The World of Evil God game.

Chapter 564: Chop Me to Watch Advertisement

The mumbling of the ignorant God was like mental pollution, constantly echoing in his ears and mind, as if to devour him completely. What about the bond with the deck, drawing cards carefully, and letting the cards remember their calling? This guy always said things that were incomprehensible!

"I'm already burned out."

The Dawn Devil lay beside the sign and began to doubt his life.

Is it true that my truth is of no use at all?

Is it true that I have no bond with the deck? Does drawing cards really depend on this unknown bond?

How could such a weird thing be possible? This kind of thing does not belong to the realm of truth at all. Even if it is called idealism, it is a bit too idealistic. It completely ignores the probability and logic of card drawing. If you can make the cards respond to your call just by treating them sincerely, and then instantly reverse the order of drawing, this is actually cheating, right?

There is no such thing. Probability and logic no longer exist.

"I don't have any money anymore. I won't play cards anymore."

All previous efforts were wiped out, and he had to start accumulating money again. The Dawn Devil ignored the recruitment signs from God and went to a field where he was more proficient.

The Adventurer's Guild and the God of Nightmares jointly released a daily announcement here, which is a daily activity from the God of Sword. There are no fancy rules and no need to play any games. You just need to take special weapons made by the Adventurer's Guild to participate in a random crusade activity.

"This is finally something I'm good at. After getting the weapon, I'll sign up and be teleported to a more dangerous dream, where I'll defeat the materialized monsters in the dangerous dream."

"Finally, I can go on a killing spree! No matter what weapon you give me, I will definitely use it to its full potential!"

Dawn Devil signed up with great enthusiasm, and thought that he would not fail again this time. Soon he joined a crusade team, and each member of the crusade team received a war gray weapon produced by the Adventurer's Guild.

"This daily mission is just to promote the Adventurer's Guild's weapons, so it will be a little dangerous. Everyone should prepare defensive measures."

The captain of the team gave a speech, and the Dawn Devil let out a strange laugh.

What defensive measures? Isn’t it the best propaganda to just defeat the opponent? Offense is the strongest defense!

Soon they began to teleport. Since the dream world brought together a large number of dreams from the entire universe and even from the distant past, some of these dreams contained very dangerous content and children were not allowed to watch or enter them, so they recruited people with aspirations from all over the universe to clean up these dreams.

The cleaning method is also very simple, just use the special dream propaganda weapons produced by the Adventurer's Guild to sweep, but these weapons have some side effects, so participants need to take sufficient defensive measures to prevent being insulted by inexplicable monsters in dreams.

As the teleportation light before their eyes disappeared, a twisted and ferocious dream appeared before everyone's eyes. Silt flowed out of a large number of black holes and transformed into monsters of various shapes. These were the more dangerous parts of the forgotten dreams.

Of course, the Dawn Devil vaguely sensed a little curse from this dangerous dream, but that didn't matter.

"Show the truth of this weapon, and its effect will be maximized!"

The Dawn Devil confidently displayed the truth. The weapon in his hand first shone with infinite light, and then he spoke:

"Tired of the intrusion of dangerous dreams? Subscribe to the premium service immediately and come to the Adventurer's Guild to purchase the latest war-gray weapons. Thousands of heroes jointly recommend them. You can't lose out by buying them. Now you can get close to the weapons and view the terms and conditions."

"Fuck, what the hell is this!" The Dawn Devil found himself unable to move. The weapon in his hand seemed to be controlling it. At this time, the captain of the expedition team explained:

"You're a newcomer, right? All dream weapons produced by the Adventurer's Guild are like this. They will force you to play a ten-minute advertisement that cannot be skipped before the battle. During this time, you will be protected by the weapon and will not be killed by the dream, but you cannot move yourself, so we have prepared protective measures."

"After the ten-minute commercial break, these weapons will be able to instantly kill the enemy, so this daily mission is quite easy."

After the team leader finished speaking, he looked at the dream energy entities that had gathered around him due to the advertisement and shook his head:

"You might be in a bit of danger though, but don't worry too much, you won't die anyway."

The Dawn Devil's expression suddenly changed!

Generally speaking, if you follow the normal settings of this weapon, you will not be able to die!

But now that the Dawn Devil has allowed this weapon to reveal its truth, its effects will be...

boom!

In front of the Adventurer's Guild's service point, the wounded Dawn Devil smashed the indestructible dream weapon directly onto the counter!

Due to his operating error, the weapon played advertisements for ten hours straight, and the volume was extremely loud! Even the dream energy entities on the other side couldn't stand it anymore, and they all rushed over to beat up the Dawn Devil. For ten hours, they could only take the beatings and couldn't fight back, which was so frustrating that they almost exploded!

“This is your propaganda weapon.”

"No problem." A big dog in front of the counter posed as a lucky dog: "Promotional weapons must have voice propaganda functions, otherwise how can they be called propaganda weapons!"

Dawn Devil: "You stinky dog, I'm going to kill you!"

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The Sword God in front of the counter: "If you chop me with my sword, you need to watch an advertisement before you chop me."

"If you don't plan to chop me with my sword, then you'll have to pay for weapons from other stores to chop me. However, the weapon stores around here are all supplied by our Adventurer's Guild, and they buy their goods from us."

The Dawn Devil's rage value was rising, and the big dog in front of the counter was still outputting:

"Or you can add 500 more gold coins and immediately get the store owner's damage bonus!"

The Dawn Devil stripped off all his clothes, revealing his transformed appearance, a snake man.

At this time, the Dawn Devil roared and pounced directly over the counter towards the big dog!

How could a sword be such an inconvenient thing!

There is a sword in the heart, and everything is a sword!

Hey!

Take my punch, and the truth will turn 990,000 times, and the sword god will punch you!

There was a huge explosion in the Adventurer's Guild, but it was the Dawn Devil that was blown away, while everything else was intact!

I only saw the big dog behind the counter shaking his head:

"Your attacks are ineffective here without watching the ads or paying any money. If you want to attack me, first buy the 500-gold store manager kill package, or watch the 20-hour Adventurer's Guild introduction ad, so that you can fight me for ten minutes."

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