Villain: The heroine doesn’t resist, so why are you so anxious, hero?
Chapter 131: Is Grandma Grandma getting married?
Hearing this, Aunt Mei was stunned for a moment.
"What? Is there anything else I can't hear? The lotus pattern has been passed down to you. Are you just trying to hide this little trick?"
Ye Tian's mouth twitched.
"Um, I'd like to ask you, my grandma, if I'm married."
"Ok?"
Mei Gu frowned and looked at Ye Tian with very unfriendly eyes.
Ye Tian quickly said: "Disciple, just don't ask..."
"Don't ask about my affairs, it won't do you any good!"
"Yes Yes Yes!"
"Just tell me directly, how big of a deal it is, what storms and waves I have never seen, so what other tricks can you come up with?"
"Then I'll tell you the truth!"
"But it doesn't matter!"
"Well, if you want to cure this disease, you must solve the root problem from the outside to the inside."
"This is normal, there is nothing you can't tell anyone!"
"Well, this method and process from the outside to the inside, ahem, may be a little different from what the founder and grandma thought."
"Stop being so pretentious and tell me quickly!"
"It's about doing that male-female thing, ahem, using this place, entering her from the outside, and getting rid of the root cause, so that she can be cured."
"Not just men and women...what? What did you just say about men and women?"
"Well, that's it, then this, then this, then again, and finally like this, that's it!"
Ye Tian explained step by step while simulating with his hands.
Aunt Mei's pretty face behind the veil was already red, but her eyes were full of anger.
She felt that this method was extremely ridiculous and Ye Tian must be teasing her.
After feeling the aura erupting from her body, Ye Tian also reacted.
"Grandma Grandma, this is true. Don't get me wrong. You asked me to say this. You wouldn't play it like this!"
Ye Tian also noticed that Aunt Mei's ears were a little red. He probably guessed that Aunt Mei was in her forties, so she was probably still a young girl!
No wonder she had this reaction.
He said silently in his heart: "Well, when I was writing this book, why didn't I write about the women here and the social atmosphere here in a more open manner? If I am conservative, I am still conservative!"
Aunt Mei felt a little bit fanciful at this time.
At first she thought Ye Tianzhen was really playing with her, but after thinking about it carefully, what he said was not unreasonable.
I have tried all the methods, but I am at a loss, except for the method Ye Tian mentioned, I have never even thought about it.
Firstly, I have no experience in this area. Secondly, Wei Xiaoxiao is also a woman, so of course she will not have evil thoughts.
Looking at Ye Tian's sincere eyes, she also understood why Ye Tian asked if she was married.
"Are you sure?"
Aunt Mei knew that she was wrongly angry, so she had no choice but to change the subject.
Ye Tian coughed twice habitually.
"It depends on whether she has this symptom. If so, it shouldn't be a big problem."
"Then let's try it tomorrow!"
"Tomorrow? What about today?"
"You can stay here for one night today!"
"Huh? Here?"
"What, do you dislike it?"
"Well, no, no, how dare I, disciple!"
"Okay, come in!"
After Aunt Mei finished speaking, she walked towards the small bamboo house.
Ye Tian followed and stopped at the door.
"What? Disgusted?"
"what?"
"come in!"
"This is not good!"
"Not good? What have you been thinking about all day?"
Of course Ye Tian would not refuse. Without her permission, he would never dare to step into the house.
He didn't want to experience the feeling of being a trapeze artist again.
"I originally just wanted to stay outside, but you let me in!"
"You can't blame me!"
Fortunately, Ye Tian only thought so in his heart. If he said this out loud, it would probably cause misunderstanding again.
Ye Tian walked in obediently.
He always only dared to look at Aunt Mei's small room with his peripheral vision.
It looked like it had been under construction for at least two and a half years.
Some of the bamboos are still new. This small room is not very big and the furnishings are relatively simple.
But it's quite clean.
Even after all these years, the place is still spotless.
He quickly glanced at a guzheng placed behind a screen made of bamboo in the room.
In order to break the awkward deadlock, Ye Tian said at random:
"My grandma is also interested in musical instruments!"
Mei Gu glanced at Ye Tian.
A look like a wild boar that cannot taste fine chaff.
"What? You can do it too?"
"I understand a little bit!"
A trace of surprise flashed in Aunt Mei's eyes.
"Oh? Then come and try it!"
"Ahem, I'm not very skilled at this."
"Then what are you sophisticated about?"
"Play the flute!"
"Blow flute?"
"Correct!"
"But I don't have Xiao here."
"It doesn't matter, I have it!"
"where is it?"
"it's here!"
After Ye Tian finished speaking, he pulled a bamboo from the window, and then used his spiritual power with his fingers to quickly poke a few holes.
Seeing Ye Tian's skillful technique, Mei Gu knew that he must be dancing Xiao Nongqin a lot.
"Grandma-in-law, I will play a flute for you, come and taste it!"
After Ye Tian finished speaking, he began to play his best song.
Mei Gu closed her eyes slightly and listened to the sound of Ye Tian's flute. The expression on her face actually changed with the sound of Ye Tian's flute.
The sound of the flute is sometimes gentle, sometimes rapid, sometimes heroic, and sometimes murderous.
Until the end, Mei Gu could not recover.
She recalled the piece of music just now with a face full of intoxication.
"Ye Tian, what was the name of the piece just now? Where did you learn it from?"
After a long time, Mei Gu still had endless aftertaste and couldn't wait to ask Ye Tian.
Ye Tian smiled.
"The name of this song is "Swordsman"!"
"Swordsman? Hiss, just hearing this name makes people's blood boil. This song is so nice!"
Ye Tian looked at her like he had never seen a big snake poop or a chicken fart, and the corners of his mouth turned up slightly.
He thought to himself: "Haha, woman, there is always one thing that is a weakness. I won't touch you this time!"
"Ye Tian, hurry up, give me this score!"
"Grandma Grandma, don't worry, let me tell you, the music I just played is not complete yet!"
"Not complete? You kid is still hiding it?"
"This piece requires two people to work together to truly interpret its essence!"
"Then why don't you take it out quickly?"
"Ahem, grandma-in-law, when my disciple was learning this piece of music, the hermit master told me that I shouldn't teach the music to others easily, unless..."
"Unless what?"
"Unless that person is destined..."
"What are we destined to be? Are we not considered destined to be together now?"
"Ahem, what the expert said about the destined person is that the other person is a woman and is willing to follow me... follow me..."
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