The World of Evil God game.
Chapter 378 The inherently evil man in the bottle!
Although most of these various little people in the bottle can only be used in specific fields, the alchemists are still very excited. Those country alchemists who rushed from remote areas to this "alchemy holy land" to participate in the event were even in tears, declaring that the future of alchemy is bright!
Sure enough, there are always more solutions than problems. If there is no real omniscience, then the narrative will be fragmented. Doesn’t the omniscience in the field of toilets count as omniscience? It is just bound by a specific entry!
Shang Lin whispered carefully and suddenly asked, "I thought of a question. If I update the method of using the toilet, or create a new kind of void toilet, then can this toilet man still be considered omniscient in the field of toilets?"
I thought this was a difficult question to answer, but the old alchemist stroked his beard proudly:
"The so-called omniscience is omniscience in the known areas. Of course, I know nothing about new toilets, but you can buy the old models. After all, the old models have special services from the villains!"
"And please let me show you how adaptable these little people are to new areas!"
The old alchemist gave an order, and the little man in the toilet suddenly shouted:
"New toilets are expensive and useless. It's pure commercial marketing and IQ tax. Come and choose an old brand toilet! The toilet man is dedicated to serving you!"
Shang Lin was shocked!
"Fuck! You are spreading rumors maliciously! Is this how you adapt to new products?"
The old alchemist spread his hands and said, "The omniscience and omnipotence of the old domain naturally rejects new things. However, we have a solution. That is to upgrade the software of the old model of toilet man. That is to buy our special alchemical potion, and then transplant it into the new toilet. Then it will be able to know everything about the new toilet."
Shang Lin: "What about the information of old toilet models? Will it be kept?"
Old Alchemist: "Although we really want the little man to have the ability to upgrade while sitting, the density of information the little man has is limited. So after entering the new toilet to take office, all the information of the old toilet will be passively lost. There is no solution yet."
Shang Lin: "You have forgotten everything you said, right?"
The old alchemist raised a finger righteously and said, "There is a limit to the degree of expertise a life can have in certain things. I can only be omniscient and omnipotent in my own container. Since I want to change my expertise, then of course all my expertise points from the old era will be washed away!"
As the old alchemist preached, the cheers from the alchemists below became louder!
If we go by the normal definition of life, a creature like a dwarf that must rely on a container to exist cannot be considered life at all. But are these "dwarfs" today really the "dwarfs in the bottle" described in ancient alchemy books?
It is said that the little people in the flask cannot come out of the flask because their life form is flawed and they will soon die once they leave the flask. Of course, this is not the original setting of the little people in the bottle.
Alchemical texts are things like that. Originally, one person proposed an idea at the beginning. Later, during the experiment, it was discovered that the idea was actually the hook stone. So he tried to reflect on it, thinking that he was missing some steps. He kept adding steps and settings over and over again. In the end, what he added were the things that made later alchemists confused after reading them!
The original man in the bottle was a dumb idiot, created just to confirm the form of life's birth, but later various secondary and tertiary settings were added to him, including but not limited to adding abilities like "being able to communicate with people's minds, controlling demons, being able to transform into animals by beheading them and drinking their blood, being able to walk on water by taking out their internal organs, giving people the ability to control the weather, hiding in the shadow corners of the room as a spy to eavesdrop on other people's conversations, and shooting lasers from the head."
The most famous one is "exchanging knowledge for knowledge". It is said that it itself knows nothing, and all its knowledge is obtained by cheating for free. It cheats more and more, and finally deceives itself into being omniscient and omnipotent.
In Shang Lin's opinion, those little people in the bottles in the original text are not worth mentioning at all. They are nothing more than big braggarts or pyramid scheme scammers. Their methods are not even as good as the God of Thinking who fools people into recharging their IQ.
That is to say, it was because of the later settings that he was hyped up as an omniscient and omnipotent true God. Now, this hypocritical setting has been broken. When the alchemists tore apart their own obsessions, they suddenly felt that the world was so vast, so they returned to the right path!
"This is indeed a completely new life form, although they can only survive in containers."
Shang Lin commented: "But this is not a big deal in the Sixth Epoch!"
A major feature of the Sixth Epoch is that it is too tolerant. All kinds of weird things can survive in the Sixth Epoch, not to mention those new races created by the erroneous God who filled in the numbers with his feet. Those things could not have been born through proper natural evolution!
As for soul ethics and the like, that doesn’t really matter. Resurrection coins are sold wholesale, so why bother about this?
"So what about the life span of the villain?"
This is an important question. Although various versions of the little man have many functions, a careful study reveals that this thing is not the kind of truth monster that likes to make trouble in alchemical books at all, but more like "artificial home intelligence" that has been specially commercialized.
It cannot be said that they are exactly the same, it can only be said that they are completely unrelated, they just have different names and settings!
However, the manual service industry is still dominated by iron men, and among them, the robots only need a little electricity or low-quality engine oil to start, and the manual service is also quite good, not to mention that their lifespan is long. If anything breaks down, you can just go to the repair station to fix it. Otherwise, how can the weak and flesh ascend to the sky?
As for this question, the old alchemist had obviously already prepared a response:
"The lifespan of the little man generally depends on the lifespan of the container. In other words, if the manufacturer of the container produces inferior products, the little man installed inside will also die when the inferior container is damaged!"
"On the contrary, if you use high-quality products, the little man can live for a long time! Here we have to mention our special matching cultivation gold potion, which can temporarily keep the little man alive after leaving the container, but when the potion loses its effect, the little man will turn into ashes and die."
This set of rhetoric made several gods present exclaim in awe!
This. What's wrong with this!
There is some truth in this. The lifespan of the little man depends on the lifespan of the container. How can this be unreasonable? This is quite reasonable! But why does this reason sound like a deliberate attempt to pass the buck?
Shang Lin: "Very good, it seems that one of the main purposes of your invitation to me is to promote this new product? After all, this is the greatest and latest product that you alchemists have produced in the past hundreds of thousands of years."
The old alchemist's tone began to become distant and deep: "Yes, this is the product of hundreds of thousands of years of our ingenuity, so we hope that you can give it enough attention."
Shang Lin: "I know you guys have always wanted to get my power for free, but I have to make it clear that this promotion is just an ordinary online promotion. You don't really think that I will give the title of saint to a little man hiding in the toilet! Is the toilet some kind of land kingdom of God?"
The old alchemist rolled his eyes and said, "Then let's try another way. We can let him play games in the toilet and customize a wonderful trip to the toilet. For example, if you are in a hurry, the villain will take over the toilet and invite the other party to a game PK. Only the winner is qualified to sit on the toilet!"
Shang Lin was shocked: "You are really a genius!"
The old alchemist immediately looked proud: "Of course! Alchemists are smarter than mages! They require more talent and ideas! And we can also apply this technology and operation to the use of all the figurines. For example, now, I will take the No. 5 coffin figurine as an example."
Shang Lin: "If you can't win, you won't die? Or if you can't win, you won't live?"
Are you also the God of Death?
The old alchemist waved his hand and said, "Of course not! These are all too simple. One of the functions of the coffin figurine is to determine the last game played by the person lying in the coffin. If the game was played badly, the coffin figurine will repeatedly play the content on the opponent's grave and make public all the deceased's previous shameful hidden deeds, in order to achieve the effect of public execution and amuse future generations!"
Shang Lin: "You, a villain, can be sold to the God of Death immediately. You are simply born in the midst of birth!"
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