The World of Evil God game.
Chapter 419 Everyone has a victorious future!
While the God-created Gods were forced to cut ties with the new world, the Pale God was still frantically unpacking boxes.
And the first words of every one of those who rose from the ashes were: "I knew I would have to get up in the end!"
No matter what kind of desperate situation they encounter, these money-hungry gods will never let mortals die like this!
Especially after knowing that the Pale God had unboxed them and evaluated their quality, some mages who were resurrected found that their evaluation was "Golden Legend", and they immediately smiled with joy. However, some mages who were resurrected found that their quality of life was white garbage, and they became furious on the spot, lying back in the ashes and demanding to unbox again!
"Isn't it possible to change fate by spending money? Shoot me again, I'll do anything!"
Faced with such remarks, the Pale God's tone was calm, even a little sad:
"If you can change your fate by spending money, then it is too cruel for the many poor people in the world. The quality of your life depends on your daily activities. There are many reasons why you are white trash, and your fate is like a card-drawing game. Sometimes you may not get the character you want even if you spend money."
"And even if you extract the best life you want, but you don't have enough resources to strengthen it, your life will eventually become mediocre, and you will end up bragging with a bunch of saints in a tavern of a fictional church."
Similarly, after their resurrection, many people believed that all these problems ultimately stemmed from the failure of the fictional church’s network defenses, and they also expressed their concerns about virtual characters exploding and killing real players!
In the past, everyone thought that players were simply invincible, but now they realize that once the virtual characters get out of control, the consequences can be very bad!
If there is a problem with the game console and the virtual world, it is natural to demand compensation from the God of Fiction!
Although everyone knows that the gods will not compensate but will only default on their debts, as soon as they sent these complaint messages and letters, the God of Fiction said that the source of this matter was caused by the God of Victory and it has nothing to do with the Fictional Church!
"Our network defense is quite powerful. In the past, we have defended against hundreds of attacks from ancient gods and faith attacks from unknown sources, and successfully destroyed them all!"
"In fact, if there hadn't been a traitor among the gods in the real world, even if the game character blew up the game universe, the most serious consequence for the players would be nothing more than a malfunctioning controller or a scrapped game console!"
Of course, the Fictional Church is not completely without any compensation for this. The God of Fiction issued three virtual character lottery summoning tickets, which can be used in any game!
Everyone immediately pretended nothing happened!
At the same time, the Fictional Church also listed a detailed traceability table about the devil, the disordered, the blasphemer, the ancient death god, the god's chaos, and the victory of the god of victory. It clearly shows the open and secret struggles in the death rankings, how the game characters are out of control, how the ancient death god tried to seduce the blasphemer, how the god AIs fought each other and caused the game world to freeze, a mentally retarded god disguised as a black bear suddenly refreshed in the game, and the blasphemer suddenly hit the game ending.
One important character that absolutely cannot be avoided here is the Last Snake, which is said to bestow the power of victory!
During this process, the fictional church also invited various gods who had participated in the blocking war, including the God of Pain who was attacked by the Demon God, the Human God who was madly giving away heads on the front battlefield, the God of Silver, the God of Roar, the God of Blue Light, the God of Sacrifice, etc.!
After confirmation from multiple parties, players learned that there was someone holding them back behind every battle!
"The Damn Victorious Church!"
What was originally a massive online claim-making campaign against a fictitious church suddenly changed its banner and title to become a denunciation of the Victorious Church!
However, although the incident happened suddenly, it was not the first time that the believers in victory had to deal with such a thing. In the past, when faced with such a terrible ending, they would end it by sliding to their knees at the speed of light and then cutting the gods. But this time... they would not cut them!
This is not because cutting is no longer useful. No, since it is useless, it is better to face it calmly. Moreover, this time the incident is bigger than ever before, so it is better to not cut!
A senior believer from the Victory Church spoke out:
"If we are bankrupted by claims, we will gain a cosmic level of cowardice, while the accusers will gain money and plant the hidden danger of donating more money in the future!"
"At the same time, our God has become even more cowardly, with all his assets wiped out, and none of this has anything to do with us. We are not the recipients of the church's donation box anyway. We only need to kowtow and apologize, and we can bankrupt the church. This way, we will achieve a win-win situation for all, and everyone will have a bright future!"
In response to this call, the Victory Church announced that it was fully responsible for the incident and soon lost all of the Victory Church's funds!
Their positive attitude made those who claimed compensation feel a little panic, and soon someone even revealed the inside story of the Victory believers' behavior. They regarded the loss of money as a cowardly incident, and everyone who received compensation was destined to contribute more than twice the amount to the Victory Church again in the future!
"Fuck, what kind of compensation is this? Isn't this a curse?"
"It's over. Is there really no way to punish this church?"
Since the people claiming compensation include not only mortal wizards but also many gods, this part of the compensation is for the money lost due to the scrapping of the game consoles.
The green fire did not burn to the doorstep of the gods, but the game consoles of the gods were indeed broken. Although the God of Death quickly spent money to replenish a batch of goods, that batch of goods was basically broken later.
"Hey! I have a plan!"
As the saying goes, the wisdom of a world may have an end, but when a group of worlds gather together, everyone's wisdom will grow exponentially. There are always a few smart people among them who can provide super little tricks that will make people's eyes light up or turn their heads black!
"Anyway, our actions will make the Victory Church feel humiliated. Although we went there with a feeling of humiliation, the act of claiming compensation is a cowardly act in itself. In this process, the person we are claiming compensation from will change from being 'normal' to being humiliated, while we will change from being humiliated to being proud and superior, and get 'humiliation fees'."
“I call it the formula for wimping out.”
"Then, as long as we remain eternally cowardly, we will be able to receive endless compensation and also punish the Victory Church!"
"And we have to make sure that this endless stream of compensation never reaches us! But don't worry, even if we can't get the compensation, we can still spend this false compensation that can never reach us in various forms!"
"For example, I went to the God of War's hospital impulsively for hospitalization, spent a thousand gold coins, had seventy needles inserted, and left the hospital with a huge debt bill!"
"As long as I file a claim, the subsequent compensation from the Church of Victory will be automatically marked to the hospital. At this point, the hospital has received empty compensation that does not exist. The hospital is pathetic, and I didn't get a single copper coin, which is even more pathetic!"
With the help of unknown enthusiastic netizens, some people soon took action, and as a result, there were suddenly a lot more passers-by and gods passing by at the entrance of each church to claim compensation.
Among them, there was a wizard in yellow. He first came to Cinderella's activity point and bought a divine package called "Happy Day" but actually "Unlucky Day". Then he found a wizard from the Meteor World and cast a delayed negative luck magic on himself.
The effect of a happy day is that today is unlucky and tomorrow is normal. Only after experiencing extreme bad luck will you know that plainness is the real thing!
As for the negative luck magic, there is no need to explain much. The luck is fixed at minus one, and with a delay tag, it will only take effect the next day.
Therefore, when the two are combined, a bizarre scenario will arise: "bad luck today, bad luck tomorrow", and that "normal tomorrow" will be postponed indefinitely!
Not only that, the person who claimed compensation organized two activities and went to the Church of Pain to donate money. After that, he went directly to the door of the Church of Victory, lay on the ground and started screaming "Hmmmm ahhhhh"!
As long as you shout out loud, you will be unlucky!
1. When making a claim, the compensation will be automatically marked to Cinderella's Crystal Church. However, due to the existence of negative luck magic, the Crystal Church will never receive the money!
2. Since you cannot get the compensation, you have been suffering. According to the formula of pain = happiness, the money will be transferred back to your account just before it is deposited into the Crystal Church, because the 'pain of not getting the money' will turn into 'happiness of getting more money'!
3. When you are unlucky, you will suffer, and when you suffer, you will continue to be unlucky. So you can get Cinderella's power for free without paying, and you will always be connected to the Church of Victory, so that their church assets will continue to be transferred!
Under this strange situation, the assets of the Church of Victory really began to "refresh" automatically and continued to decrease!
"What kind of magic is this!"
Even the believers who believed in victory exclaimed that it was invincible, and the yellow-robed wizard who invented this magic of divine power reaction named it "Automatic Money-Losing Magic"!
Because this magic is too inhumane, even the believers who are determined to win had to kneel down and say, "Please stop using magic, isn't it enough for us to be unhappy?"!
"Is this considered magic?" A passerby complained, feeling that his world view was destroyed.
However, some passers-by who are not surprised by this also said:
“How can this not be considered magic? Isn’t there chanting involved? Hum hum hum ah ah ah.”
The claims lasted for a whole week, and after a week, the Last Snake was finally freed from the Civilization game.
There was no other way. The Demon Hunter and the Knowledge Devil finally couldn't hold it back anymore. Both sides couldn't stop on the road of cheating and upgrading, and finally started the War in Heaven!
On one side, there are all super demon hunters who have gained the ability to transform, shouting "Show your light blades". On the other side, there are all canned people, wearing heavy horny armor and knowledge demons with the mist of life wrapped around them!
Although the two sides have cooperated for a period of time, due to some unspeakable secret agreement and experimental plan, they must start a history of hostile battle!
This battle was countless times more powerful than their history in the real world. Over the past week, the Last Serpent had been immersed in the fierce confrontation between the two sides, until the two civilizations finally exhausted all their resources and both declined. This extremely heroic battle in heaven finally summoned a huge portal phantom in the civilized universe!
That is what they claim is the door to truth!
At that time, the Last Snake was also very excited, thinking that he would finally see the Dawn Devil that existed between the two people's talk. Moreover, a strange voice came from behind the door, saying something like "the infinite spirit and perfect life are finally integrated"!
As a result, before the door was opened, an even more violent war broke out in the neighboring galaxy!
You have to know that the game of "Civilization" has reached this point, and the remaining civilizations are all masters among masters! Because the Paladin was shaken out of the game by the Light of Hope, the God of Pain temporarily replaced him to play. During this period of time, the conflicts between the remaining dozen or so natural disaster-level civilizations began to escalate. The magic girl Vali raised her arm and called for help, and the entire universe suddenly became a mess!
As the fight went on, everyone seemed to reach a consensus and all gathered towards the civilized forces played by the God of Purgatory and the God of Steel, as if they wanted to use the power of the entire universe to expel the two gods from this game!
In this process, the Ideal Kingdom of Holy Hearts controlled by the God of Pain also participated, shooting the beam of light from the Ladder of Redemption everywhere, exiling anyone it hit. Unfortunately, the Gate of Truth was hit by the exile beam shot by the God of Pain!
Before he could even finish his entrance lines, he was kicked out of the game!
In the end, the entire "Civilization" game came to an end in the explosion of the Infernal God. Except for the contestants from the Fourth Epoch who wore sunglasses and escaped the disaster, the rest of the natural disaster civilizations were all blown to death by the Infernal God!
"Hey! This game is finally over. Let's see how my saints are doing. Oh my god, where is my church's activity fund? Why do I still owe so much money?"
"But it doesn't matter. It must be my followers who are giving money to others. All the money given away must be returned double. I will just reverse the transfer and transfer all the assets in your accounts to my name, then run away with the money."
“Oh my god, why can’t I transfer my account assets? Huh? The assets have been refreshed to the future?!”
The Last Snake dropped his hat in shock. He had never seen such a method of transferring assets in advance! There were transfers to other churches, to passers-by, to atheists, and to believers of the ancient gods, but what was the operation of transferring to the future?
This money is not in the hands of believers, not in the hands of claimants, not in the hands of other churches, and certainly not in my hands. Where did this money go?
"Hahahaha me, I actually have a day like this! How pathetic! Our church is bankrupt, this is so joyful!"
"I feel that my divine power is increasing rapidly. Is there anyone in this world who is more cowardly than me? I am number one in the universe. It is my era! Everyone has a future of victory and cowardice!"
The last snake raised its head high!
When will you become the first among the gods?
It's now!
drip-
【A new express has arrived. 】
The Last Snake inexplicably wandered to the door of the church. Now the church of the Steam Kingdom is more like a headquarters than the previous headquarters. Although there are a lot of people claiming compensation recently, who would send express to their church?
When I opened the express package, there were five hundred gold coins inside, and no letter of explanation.
However, the last snake let out a strange cry. He tried to throw away the express package of 500 gold coins as soon as possible. However, when his tail was raised, a feeling of giving up filled his heart in an instant.
"Who the hell bought the event service of the God of Dead Corner!"
He can accept money from anyone except the God of the Dead End. Having said that, this guy will never take the initiative to give money away. After all, he is too lazy to do so, except for an unexpected incident on a TV show before.
"I am so ashamed, how is this possible! Quick, someone come and take these 500 gold coins! No one wants the money!"
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