The World of Evil God game.
Chapter 208 Invincible Vegetable Soup (Page 12)
He stared at the production date on the package, looking back and forth over and over again.
When did those idiot gods become so easy to talk to?
Another beard master was studying lava bread. He installed a hilt on the lava bread, so this thing became a lava-enchanted bread sword.
"Hey, this weapon looks great! It will be my sword from now on!"
"Master Lorne, what program on this machine has ended! Those two different gods are leaving!" The young demon hunters pointed at the TV, and the food program had come to an end.
["Thank you for watching, we look forward to more food submissions! Our official account can be found on the forum, the IDs are."]
forum? What is that?
The demon hunters started discussing, and until now, they, who had been working hard to eliminate all kinds of alien monsters, were suddenly shocked.
Tu Tu has been going on for too long and seems to be a bit out of touch with society.
“Cosmic sociology has always been a fascinating subject, and there are some masters studying it in the Witcher Headquarters. However, because we are not very sensitive to time perception, the topics they study are often decades out of date. "
"In the words of some human societies in the past, it is 'this thing is no longer popular'."
Some older-looking demon hunters spoke up and sighed.
In fact, there are many races similar to them in the universe, which are not very sensitive to time, such as elves of various colors and hairstyles, as well as various types of dragons, as well as races such as stone people, tree people, and fungus people. However, in the eyes of demon hunters, these races are full-fledged aliens, and they are also things that can be easily plotted.
As for why we didn’t try to figure them out, it’s because they have legal proof of residence and it’s illegal to attack them.
"Forum, it's probably something new, right?"
"Wait a minute, hasn't this thing been around for decades? Do you still remember the last time we communicated with the outside world? Was it a hundred years ago, or a hundred and thirty years ago?"
"It can't be that long! A few decades at most!"
"Hey, everyone, wait a minute. Look, this show is over, but there will be another show later!"
"To this day, we still don't know how those monsters become stronger watching the show."
The conversation between the witchers made Master Lorne suddenly come to his senses!
That's right, I'm not here to eat spicy strips, I'm here to find the reason why those monsters become stronger!
It is to destroy evil!
But after watching this program for a long time, it is just a simple food introduction program. Of course, Master Lorne has been able to understand what the "program" means. It is probably the same as those musicals, right?
It's just that those musicals are too boring. Demon hunters occasionally hold such activities internally to relieve mental stress and physical fatigue. Moreover, the original ancestors also left some projection machines, so the demon hunters are fine. I just love looking through the projections left by the original ancestors.
"These two gods said, is there another show?"
"What's the next show?"
Different worlds naturally have different times. The world where the demon hunters live is at dusk, and the blood-red stars like ferocious demons begin to sink into the horizon. This fortress where monsters live has been destroyed by the demon hunters.
It's still early.
Master Lorne decided to continue watching TV, since the fortress had been conquered anyway.
"Then what's next?"
"commercial time?"
The program on the TV switched to commercial time. This time the commercial was for vegetables from the Pale World. Seeing a group of skeletons selling vegetables and scattering ashes on the TV, the atmosphere among the demon hunters suddenly became uncomfortable!
"The undead! They need to be purified immediately! Annihilated!"
"It's so evil. As expected from these shows, most races in the universe can't tell the difference between justice and evil. This kind of thing is an evil advertisement. Can the graveyard vegetables cultivated by the undead be eaten?"
Fortunately, the three masters were very sensible. They once again used their telekinesis to determine one thing - this was just an ordinary projection called "advertisement".
"Advertising, as I know, is just a means of publicity, no different from shouting." Master Handsome said: "And these undead people seem to be different." As he spoke, he pointed at the skeleton farmers on the TV, and other Demon hunters also noticed their advertising slogan:
[".Vegetables in the Pale World are all natural and pollution-free. They are grown naturally, cultivated from ashes, and watered by the Holy Light. They must be exposed to the sun for eighteen hours a day and blessed by the Holy Light ten times, so that you can eat safely. Eat with confidence, you will be immune to all poisons!”]
[". It doesn't matter if you are thirsty, tired, numb, cut off from the waist or lost your head. Let's have a bowl of vegetable soup! Restore 1 point of life and 1 point of stamina every second for 720 seconds! Unlimited stamina, unlimited heavy attacks, combined with the power of light and heat The enemy’s fighting skills are so amazing that they shake their heads!”]
[“Vegetable soup is an indispensable helper on your adventure and your strongest backing in battle. When you are mentally exhausted, have a bowl of vegetable soup and even a dying person will stand up. , and then use the giant sword to whirlwind and take the enemy general’s head!”]
The skeleton farmers in the advertisement hold up vegetable soup, and then use their skulls as bowls. They clink the bowls with each other and drink up the vegetable soup in their hands. You can see that the vegetable soup goes straight through their chins and directly leaked to them.
But even with such outrageous "drinking on the spot", you can see that the vegetable soup really has an effect on their bodies. A hazy light green light spreads on their bones, and several skeleton farmers are exposed at the same time. A happy expression.
"Holy shit, the skeleton still has expressions, and the skull will automatically deform!"
"I want to drink this vegetable soup too. Bah! I mean, if I buy it and throw it on the ground, it will prove my determination to fight against evil!"
"It's so handsome, no, I mean, it's so fucking evil! Forget it, just pretend I didn't say it!"
The demon hunters were dumbfounded. Some words of praise popped out of their mouths unconsciously, but they immediately reacted and quickly withdrew the verbal message they had just sent.
The commercial in the Pale World ended quickly, after all, it was only one minute, but before the demon hunters could calm down, the next commercial was about an abandoned church selling weapons!
["After drinking vegetable soup, I have unlimited physical strength, but no weapons! What to do! Don't panic, the Abandoned Church is here to help you! Just sell some unused scrap equipment, and we will help you build one A fantastic and powerful weapon!"]
["Equipment recycling will arrive in your account in seconds, costing 99999 with one sword. Monsters from other dimensions will collapse when they see it, and enemies in subspace will cry when they see it! It's not that the Steel Church can't afford it, but it's more cost-effective to abandon the church!"]
A few tin-skinned trash guys in the advertisement are saying exaggerated and outrageous lines, and they are also wearing some armor and equipment that are really made from used machines, especially steam series weapons, gears, screws, drive shafts, etc. The sword looks like it will fall apart at any time, but when it is wielded, the gears on it will rotate synchronously, making it look cool!
"Holy shit, I want to buy this weapon, I really need it!" Master Beard's eyes suddenly widened, while Master Lorne and Master Handsome beside him turned to look at him at the same time:
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