Siheyuan: Xu Damao wakes up in the world

Xu Damao regretted it as soon as he said it.

Xu Damao found that he was a little distracted. This era is not the future. You can just call a pedicure girl, but you can't do it now. The environment does not allow it.

If only Yu Li and himself were here, they could also spend some money to get Yu Li, a gold medal technician, online. Now that Lou Xiao'e and He Yuyu were both here, Xu Damao was somewhat insulting.

"I said something wrong. I should be beaten. You guys are busy." Xu Damao pretended to slap his mouth twice, and then ran away. After a while, Xu Damao brought some snacks such as melon seeds, sugar, and cakes in to let him know. They eat.

Other people's families lack these things, but Xu Damao's family really doesn't lack them.

As for the damage to Li's soul, she can just make up for it afterwards. How to compensate, of course, is to get money. Don't say that the compensation is not enough. The lack of compensation is just that the money is not enough.

After Xu Damao left, he listened carefully and found that there were no unpleasant sounds coming from the house. Instead, the three of them were laughing and joking, so Xu Damao went to sleep with peace of mind.

At night, when Xu Damao's ears moved, he heard something moving in the north room. Xu Damao immediately got up and found He Yuyu, Yu Li and Lou Xiao'e walking out thiefly, each carrying a thermos. Needless to say, there was another puddle. People have gone.

"Ahem, where are you going at night?" Xu Damao asked with a smile.

The bodies of the three people froze. Then, when they saw that it was Xu Damao, they couldn't help but relax.

He Yuyu said with a smile: "We are going to splash water in front of Qin Huairu's house."

When Xu Damao looked at Lou Xiao'e and Yu Li, they both looked excited, especially Lou Xiao'e, who was extremely excited.

Sure enough, it takes a lifetime to learn well; it often takes a moment to learn bad.

However, this kind of Lou Xiaoe is likeable.

There is edge in kindness, and there is stance in gentleness.

"What you are doing is wrong~" Xu Damao said.

He Yuyu couldn't help but widen his eyes when he heard the words, and looked at Xu Damao in disbelief, thinking: "The trick of splashing water to cause trouble was still used by you first. Look what you did to the deaf old lady, Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu." , and now you’re saying what we did was wrong?”

"You should pour cold water on Yan Bugui's door, so that you can trick Qin Huairu." Xu Damao said.

"Yes, this is the Damao brother I know." He Yuyu's eyes lit up immediately.

"Why would throwing water at the door of the third uncle's house hurt Qin Huairu?" Lou Xiao'e asked in confusion.

"Let's wait until you come back. Let's go quickly." Xu Damao said.

The three people immediately hurried away, not only splashing water at the door of Yan Bugui's house, but also near the hanging flower gate and the courtyard gate. After doing all this, the three people ran back excitedly.

"Ezi, let me answer your question now. At three or four o'clock in the morning today, Yan Bugui will go to the black market to buy eggs. If Yan Bugui falls like this, it will definitely attract the attention of all the beasts in the courtyard, because, Yan Bugui The expensive eggs belong to everyone, they don’t pay attention to other things, but when it comes to their own interests, they will definitely pay attention.”

"If we give proper guidance then, we can trick Qin Huairu. For example, we can guide everyone to think, who least wants Yan Bugui to buy eggs?" Xu Damao asked.

Lou Xiao'e still couldn't turn the corner.

"Of course it's Qin Huairu, because in the whole courtyard, except for Qin Huairu, who can't get eggs, everyone can get them. When the third uncle fell, do you think it was because Qin Huairu couldn't get eggs? Did you do it on purpose? Just to prevent everyone from sharing the eggs today?"

"Even if Qin Huairu doesn't think so, everyone will think that Qin Huairu thinks and does so. Yan Bugui's fall is an example. By then, Qin Huairu will be the target of thousands of people. This is no better than throwing her. Did you enjoy it?" He Yuyu said.

"This...this...is really true." Lou Xiao'e said.

"Then let's go to bed first, and when we hear the third uncle's screams, we'll go out to watch the excitement." He Yuyu said excitedly.

He Yuyu put it simply, these three people were all so excited that they could not sleep. If they couldn't sleep, then they wouldn't sleep.

Lou Xiao'e and Yu Li didn't have to go to work, so He Yuyu could sleep secretly when he got to work without fear of delaying things. The three of them just played around and waited happily.

At four o'clock in the morning, Yan Bugui's scream came from the front yard. The three people's eyes lit up and they secretly said at the same time: "Here he comes."

When Yan Bugui went out to buy eggs at this time, he never thought that someone would splash water at his door.

Although Yan Bugui had seen Yi Zhonghai, Qin Huairu and the deaf old lady being thrown badly and even falling into the hospital, Yan Bugui thought that he was doing something for everyone and no one would do this. Xu Damao, who didn't deal with him, also beat up his family, which was a turning point.

Therefore, Yan Bugui didn't care about his steps at all.

The more you don't care, the harder your fall will be and the more painful it will be.

Yan Bugui let out a hysterical scream and cursed angrily: "Who is so unethical and pours cold water on my doorstep?"

Even so, Yan Bugui will not give up the right to buy eggs. Yan Bugui will naturally benefit from it.

After hearing the screams, all the beasts in the courtyard were just happy in their hearts, but as soon as they thought it was Yan Bugui, they immediately went out.

After all, Yan Bugui bought eggs for everyone. If Yan Bugui used this as an excuse to not go, the two yuan would become his nutritional expenses, which would be troublesome.

All the beasts in the courtyard jumped out with a "hoo!", surrounded Yan Bugui, and greeted Yan Bugui in various ways. Those who didn't know it thought that the courtyard was full of human kindness.

"Third uncle, are you okay? Quick, quick, give me your hand and help the third uncle up. How can you sit on the ground in such a cold weather?" said one person, and then called for the big guy to help Yan Bugui up.

"Oh, I don't know who it was, but they lacked virtue and poured water on my door. Fortunately, I wore thicker clothes and didn't break my legs and waist." Yan Bugui said.

Yan Bugui never thought of using this as an excuse to steal the two dollars. However, when Yan Bugui saw the cold eyes of the beasts in the courtyard, he gave up the idea completely.

If I really want to steal these two dollars, there is no chance that the beasts will rob me.

"Da Mao, isn't the story between us over? Why do you want to do this again?" Yan Bugui asked speechlessly.

"Third uncle, you have wronged me. Why should I splash water on your house? Are you free?" Xu Damao asked.

"Who is it if it's not you?" Yan Bugui asked subconsciously.

"Third uncle, you claim to be smart and calculating, but you don't even think about it. What are you going to do? You want to buy eggs for the big guys. I got this money, so I will divide it when buying eggs for the big guys. My advice."

"Why would I pour water in front of your house and not let you buy eggs for the big guys? If I don't want to benefit the big guys, I just put the money in my pocket and it's over." Xu Damao spread his hands with a look on his face Said innocently.

"Yes, the person who poured water on your doorstep obviously didn't want you to buy eggs for everyone. If Brother Damao didn't want to benefit everyone, he wouldn't have mentioned it yesterday, and the money would have gone into the big family long ago. It’s in Brother Mao’s pocket.”