God knows how Diana stuffed such a long and hard sword into the belt, just like no one knew that Batman's universal belt could never be emptied.

Anyway, Wonder Woman said, "If you've ever watched—"

"What did you say?" Superman, whose attention was attracted by the muscular clown, pulled his lips which had been raised. He didn't pay attention just now and really didn't hear clearly what Diana said.

"I mean, if you use your super brain to read Batman's Bat Log, you will know that the Joker in front of us has been encountered by Batman at some point in his life." Diana kicked a muscular clown that pounced on him like a shuttlecock, and then said:

"But Koji's superpowers used to be jumping up and hitting Batman in the knee and parallel parking, and now he's obviously been enhanced."

"Can you help me?"

The Sea King, who couldn't pull the damn dwarf off, shouted.

But before he could finish his words, there was a loud crash and the tempered glass that originally held the shark in the aquarium shattered. The shark infected with the clown virus jumped out of the exhibition tank with the water waves and ate -

Bit Aquaman on the ass.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" Aquaman jumped into the air and did a 365-degree spin, then slammed his head down on the ground, sticking in like a nail. But when he pulled it out, the dwarf Giddy and the smiley shark behind him were still stuck to his body.

Green Lantern Hal conjured up a mecha made of green lantern energy. He used the left arm of the mecha to clamp a laughing little giant who was trying to punch him. Then he materialized a mechanical hand from behind to hold down the man's foot, and then conjured up another mechanical hand to hold down the man's other foot...

It was not until the unfortunate muscular clown was pinned to the ground by five or six mechanical arms extending from Hal's back that Hal controlled the mecha man to raise his right fist and punch the muscular clown's head like a pile driver, pressing down on the opponent's face and hitting him.

Like the Hulkbuster armor that beats up the Hulk.

Aquaman, who had a fish head and a fish on his butt, ran past the crowd and waved his trident in the air: "Is there no one who can do me a favor?"

"Hold on Arthur, look on the bright side, at least there are no more fish." Hal said, but then they heard the clown not far away shouting loudly: "You're right, Bat-Green Lantern! Fish is here, now it's joke time: why don't Batman and Robin go fishing together?"

As the clown swung the cane in his hand, countless aquatic fish of all kinds in the exhibition pool next to the aquarium grew sharp teeth one after another, and the smiles on the faces of these aquatic fish were also fully prepared.

"You can't guess it, you fakes. It's because the little bird Robin ate all the earthworms! Hahahahaha!"

Densely packed, smiling piranhas like a tide rushed towards everyone. For some reason, perhaps because of the Atlantean bloodline in Aquaman, these fish all got close to Aquaman. This affinity for marine life was Aquaman's superpower, but now it was bad luck for him.

In an instant, Aquaman was bitten by all kinds of smiling piranhas, especially the protruding parts between his legs, which were paid special attention to. His screams were so creepy that it was hard to describe.

Aquaman is indeed a brave warrior and a wise and capable king, but no matter who it is, he will scream if attacked like this, especially since these evil piranhas are not ordinary fish at all. Even a superhuman like Aquaman will be left with a bloody hole after being bitten by one of them. It would be strange if he didn't feel his scalp tingling.

But even in this first encounter, the Justice League managed to turn the tables. These grotesquely muscled clowns gave them a little trouble, but it wasn't enough to defeat them.

Not far away, Aquaman finally pulled out the smiling shark that was biting his butt, and then slammed into the wall, making a big hole in the wall, and finally shook off the dwarf on his head.

He swung the Trident of Aquaman, knocking the dwarf away like a golf ball, and landed to Diana's left.

At the same time, Sha Zan grabbed the ankles of the two muscle clowns and used them as hammers to hit the heads of other muscle clowns like whack-a-mole. He had no idea to stand together with other teammates to maintain the battle formation.

He had forgotten all about his training.

Superman couldn't control the upward curve of his lips and exhaled freezing breath, freezing a bunch of muscular clowns into ice sculptures. He floated and landed on Diana's right side.

Hal drove the Green Lantern Armor and landed in front of many companions in a superhero landing posture, then instantly dematerialized, suspended in the air and swayed quickly, then landed gracefully behind everyone, and then shook the hair in front of his head, and it tilted to the other side. This is called:

handsome.

"Great!" Shazan clapped his hands beside him, overjoyed: "So cool!"

"..."

Then the Justice League members all looked at the Harlequin, ready for battle.

“I am the endless circle, the hamster wheel of destruction, the cycle of pain that each and every one of you is trapped in.”

The Harlequin said: "I am——"

But before he could finish his words, five people attacked him.

Then he fell to the ground so cleanly.

"What, it's successful already?"

Lei Ting said stupidly.

"We wasted too much time." Green Lantern Hal said:

"I have a guess in my mind now, but I don't have Superman's super brain, so I can't quickly review the information Batman provides us like Clark. So even if I have a mind similar to that of the Laughing Man, I still can't deduce the specific location."

"The clown in front of us is just a cover. The real clown or other clowns are planning their own truly dangerous game."

Wonder Woman Diana said: "Batgirl Barbara is still the Joker's hostage. We must act cautiously this time."

"How?" Hal asked.

"Ordinary disguises as Batman cannot make the Joker truly empathize." No matter how similar the disguise is, it is useless, because a living person cannot defeat the dead White Moonlight. What the Joker misses is not the current Batman, but the young Batman who did not have super powers and played cat-and-mouse games between him and the city as a mortal.

And of course, there’s the once-young Joker.

"Shazam, Aquaman, I need you to be on standby at the pipeline in Gotham."

"Wait, let me ask you something first. I have a question. How did you analyze this? I feel like I can't follow your train of thought at all."

Aquaman asked a question beside him.

"Clark knows," Wonder Woman said, "that the Joker is picking up cases from his early battles with Batman and recreating them in a new form to try to subvert them."

"So you think the Joker is going to poison the Gotham reservoir?" Superman Clark asked, "How do you know he's going to the reservoir?"

"I do not know."

Wonder Woman said: "But I can roughly guess what the other party is thinking. If it were me, I would definitely go to the reservoir."

Then she waved her hand: "These are not the most important. The important thing is that we can't fool our opponents by wearing Batman's uniform. My feeling tells me that the game prepared by the Joker is not for us, but for Batman. No one can guarantee that the Joker will not be furious after knowing the truth.

One of us has to dress up as Batman for at least six months."

Everyone present looked at each other.

They didn't say anything, and then, one by one, they turned their eyes to Superman who was not far away and didn't understand what was going on.

"It's decided to be you!" said Wonder Woman.

"Me? Why?"

Superman asked, and then he heard the other party say:

"I'm sorry, but the thing is... we... only one of us actually has experience playing Batman."

Indeed, Superman is speechless now.

"I will give you a temporary antidote to suppress the Joker virus, but it will take a long time to cure, long enough for you to trick the Joker into thinking that the real Batman has finally died."

Wonder Woman said: "Your Man of Steel will give the Joker a big surprise."

Then she took out two more syringes.

"What is this? Why do you look like a nurse?" Superman asked.

"This is the real antidote to the Joker virus, as well as another copy of the Joker virus."

"The antidote can remove the effects of the Joker virus, but it has a small side effect. Your facial muscles won't be able to smile for a few hours after the antidote is removed. This sequelae will disappear over time, but it's just right for dealing with the Joker."

Wonder Woman said: "Isn't the Joker very good at laughing? Isn't the Joker known for being able to laugh at any time? There is no one on earth who can laugh as well as us. Since we are laughing, the other party is not allowed to laugh!"

"I've already planned it. Only we have the right to laugh wildly. Hahahaha!"

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"hiss……"

Fiji.

Chen Tao, who had been watching, thought about it and felt that the method Diana came up with could not be said to be effective, but it could only be said to be particularly effective.

But when?

I always feel that... the Justice League is becoming more and more outrageous. Why is that?