Douluo: Give Huo Yuhao a pair of reincarnation eyes

"Yuhao..."

Xu Sanshi weakly called Huo Yuhao's name.

"Eh~ I'm sick," Huo Yuhao came over, stretched out his legs and kicked Xu Sanshi's body. He got goosebumps all over his body when Xu Sanshi called out, and said in disgust, "Can you call me by my full name from now on?"

"Have a meal……"

Xu Sanshi's eyes were lifeless, as if he would die on the spot the next moment.

"Eat shit!" Huo Yuhao curled his lips, took out an ice pick and poked Xu Sanshi's head. The other party was powerless to resist and let him fiddle with him, "If you feel strong discomfort after strenuous exercise like you, no It’s good for eating, it’s not good for your health.”

"Shit," Xu Sanshi regained some strength and could quarrel with Huo Yuhao, "not eating breakfast is not good for your health. I haven't seen you go to the cafeteria every morning; you can't talk well when running, and I haven't seen you along the way. You stopped talking..."

After saying a series of words, Xu Sanshi immediately took a deep breath to ensure that the oxygen supply to his brain was normal.

At the same time, Huo Yuhao was also speechless. How could he be so smart?

Can exercise really make people smarter?

"Just do it," Ma Xiaotao rushed out from behind Huo Yuhao and suddenly put her arms around Huo Yuhao's neck. Her rosy mouth came to Huo Yuhao's ear and she breathed out hot breath, which made Huo Yuhao feel a tingling sensation in his heart.

"I don't feel any discomfort yet, I can eat."

"..."

"Okay, okay."

Huo Yuhao swallowed secretly and chose to surrender to Ma Xiaotao's embrace. His reaction made Yao Haoxuan and Chen Zifeng look sideways. Huo Yuhao, who had been chatting with them along the way, was actually surrendered by Ma Xiaotao?

If I remember correctly, there seems to be an eight-year age difference between the two of them... Is this true?

Huo Yuhao gently pulled Ma Xiaotao's arm away, found an open space and took out the stall cart that he had kept in the storage ring for a long time. The various tools and condiments inside were neatly placed. Reflecting clean sunlight.

"You can go find whatever you want to eat. I only have chicken and fish here."

Huo Yuhao symbolically wiped the countertop, which was not dirty, and skillfully lit a fire, burned charcoal, and opened the oil pan.

"Chicken is enough!"

Mr. Xuan, who had disappeared for some time, suddenly appeared and stood in front of Huo Yuhao's stall, startling Huo Yuhao.

"How many?" Upon hearing that there were chickens, Mr. Xuan immediately became excited and asked hurriedly.

Huo Yuhao thought carefully and said, "There are probably about fifty of them."

These things were all taken out when the soul bones were extracted. I ate a few here and there, and there was still a lot left.

"It's all baked. I'll come and get it in a minute."

After Mr. Xuan finished speaking, he leisurely walked to the side and sat on the ground, eating and drinking when he should.

Damn, are they all baked?

Huo Yuhao stared at the shaky back. This is great. He really doesn't regard himself as an outsider.

Fuck, I should have known that the forty-nine were underreported just now.

Exhaling a breath, Huo Yuhao walked out from behind the stall truck and hung an eye-catching price board on the front. He only had to move a little bit. He didn't even think about wasting so much effort!

But fifty roast chickens…

Huo Yuhao made a rough calculation and found that he didn't make much money, which was far behind when compared to making soul tools. Although he hadn't sold a single soul tool until now, he had inquired about the price for a long time, such as Brother Chen said that the price is really not cheap, especially the milk bottle and the invincible shield, which perfectly explains what knowledge is money.

Those who still had the energy almost all went to look for food. The roast chicken was ordered by Mr. You will get tired of eating, and it is not difficult to find some ingredients in a place like this. Just take a walk and relax.

Not long after Huo Yuhao put the chicken in, the men came back with three or four rabbits, a roe deer, some mushrooms and wild vegetables, plus a wild boar brought back by Yao Haoxuan.

Huo Yuhao watched Yao Haoxuan throw the wild boar to the ground. The wild boar was motionless and dead, but why was it so wet?

Still a little sticky.

"what is this?"

Huo Yuhao stretched out his hand and poked the unknown liquid on it. He licked his fingers and then loosened them. Good guy, you know how to pull strings?

"Saliva." Yao Haoxuan replied calmly.

"!!!"

Huo Yuhao instantly stopped moving his fingers towards his nose and reached out to touch Xu Sanshi, who had just come over. He was shirtless because he was sweating too much.

"what!!!"

Xu Sanshi suddenly screamed, his body no longer feeling tired, and his mind was filled with the saliva that Huo Yuhao had just wiped on him.

"My body is unclean!"

Xu Sanshi collapsed a little, beat his chest, and was at a loss. The water stain on his body felt like nothing could be done, so he became heartbroken, lay down on the ground, and pupated hard, and then the water stain successfully... turned into mud.

……

"Why did you bring the pig back like this? Are you the same species as it?"

Ma Xiaotao and all his regular teammates scolded Yao Haoxuan mercilessly. No one spoke for him. Even the reserve players looked at him without any sympathy. The biggest victims of this incident were still thinking of a solution. Clean up the "dirt" on your body.

"Actually... it's very clean."

Yao Haoxuan laughed bitterly and explained weakly, isn't it just saliva? Don't they all have it? What a fuss.

"Mr.

"..."

He didn't think much about it at first, but when he said this, Mr. Xuan looked at those golden and attractive roast chickens and suddenly felt unclean, feeling that they were stained with invisible water stains.

"Let's eat together..."

After looking at it for a long time, Mr. Xuan sighed and gave up the idea of ​​taking it all away. He sat on the floor and, not afraid of being burned, reached out and grabbed a whole chicken, pinched off the butt and started to nibble on it.

"Why don't you eat ass?"

Huo Yuhao stuck his head out, looked at Mr. Xuan condescendingly, and asked curiously.

"Get out!" Mr. Xuan raised his head and glared at him, "Who wants to eat chicken and butt, you?"

Then he widened his eyes and watched Huo Yuhao take out a chicken, put it in his mouth, chewed it, his throat moved, and swallowed it. After he finished, he showed it to Mr. Xuan and showed off his achievements. .

"Do you want it?"

Huo Yuhao turned to look at Xu Sanshi, stretched out his hand and handed over a chicken.

Xu Sanshi didn't even look at it. He took it and bit it, chewing it with gusto. At the end, he showed Mr. Xuan his mouth.

"Brother Yao Zi, do you want it?"

They were just being a crowd, and suddenly, Yao Haoxuan was named.

Yao Haoxuan didn't react. He nodded mysteriously, reached out to catch the roast chicken thrown by Huo Yuhao, and followed the example, taking a bite of the chicken's butt.

Ouch, not bad.

"Here, Mr. Xuan." Huo Yuhao smiled and handed over another chicken. The butt of the chicken was facing Mr.

Mr. Xuan's brows jumped, feeling that he had been seriously provoked. This was the first time for him to experience this.

After taking the roasted chicken, Mr. Xuan was heartbroken and bit into the butt of the chicken to see what it tasted like.

Showy! So sexy!

Just when he was about to vomit, he heard Huo Yuhao speak again, "It's not a man if you can't swallow it."

Old Xuan was heartbroken and swallowed!

Huo Yuhao and Xu Sanshi looked at each other, their expressions instantly became distorted, they turned around and ran towards the woods, reaching out and clasping their throats as they ran, the taste just now still lingered in their mouths, making them uncomfortable.

Mr. Xuan was dumbfounded and realized immediately that he had been tricked!

Damn reserve brat!

Mr. Xuan turned around and wanted to chase him, but suddenly he remembered that they had an accomplice here.

Yao Haoxuan!

Mr. Xuan struck out with a palm and knocked Yao Haoxuan away. Yao Haoxuan screamed and flew upside down, hanging on a tree branch in the distance. He was holding the roast chicken in his hand with a dull look on his face. What happened?

Why did Mr. Xuan hit me?

Hearing the screams behind them, Huo Yuhao and Xu Sanshi forced a smile. Fortunately, the plan was successful. Fortunately, Yao Haoxuan really didn't resist the taste. He even dared to eat wild boar alive. It was so terrifying.

Let Mr. Xuan beat Xuan Haoxuan away, and at the same time let the old man who doesn't treat me as an outsider leave a mouth full of sluts, how cool it is!

Fortunately, Mr. Xuan is a glutton and can't tolerate the smell. Otherwise, this plan will be in vain...

Suddenly, the two of them felt a powerful attack from behind, and they were thrown away. Each of them hung on a tree branch, their faces swaying up and down with the trunk of the tree.

"Let me tell you, you were the one who slobbered on me. Why should I complete this plan with you?"

Xu Sanshi realized it later and asked, when Huo Yuhao discussed it with him, he agreed without even thinking. What is this, a tacit understanding between men?