The World of Evil God game.

"Master Lorne, so you have also used magical items?"

Another young demon hunter 996 spoke, his eyes full of curiosity, and judging from the description of Lorne, the master demon hunter, all the top leaders of the church had been deceived?

Master Luo En looked up at the sky slantingly with a determined expression at a forty-five-degree angle.

His tone trembled, remembering those unbearable past events!

"We once thought that after seeing the world of gods and being beaten three times by God, we could finally reach the previously unknown areas. Naturally, some people also thought that relying on the power of those gods, we might be able to better eliminate various monsters. and aliens to realize our long-cherished wishes and ideals.”

"Although the original ancestors who created us have died and civilization has been destroyed, at least we have inherited their legacy. We still exist in this world, and civilization will continue in our hands."

"But we were fooled."

"The priests of those churches used all kinds of sweet words to trick us into buying their magical props. The priests of every church swore to us that these things are now on sale, very cheap and very affordable. If you miss it, you will not be able to buy them. also."

"Those are all rags!"

"That copper-plated sculpture in the shape of a 'thumbs up' is called a sure-win prop. Later, in a big battle, we couldn't defeat it, so we used a sure-win prop to reverse the situation. Later, we wanted to pursue the victory and expand the victory. As a result, a huge earthquake occurred out of nowhere and killed us all."

"Later I found out that after using this thing, the greater the victory, the greater the failure it will bring. Only wimps are suitable for this piece of junk! We complained to Bisheng Church, but those Bisheng believers said - 'We It's just that the prop seller is not very familiar with our God. He has already taken the money and ran away, and you don't know how to use the winning props!'"

"MD, I'm so angry! There's no other special way to use this thing. Isn't it just two failures in exchange for one success?"

"Crystal Church has a crystal slipper that can divert misfortune. At that time, there was a mission to go deep behind enemy lines, so the person who bought the shoes put it on. He went deep behind enemy lines alone. As a result, he did not encounter misfortune, because the misfortune was transferred to us. Come up."

"We were defeated and beaten that day and were running around because the enemy leader suddenly had a whim and inexplicably felt that he should attack. However, the previous demon hunter went to the enemy's lair and the enemy's lair was empty. He came back without doing anything."

"The Lost Stone of the Labyrinth Church can create an indestructible maze after use. As a result, even our own people were fascinated by the maze created. We didn't catch the enemy and our own people got into trouble first. It took us two full days to get out. Months! And the enemy fought with us and found that we were still late, so they also entered the maze to look for us, and finally got lost in it together."

"The dream-weaving thread of the Dreamweaver Church can freely control the other person's dreams, but after using it, the other person has insomnia and cannot sleep. It is really free to control the 'dream'! Co-authoring means literally picking up the other person's dreams, and then The main body had no effect! But the other party became even more violent because he couldn't sleep!"

"Thinking Church's thinking-enhancing technique. Let me tell you, this is really a lie. It is designed to deceive the 8-wit warriors. Paying money will not improve your intelligence, and even if it does, it will be useless."

"The Poem of Destruction from the Poetry Academy is said to be able to unconditionally burn blood and kill any opponent that is difficult to kill. It is the power of rules. This is also a big pitfall. It is too long to say it. After you recite it, you will be the first to die. , because you need to think before you read.”

"In the moment of thinking, when you finish thinking about the poem of destruction, you will be finished, and you will not be able to say the last word. And in fact, even if you say it, it will be useless to some people - they are illiterate, I can’t read and understand poetry, so it’s useless!”

"Why are illiterates immune to magic! I still don't understand this logic! I studied culture to better defeat the enemy, but you told me that illiteracy is immune to injury!"

"The night clothes of the Church of Night are said to be the church of the midnight god. We originally planned to use this night clothes to cover our own aura and completely merge with the night, reaching a state similar to those monsters. In the end, we really merged with the night. , each other couldn’t find where their teammates were, and then we fought a civil war and found out that they were all our own. The effect was really awesome, but I don’t want to buy it anymore.”

"The Winter Book of the Lengdong Church is said to be able to control the weather in winter. At that time, we thought that since the previous ones had overturned, there would be no problem with this. It was just a magical item that simply lost skills. As a result, it turned out that it only had winter. Only then can it be used!”

"You really can control the weather in winter. You can't control the weather in other seasons! It cools down for nine months at a time! There are some worlds and special places that don't even have winter or months. Some worlds only have one season, and some worlds only have three months in a year. ! I don’t know what use this book is!”

"So when I say this, you should also know that the other seasonal gods are the same shit. It is said that they have a seasonal gathering, and these magical props are the discarded products they created during the divine power competition in their respective seasons, because I couldn’t handle it, so I sold it to us ignorant mortals at a low price.”

"We even tried looking for the Church of the Ancient God, those guys who live in public toilets. Maybe the church we were looking for had its own problems. Those guys used the fire of chaos to destroy everything, but they had to make a high-pitched roar before going crazy. We had no musical talent, couldn’t raise our pitch, and were laughed at by those damn Ancient God believers, and then we had a fight with them and tore down their church.”

"After that, it's all about the God of War."

Master Lorne's expression was complicated. He lowered his head and closed his eyes. Tears of grief and anger seemed to be shining in the corners of his eyes!

"I originally thought that the God of War is an invincible god. Although considering the existence of a God who must win, the God of War may not be able to defeat all opponents, but at least his magical props should have a bonus to the battle, right?"

"There's no bonus at all! The battle is all up to you. Don't ask, just ask because the God of War believes you can win!"

"It depends on him to revive you, but you still have to pay him five hundred gold coins. What kind of god of war is this!"

"But... that was the first time we won since using magical items."

"Although the God of War is annoying, when he kills an enemy with his scalpel, the automatic shouts of insults and taunts are really cool. I never lose with swearing."

Since there was no fictional god in the past, there was no such thing as a stereo, but that didn't matter. Many magical arts could easily do similar things.

"And unlike the God of Poet, the God of Poet's poem of destruction has no effect on illiterate people, but the God of War's insults can be understood even by illiterate people, which is very comfortable."

"However, it is still too expensive to spend five hundred gold coins to let the God of War scold the opponent from afar. After all, in war, you cannot guarantee that you can kill the opponent every time with this scalpel. If you kill one person, it is not enough. Unfortunately, killing two is considered a small profit, so because it consumed a lot of money from the Demon Hunting Headquarters, the God of War's scalpel was also included in the list of forbidden magical items."

"These are the lessons of blood and tears!"

"These magical props have interfered with our battles dozens of times. After being deceived too many times, the top leaders of the Demon Hunters decided that they would no longer believe in any church's sales pitch!"

"Gods?!"

"God-killing! These rubbish magical props deceived us, this account, and the money, we have to get it back sooner or later! We must let them refund it!"

Master Lorne became more and more angry as he spoke, and then patted the two young demon hunters on the shoulders: "998, 996! Do you understand now? Magical props are very dangerous things. If you are not careful, you will be destroyed." Put into an extremely embarrassing situation.”

"These rubbish props of the gods will shatter your dignity, frustrate your confidence, destroy your luck, and steal your money! If used regularly, the result will be that you can't keep anything!"

The two young demon hunters, as well as the other demon hunters beside them, all had different expressions, and 998 Vensal said softly at this time:

"Then do we still turn on this machine?"

As he spoke, he pointed to the 18-inch TV.

"Open! Only by knowing yourself and your enemy can you keep winning!" Master Lorne did not have a mother-in-law: "I just said a lot. The core meaning is not to let you know how unlucky we demon hunters have been in the past, but to let you know, The dangers of magical props, and the fact that gods and believers are not bound.”

"So if you look at these machines carefully, you can understand why those monsters have become so cumbersome and difficult to deal with!"

After Master Lorne finished speaking, he carefully walked around the TV a few times to confirm that the divine power on it did not come from the ancient gods and did not have that stinking curse power. Then he walked around the TV and touched it for a long time, and finally found it. I found the power button somewhere.

There was a crisp clicking sound, and then the TV screen flashed with light, and a gourmet program about the God of Impurity and the God of Overeating began to play!

[". This kind of stir-fried rotten meat from "Structure World 001" is made by processing natural rotten meat. After eating it, it will restore 6 satiety, but there is an 80% chance of getting a 40-second hunger effect. However, if combined with milk If eaten together, it will be an excellent delicious food!"]

["Ah! What does fullness mean? It probably means 60% full, right? In short, it can also be temporarily used as a substitute for the recovery potion in the alchemical potion, but this thing is better than the alchemical potion!" 】

["What! You said the alchemy potion now has a strawberry flavor!"]