Pokémon: The Strongest Xiaomao

"The weather is so sunny today. I'm going to see if the students have wet the bed..." Mr. Mao, who had woken up early in the morning while humming a tune, opened the doors of the two students' rooms feeling refreshed.

"Fuck!"

Mr. Mao trembled all over and saw bottles and cans scattered on the floor in the dark room with the curtains drawn.

Two students lay on the ground, not knowing whether they were alive or dead.

In the corner, Yushu's Forest Lizard, Swamp Jumper, and Kimimaro's Night Skeleton were lying in the corner, with unknown liquid still remaining on their mouths.

What the hell, a whole murder scene!

Snapped! A small hand patted Mr. Mao's back.

"Where is the monster?!" Mr. Mao threw him over his shoulder and threw Gengar out of the window...

Sunlight poured into the room. Yushu and Kimimaro searched their eyes and sat up.

"Teacher...oh haha..."

The corners of Xiaomao's eyes twitched: "What the hell am I still doing, Mihayo! You two scared me to death. They just made an energy cube and made a mess. I thought you two were dead!!"

Xiaomao gave him a love blow, and the two little ones squatted down with their heads in their hands, drawing pitiful circles.

"Because Teacher Geng Gui is really too picky... so he didn't go to bed until much of the night." Yushu protested softly with dark circles under his eyes.

Mr. Shigeru glanced at Yushu's hat...it was usually white with red stripes, but today it was white with green stripes.

"To improve the level of breeding, you need to study more. If you don't have to worry about making energy cubes, why should I be a cuckold?" Mr. Mao rolled his eyes and complained.

"Ah..." Yushu smiled bitterly.

"Teacher, I made this." Kimimaro looked at Xiaomao and quickly handed over the Pokémon Gear in his hand.

Mr. Mao turned the gear, revealing the crystal clear orange fruit energy cube, and nodded with satisfaction: "Not bad, the quality has passed the test."

"Where's yours, Yushu?" Mr. Mao turned his head.

"Ah... they were all eaten by the forest lizards." Yushu pointed to the corner guiltily.

"Hiccup~" The forest lizard shook its body and spit out two purple-black bubbles, which proved the trainer's statement.

Xiao Mao couldn't help but facepalmed: "Okay, you two have a good rest. Yushu, remember to take the Swamp Jumper and Forest Lizard to the Pokémon Center. Don't turn around and poison them to death... As for Kimimaro..."

Seeing Kimimaro holding the elf egg and carefully shrinking into the bed, Mr. Shigeru nodded with satisfaction: "You just continue to hatch the egg~"

"Yes, teacher." Kimimaro nodded obediently, holding the elf egg with a silly smile on his face.

After finishing the two little ones, Mr. Mao looked at the time and came to the window: "Gengar, let's go, let's go out and wander!"

"Geng Ga!" Geng Gui, who was lying on the floor on the first floor pretending to be dead, turned over and floated up, flicking his tongue and trying to wash Xiao Mao's face.

Snapped! Mr. Mao took the tongue skillfully and wiped his hands: "Okay, let's go."

Geng Gui twisted his buttocks at the two little ones, and happily followed Xiao Mao: Jie Jie Jie (???????)~

Yushu and Kimimaro looked at each other, fell down, and continued to sleep!

With Gengar and Ibrahimovic, Mr. Mao came to the coast. As expected, it was already packed with people.

On the azure coastline, many water-type Pokémon have already familiarized themselves with the water temperature and sea breeze with their trainers in advance.

"Mr. Mao!" Fujishu, dressed in tight surfing clothes, walked up with a surfboard in his arms.

"What are you doing?" Mr. Shigeru glanced curiously at the makushita rikishi beside Fujishu.

"Of course I'm participating." Fujishu gestured to his well-developed biceps: "I want these contestants to understand that I am the king of this fish pond..."

Looking at the cheerleading team of Yingying Yanyan in the vine tree, Mr. Mao seemed to recall the sad experience of being blocked by the hearts of twelve girls on the day he set out.

Patting Teng Shu's arm, Mr. Mao sighed: "What you'd better say is the real fish pond..."

After completing player registration and receiving number plates under an umbrella, Mr. Mao returned to the shore and prepared for the competition.

Because it is an ocean race, contestants also need a float of their own.

Most people choose round rafts, after all, they are more stable.

However, Mr. Mao was not prepared. Therefore, the young master simply took Teng Shu’s surfboard away...

"Fortunately, I still have a spare one." Teng Shu looked at the surfboard that disappeared and smiled indifferently.

……

"Contestants are in position!" As the referee announced, the three-color light board temporarily erected on the beach lit up in red.

"Thirty seconds before entering preparation!"

Mr. Mao stepped on the surfboard to the shallow water and threw the baby ball: "Megalodon!"

"Crack!" The bullet-like body fell into the sea instantly.

Throwing the reins to the giant tooth shark, Mr. Mao's clothes flew up. The megalodon took off his black sunglasses, and two turbulent water columns rushed out from behind.

Megalodon: "(▼ヘ▼#)Comparing speed! Eat my exhaust!"

"Here I come, Mr. Mao!" Teng Shu also came to Xiao Mao on his surfboard.

Seeing the makishita rikishi tie a rope around his body and dive into the water, Mr. Shige couldn't help but complain: "No, are you serious about participating in water racing with a makushita rikishi?"

"Hehe~" Fujiki smiled confidently: "Don't look at Rikishi Makuta like this, he is a master of butterfly swimming!"

"Okay...there are indeed cases to prove this." Mr. Mao couldn't help but think of Xiaozhi's Kirby Beast.

In order to have a bite of Bundan, the old boy swam around the Seven Fruit Islands, but even Squirtle couldn't catch up with it...

Therefore, fat people are indeed potential stocks...

Seeing Xiao Mao and Teng Shu chatting happily, the surrounding contestants couldn't help but whisper.

"Damn it, isn't that Teng Shu? Is he also here to participate in this kind of entertainment competition?"

"Who's that next to him?"

A player from Kanto broke through the defense directly: "Oki Shigeru! I'm knocking! He is no longer satisfied with the Baby Cup and has started to enter the water friends competition?"

The player's companion raised his lips rebelliously: Humph~ It's just Xiaomao, how ridiculous! Referee, I abstain!

Leaving behind a handsome figure, the player proudly lifted up his boxers: "As long as I give in quickly enough, Mr. Mao will never defeat me!"

This man’s companion: “Brother…6…”

Mr. Mao looked around at the preparation areas lined up along the shore, except for the weird vine tree.

Everyone else's Pokémon are pretty standard. Hunterfish, Goldfish King, Stinging Jellyfish, Swampert, and various water-type Pokémon are all ready to go.

But what does the roaring whale king at the end mean? Are you sure you can swim like this?

Moreover, what worries Xiaomao most is that the track is not divided into sections. Will there be a crash soon?

No matter how curious Xiao Mao was, the referee raised the starting gun on time.

beep! The signal light turned green and the referee waved his right hand.

Snapped! The signal gun went off!

"Megalodon! Charge!" Mr. Mao swung the reins instantly.

Megalodon sunglasses: shrimp catcher! !

boom! Two huge waves shot out, and the giant tooth shark rushed out.