The World of Evil God game.

Various live broadcast accidents occurred in this two-hour invention program, from Contestant No. 1’s car explosion, to Contestant No. 2’s coffin in the toilet, Contestant No. 3’s crime of biological genocide, and Contestant No. 5’s human (death) life (spirit). The heavy (ox) weapon and the (horse) weapon, No. 6’s kowtow treasury, No. 7’s cyber belief machine, No. 8’s sudden death on the spot.

Players No. 9 and No. 10 who appeared later also did not disappoint the Iron God.

The first is the dream awakening machine of contestant No. 9. This machine looks similar to Doraemon’s dream awakening machine. Both have a manipulator that can hit people as the main working unit. But different from the dream awakening machine, this machine A voice-customized alarm clock is also installed on it.

This voice-customized alarm clock will always play "Are you fantasizing again?", "Wake up, I'm pissing on your face!", "You won't have such good luck at all, wake up!", "Sorry, I can't do it. ” and other weird remarks, and the volume is fixed at 100 (the maximum value)!

After the Iron God asked "How to make Iron Man awake if he is resting?" Contestant No. 9 replaced the arm part of the robot with a sheep-head sledgehammer, and euphemistically said, "The robot does not dream of electronic sheep, so when it When you see the sheep-head sledgehammer hit his head, it means he is awake."

The invention of contestant No. 10 is a confession and apology machine, which is embodied by several robot hands wearing gloves. First, two silver coins are put in. Then when the person who wants to apologize stands in the middle of the robot hands, the robot hands will forcibly This person is in a kneeling position, and the upper hand will grab the penitent's head, hold the head down and kowtow to the ground!

"Wait a minute, isn't confession an active act? This is a passive confession machine, isn't it? There is no way for people to confess. Isn't this a torture device?"

After the God of Corrosion saw it, he was immediately overjoyed and began to comment at the same time:

"I feel like I can be on this show. It's so rubbish. This is the level of a believer in God. It's so funny!"

"If I were to do it, do you know an ancient god called Our Lady of Sinfire?"

The God of Corrosion muttered to the believers: "That ancient god mastered the punishment of fire, and the curse of torment will scorch all miserable lives and souls. I once saw the large-scale burning party she held. At that time, the whole world was In the raging fire, both the ancient monarchs and those humble insects are turned into charcoal!"

"But this is too violent. There is no way to survive for a long time. After all, the 'scorched and tortured value' she needs. If it is always burned like this, then no new value will be born on the scorched earth burned by the flames. "

"I had an idea about this."

The God of Corrosion's tone became cheerful, as if he was saying something that made him happy.

"I once considered a new torture device for her! Add a seat on top of the fire for believers to sit on, and set up a sound trigger magic under the chair to torture the believers. The louder the believers scream, the stronger the fire will be. It's wonderful. ”

"You call me a butt roasting expert? Haha, that's a great thing to say!"

"Even the armrest can be equipped with a trigger magic. The more painful the believer is, the more he will grab the armrest, and the bigger the flame will be!"

"By repeatedly burning like this, the sustainability is exhausted. A person can provide the value of burning several times starting from the buttocks. This is the long-term method! This kind of torture seat can even be mass-produced, allowing everyone to embrace the flames and scorched earth. "

"I'm not kidding. In the past, the backward beings in the world were always very enthusiastic about persecuting their fellow humans. The punishment of fire was just a time when the rootless flames in the world burned the lives to death. The tragic description of the situation, but later on, those powerful beings always inflicted similar disasters on their own kind, and took pleasure in persecuting their own kind!"

"Promote this kind of burning seat and let those people enjoy the fun of oppressing and killing others, so that the whole world will slide into a bottomless abyss! I have already told many ancient gods to let them slowly eat away at those mortals and gods , the power of corrosion is uncontrollable, and it is a powerful curse that can tempt life to fall, but my compatriots are always too impatient."

The God of Corrosion thought casually, and at the same time mentioned his authority: "As for my own promotional materials, I once sold 'worms', which can corrode people's souls, and once they get into the brain, they will become parasitic inside. , thereby gradually changing other people’s perceptions and thoughts.”

"Hey hey hey, isn't it very scary! Very interesting? This comes from my curse power after all! This invisible erosion is the most terrifying thing! You don't know when your friends will become your enemies !”

"Even the [God of Vanity], who has the authority to brainwash, was once counter-brainwashed by me. As a result, as the god of the new era, he was forced to squat with us. The power of the moth is so powerful. However."

"But those damn gods ruined everything! They actually"

The God of Corrosion didn’t say anything more about the following words.

But the believers seem to have understood something.

It turns out that your reproductive ability has been blocked. As a god, you actually have such unspeakable secrets.

"I will always remember that painful day! I will never forget the faces of those two Gods and their voices!"

"That day, the God of Collapse said to me, that thing is too evil, it should collapse!"

"That day, the Error God said to me, that thing is too right, it's better to be a little wrong."

"These two guys destroyed the lower half of my body, so much so that I now suffer from hemiplegia!"

"I must take revenge on them! I will hollow out all the buildings of the God who collapsed, and I will eat up everything that was created by the wrong God!"

The God of Corrosion lost his temper, and then gradually quieted down, because the Iron God's show was over.

Before the show ended, the Iron God claimed that if any viewers were interested in any machine, they could make an online consultation and order it, and if they wanted to start a production line, they could do so.

"Inquiry and ordering? What is the Internet?"

The God of Corrosion looked at his followers: "Do you know about the Internet?"

"I know, that's it." The believers briefly explained what the Internet is, or is it something made by a fictional god. As long as you have an email address and gold coins, you can buy anything you want from the Internet, and you can even enter the forum to brag with others. Chat on water and exchange all kinds of useful information and useless knowledge.

"Oh! So interesting? Make a forum login tool and register an account for me."

The God of Corrosion has sensed his opportunity. If he could corrupt everyone who surfs the Internet through the forum, wouldn’t it be

Is your time coming?

A fictional god? wrong! It is obviously my new god!

"This is simply something customized to help me get out of trouble!"

"Hurry up, make a forum login device, or what are you talking about? This thing can only be used by one person. It has automatic recognition capabilities? Oh, can't I just erode its ability? Your forum login device? Now It’s mine!”