Report to the medical concubine, Your Majesty, he has the ability to read minds!
Chapter 146 From now on, I am a big wild boar!
Little Axe's little head shook rapidly, "I can't remember it, I really can't remember it. When I remember it, I will remember to tell you."
After saying this, Xiao Axe stretched out his feet, his facial expression followed suit, and he tried hard to control himself to slide down the table and onto the ground.
Hua Sijin smiled and took the person off the table, then saw the small ax running towards Shi Luoyu.
"Sister, sister, can you find paper and pen to write it down? Just write down what I just said, so that I don't forget it again!"
Shi Luoyu likes children very much, especially such a sensible child.
"Sister, go find me now. Wait for me, okay?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Wu Lang had already walked to the counter, picked up pen, ink, paper and inkstone and turned back.
"I brought it over. Don't go back and forth. You're already very tired after traveling all the way."
Gently tapping the head of the small ax with the other end of the brush, Wu Lang asked with a smile:
"Let sister Luo Yu rest, and my brother will help you write, okay?"
But Little Ax crossed his arms in front of his chest, turned around angrily with a snort, stomped his feet hard and walked away without looking back.
"I've seen shameless people, but I've never seen anyone so shameless! At such an old age, he still has the nerve to say that he's his brother, and he's so thick-skinned that even mosquitoes can't bite him!"
Everyone in the room looked at the little axe, wanting to see what else he could say.
But he didn't expect Xiao Axe to stand in front of Hua Sijin, feeling aggrieved, and his voice suddenly became very pitiful.
"Beautiful sister, can you see me?"
Hua Sijin smiled and nodded.
Little Ax sighed and continued:
"Then can you see there are two me standing in front of you? One is me, and the other is me, because I am split!"
Wu Lang didn't feel ashamed when he was disliked, but laughed the loudest. Hearing what Little Ax said, he bared his big white teeth and asked, "Why did it crack?"
But Little Axe glanced at him resentfully, and the words he spoke made him even more unable to resist.
"Ask less why others do it, and reflect more on why you do it!"
Wu Lang was stunned and smiled even more happily. "You are so cute, much cuter than the kittens and puppies I had when I was a kid."
Xiao Axe became even more disdainful, and even showed a fierce expression towards Wu Lang.
"Don't be a little kitten here. From now on, I am a big wild boar! If you mess with me again, I will kill you!"
As soon as the words fell, everyone burst out laughing, completely forgetting that Feng Juxu couldn't make any sound until now.
Hua Sijin laughed so hard that tears came out. From the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of Feng Juxu's calm expression and gently poked his face.
"Why don't you smile? Are you born not to laugh? Could it be that the ax hit your mute point and sealed the laughter point by the way?"
The corners of Feng Juxu's lips trembled slightly. Could it be said that he was trying hard to use his inner strength to break open the stinky boy's mute hole?
Originally he only needed people who knew martial arts to help him unlock the acupuncture points. However, the people who knew martial arts in the room tried it one by one, and none of them could solve it. They even extended the time of tapping the acupuncture points.
Feng Juxu felt that he could no longer feel his meridians, and he was even more shocked in his heart as to where this kid got such profound internal power.
He is obviously so small that he can be picked up and spanked, and there is no point in resisting.
Xiao Axe seemed to feel something and looked at Feng Juxu.
He lowered his head and frowned and thought for a moment, then stretched out his little hand and gently patted Feng Juxu's leg.
Seeing Feng Juxu looking down at him, he raised his head and pinched his waist without any panic, and said with great momentum:
"You should consider whether you want to be my father. If you admit that you are my father, I will relieve you right now. Otherwise, hum!"
Feng Juxu rolled his eyes at him, sat down silently and took a sip of tea.
Xiao Axe's eyes widened in shock, "I know how to sneak attack. You may be mute for the rest of your life. Aren't you afraid?"
Feng Juxu ignored him, even closed his eyes, rested his elbow on the table, put his fist on the left side of his forehead, and smiled at the corner of his mouth.
Xiao Axe only felt that he had received a critical hit of 10,000 points. He looked at Hua Sijin at a loss, his voice trembling.
"Beautiful sister, my father is a fool..."
As soon as he finished speaking, the small ax was lifted high and placed upside down on Feng Juxu's thigh. Several slaps fell down his buttocks, making a crackling sound.
[Little bastard! Look, I can’t beat you to death today! ]
Feng Juxu roared in his heart, but unfortunately no one could hear him.
Hua Sijin originally planned to persuade, but Little Axe's laughter was like a silver bell, and he couldn't stop giggling.
"My dad is playing with me! My dad likes me!"
Feng Juxu's anger was like a deflated ball. He gritted his teeth and helplessly put the ax on the ground again and stood up.
Unexpectedly, Little Ax ran around in a circle with a cheerful pace, walked around behind Feng Juxu and patted his butt gently.
Everyone was shocked! Does this kid know whose ass he is slapping? The new emperor of the Great Feng Dynasty!
"It's rude to come and not reciprocate!"
The tears that Hua Sijin had finally stopped burst out again uncontrollably, but she didn't expect that this little guy would actually talk in the same way.
Clang!
Hua Sijin's laughter stopped, and Feng Juxu's eyes straightened.
The two of them looked at the token that rolled down in front of them, and looked at Shi Luoyu in unison, who was a little frightened by too many people staring at him at the same time.
She waved her hand and hurriedly explained.
"This thing is not mine. It was in the small pocket on the inside of his coat when the ax was picked up."
At that time, Shi Luoyu changed Xiao Ax into clean clothes and threw the tattered and colorless clothes into the brazier and burned them.
But the material of the lining is good and not damaged. I could still wear it after washing it, so I didn’t want to throw it away.
The token fell out while she was doing laundry. Later, she thought the token might be related to his family, so she stuffed it back after washing and drying the clothes.
Just now she was watching Little Ax running away with his ankles exposed, and she wanted to change him into a pair of longer pants. Coincidentally, the token fell out and rolled to the feet of the masters.
Hua Sijin felt that the token looked familiar, but Feng Juxu recognized it.
The two looked at each other, and Hua Sijin gently patted Xiao Axe's head.
"To give my sister some face, would you please relieve his mute point first? My sister has something important to tell your father, so there is no time to delay."
Little Axe was unwilling to do so, but after hearing the words "your father", he hesitated for a moment and nodded.
"Okay, then I'll make him a mute later."
Almost as soon as Feng Juxu could speak, he took Hua Sijin's hand and walked eagerly upstairs, giving cold instructions with a serious face without looking back.
"No one is allowed to come up without my order. Watch this child, and he is not allowed to go anywhere!"
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