Full-time Master: Rebirth of Tao Xuan, Revitalization of Excellent Era
Chapter 340: Three Holy Landlords, your head is buzzing again, right?
There was a small episode, and because each other couldn't understand each other's language, there wasn't much conflict.
After the Chinese team returned to the hotel, they did not rest immediately.
Their game tomorrow will be at 2 a.m. Beijing time.
Zurich time is 6 hours behind Beijing time.
That's what Zurich looks like at eight o'clock in the evening.
But for the Chinese team members, it was two o'clock in the morning.
Therefore, the Chinese team members have to adjust their sleep time. They sleep during the day in Zurich and only have the energy to compete at night.
So it's night in Zurich and what they need is to stay up and play.
Because they were abroad, they couldn't play Glory online, so to pass the time, everyone played cards together.
Fortunately, everyone brought poker cards with them before setting off, so a group of great masters started playing poker in a foreign country like Zurich. Although playing cards are also sold here, the playing cards brought from China have a hometown flavor.
Wang Jiexi, Huang Shaotian, and Han Wenqing gathered together to fight the landlord. Although the bottom was only 100, it was not small to double the number of explosions.
Others were just joining in the fun and watching the three men fighting against the landlord.
But soon, Huang Shaotian lost several Dabuliu.
"Okay, Mr. Huang, your card skills are far inferior to your ventriloquism." Wang Jiexi said with a smile.
"Huang Shaotian's poker skills are absolutely top-notch, because no matter who he bets with, he can make the other party rich." Han Wenqing commented on Huang Shaotian's poker skills.
"Damn, Shaotian, when will you lose to me?"
Wang Jiexi and Han Wenqing won 20,000 to 30,000 yuan, and Ye Qiu also wanted to win some money.
"Come here, Lao Wang, give up your seat. Today I want to win back the money I lost from Lao Ye." Huang Shaotian said.
"Are you coming?" Wang Jiexi stood up and gave way.
"Okay, but for the sake of fairness, we have to invite our dealer." Ye Qiu sat up and said.
"Who?"
Everyone is curious about who the professional dealer is.
"Yu Wenzhou. His hands are weak and he can't cheat even if he wants to." Ye Qiu said.
"puff!"
Everyone burst into laughter.
Ye Busha, Ye Busha, are you taking the bamboo shoots?
Playing cards can also kill someone.
But to be honest, this is really the case.
Yu Wenzhou's hand speed is too slow. If he wants to steal cards and exchange cards, he really can't do it.
What a con man needs is a quick hand.
"Okay, I'll deal you the cards."
Yu Wenzhou was not angry, but said with a smile.
Yu Wenzhou picked up the poker, started shuffling the cards, and then dealt the cards down.
"Okay, you can start robbing the landowners."
Yu Wenzhou placed the last three hole cards on the table.
"I want to rob the landlord!" Huang Shaotian was the first to shout.
"Me too." Before Han Wenqing could finish his words, Ye Qiu snatched the landlord card away.
Ye Qiu looked at the three hole cards and complained: "What are you playing for? Robbing the landlord, you are robbing! How can you grab something without using your hands and just using your mouth?"
"I"
Huang Shaotian and Han Wenqing were both dumbfounded, as were the surrounding audiences.
Good guy, you are really robbing the landlord!
Everyone has gained a lot of experience.
It turns out that Landlords can still be played like this.
But think about it.
Fight the landlords, fight the landlords, you are already fighting the landlords, why do you still abide by the rules!
Grab it!
"I'm a landlord, so you're welcome. I'll play my cards first."
Ye Qiu chuckled and took out a three as a matter of course.
"A three."
"Out of four!" Huang Shaotian whispered to Han Wenqing.
"Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing! What are you doing! Are you playing cards like this?" Ye Qiu shouted immediately.
"You've already robbed the landowner. We two farmers will definitely join forces to deal with you. This is just playing with reality, isn't it?"
Before Huang Shaotian finished speaking, Han Wen said lightly: "Your Majesty!"
Then there was a quick photo of a big king crushing a little bastard to death.
Huang Shaotian: "."
Ye Qiu: "."
People who eat melon: "."
"Brother, I am a little brat, and you are the king? Who are you on the side of?" Huang Shaotian complained.
"You teach me how to do things?"
Han Wenqing glanced at Huang Shaotian, and Huang Shaotian immediately had nothing to say.
"Okay, if you are older, go out."
Han Wenqing threw his cards: "QQQKKK, airplane!"
"do not want!"
Huang Shaotian looked at Ye Qiu: "The plane is whirring, do you want to afford it, old Ye?"
"I don't want it either." Ye Qiu smiled.
"45678 straight, order!" Han Wenqing threw out a stack of cards again, with the last card left in his hand.
"I'll blow it up!" Huang Shaotian directly hit the four ten tubes.
"Lao Ye, are you confused? Do you think I won't take it? I just want it. Is your head buzzing now?"
"He's not buzzing, I'm buzzing!"
Han Wenqing said angrily: "Why are you blowing me up? We are farmers, we are on the same side, why are you blowing me up?"
Huang Shaotian quickly comforted him: "Don't worry, Old Han. I want to recite a poem about this situation."
"Oh, Mr. Huang can also recite poetry!" Li Xuan said excitedly.
"Quick, recite poems and write poems right away." Everyone also shouted.
Huang Shaotian moistened his throat and then said: "Ah! The landlord fight is so intoxicating. The last one is very precious. If you want to win back, throw twice as many bombs."
"Oh! So wet, so wet!" Wang Jiexi laughed.
"It turns out that Mr. Huang's main idea is to double the money and win back the money he lost!" Everyone laughed.
Han Wenqing rolled his eyes in anger: "I finally understand why you always give people money! It's enough to be your teammate."
"Do you want a bomb?" Huang Shaotian ignored it, but looked at Ye Qiu and asked.
Ye Qiu smiled and shook his head: "I don't want it."
"I know you can't afford it, so don't blame me for being unreasonable."
Huang Shaotian blinked at Han Wenqing, then typed a small three: "A three."
Seeing Huang Shaotian's three, Han Wenqing was a little embarrassed: "Pass."
Huang Shaotian was speechless: "What's the situation? Three, I'm playing three. Old Han, look carefully. Can you pass three?"
"Passed!" Han Wenqing said.
"In this situation, I also want to recite a poem." Ye Qiu said at this time.
"Hey, everyone is so excited about poetry today! Captain Ye, get horny!" Everyone laughed.
Ye Qiu glanced at Huang Shaotian and said, "Brother, I'm a bit picky at cards, and I still have four jacks in my hand. So I don't want your little brat either!"
"Okay, Lao Ye, you know all the four J's. I originally wanted to save it, but I didn't want you to see through it!"
Huang Shaotian was surprised, and then he threw four J's: "In this case, I'll blow it up!"
"How's it going, Lao Ye, your head is buzzing again, right? I'm going to let you lose completely today." Huang Shaotian said, and played a small card again.
"Three, Old Han, you can leave now!" Huang Shaotian winked at Han Wenqing.
"No!" Han Wenqing said.
"It's three!" Huang Shaotian was stunned.
Han Wenqing said: "I know, I don't want it!"
Ye Qiu couldn't help but laugh: "Hahaha, if I guess correctly, Old Han still has 3 left in his hand, right?"
"Nonsense, I ran away with the rest!" Han Wenqing rolled his eyes.
Ye Qiu chuckled: "In this case, I won't be polite."
Ye Qiu: "Xiao Wang."
Huang Shaotian: "I can't afford it."
Ye Qiu; "Shunzi."
Huang Shaotian: "I can't afford it."
Ye Qiu: "Another straight, it's gone!"
Huang Shaotian looked at Han Wenqing: "Old Han, do you know how to play? You actually left a little loser? We are a sure winner. He didn't have a bomb in his hand, just a little king, but we still lost. Did you lose 8 times?”
"You're so embarrassed, we're on the same team, why are you blowing me up?" Han Wenqing asked.
"You already gave 45678, why did you leave a 3 in your hand? Instead of an 8?" Huang Shaotian was speechless.
"If I play 34567, Ye Qiu will lose 45678. My card is big. If you don't blow up, I will play out immediately." Han Wenqing said.
"Who knew you still had a 3 in your hand? You've already dealt 45678. A normal person would have already dealt a 3 three times earlier. If you leave an 3 in your hand, wouldn't we win?" Huang Shaotian said.
"Whoever joins your team will have to lose time!" Han Wenqing rolled his eyes.
Ye Qiu laughed and said: "Okay, let's pay for it!"
This landlord fight also made the onlookers laugh out loud.
No matter how the fight is fought, the farmers will win.
As a result, Han Wenqing and Huang Shaotian found the only way to lose.
It’s also a cow!
PS: This paragraph is purely a joke, just for entertainment by a group of masters, please do not take it seriously.
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