Global Gaowu: What’s wrong with being in a wheelchair? You can still destroy gods with one finger

"Beautiful, so beautiful!"

"This skin is nice, like satin."

"This eye is beautiful, like an Alpha star."

"Look at this figure, she's no worse than Aphrodite!"

"Look at this hair, how can it be so soft and smooth?"

……

Li Qiyu broke out in a cold sweat as he watched the two old perverts holding colorful magazines and making comments.

"You two gentlemen, we have been watching for an hour. Aren't you tired?" Li Qiyu was a little impatient. He still had something to ask.

Thor didn't even raise his head, he just waved his hands and said, "We have both lived for tens of thousands of years. One hour counts."

Li Qiyu was furious, but he didn't dare to use force. It seemed that he could only use roundabout tactics.

Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong...I don’t know how many times in a row.

Li Qiyu received something again in his personal mailbox. When he opened it, he saw, oh! More than a hundred various color magazines! Tall, short, fat, thin, white, black, yellow, red...you name it. I finally know why Gao Xiaozhou hasn't reached the full level after playing for three years.

Finally, there is a text: Brother, these are all my years of hard work, remember to put them away!

ps: don’t tell my mom.

That means he can tell his dad!

Li Qiyu chuckled inwardly, coughed twice, and cleared his throat.

"You two gentlemen, these two books are enough, I have many more!"

boom! Li Qiyu took out a few more books.

Hercules and Thor's eyes widened.

"Ah, you are a teachable young man. Come on, bring it to us." Hercules stretched out his hand to grab it.

Li Qiyu dodged with a smile, not letting Hercules snatch it away, but he didn't say no, but took two steps closer, sat down next to the two old guys, and stuffed the color magazine in his hand into the two primitive gods. in hands.

"Uh... Sir, look, I have both the power of Hercules and the power of Thor in my body. Can you teach me how to use it?"

Thor wiped the goatee on his chin and asked meaningfully, as if thinking about something: "Who do you want to learn from?"

Li Qiyu is so smart. As soon as Thor said this, he knew what it meant. If he didn't say it right, not only would he not learn anything, but the two old guys might have to fight again.

"All gods are selfish," he always kept his father's words in mind.

"Uncle Thor, actually I also have my own difficulties. You all know that I am a dual god. It is extremely rare. Many people on the earth want to catch me and use me for research. You think I will be easily killed by them." So he was captured, so some people say that the twin divine bodies of Hercules and Thor are nothing more than this."

Li Qiyu's words were very clever. On the surface, he was self-deprecating and did not offend the two old guys. But the implication was that you, Hercules and Thor, cannot protect others!

Hercules snorted coldly, stood up, snapped his fingers, and twelve cards immediately appeared in mid-air, with the twelve trials of Hercules painted on the back of each card.

"mortal……"

"My name is Li Qiyu, Uncle He!"

"Oh, okay, Li Qiyu. Back then, I completed the twelve trials and became the main god of Greece as a demigod after my death. I relied on these twelve abilities."

After Hercules finished speaking, the twelve cards were turned around together. Li Qiyu quickly scanned them and memorized them all.

Terrifying blows, super hormones, realm amplification, infinite recovery, tearing the void, and the fall of the galaxy; the king of swords - Body Splitter, Athena's golden breastplate, the gale's horse Arion, Prometheus' Fire, Golden Apple, Hydra.

There are six abilities, five artifacts, and one summoned beast.

But what the hell is that super hormone?

Li Qiyu suddenly remembered that in Greek mythology, Hercules once set a record of tying 49 women in one night and getting 49 women pregnant at the same time. Now he knew why Uncle Wang's big rooster was dying. So crazy.

"For the sake of these colorful magazines, I will randomly select one of these twelve abilities and attach it to you. Don't embarrass me when you go out!"

If it had been just now, Li Qiyu would have been eager to get one, but now, his heart was trembling.

"Don't give me super powerful hormones. Don't give me super powerful hormones. I don't want to mutate into a horse!"

Twelve cards began to spin rapidly in mid-air like a revolving lantern.

Jingle Bell……

A card flew out with four words "Terror Strike" written on it, and flew into Li Qiyu's body.

Terrifying Strike: Passive skill. Every time you attack or are attacked, the destructive power generated will be automatically stored. When the stored destructive power reaches the peak, it will be released at once, producing huge destructive power.

As the level increases, the peak destructive power that can be stored is 10 times that of the previous level.

Hercules smiled proudly. This passive skill seems troublesome, but it often catches the opponent off guard at critical moments. It can be said that it is impossible to defend against it.

Hercules relied on this skill to repel enemy attacks several times in the war against the Titans, and also successfully killed Alcyoneus.

Hercules sat back, patted Thor and said, "It's your turn. I've taken out everything from the bottom of the box. You can't be stingy."

Thor glanced at Hercules and said nothing. Instead, he stretched out his hand and inserted it into the soil, as if he was looking for something.

Soon, I seemed to have found it.

Thor opened his palms and held a small piece of rusty iron nail in his palm. He closed his hands and rubbed them back and forth a few times. When he opened his palms again, the iron nail had turned into a small sparkling bead and he threw it to Li Qiyu. .

"Ever bounced a yo-yo?"

Li Qiyu nodded.

"Okay, but this time I want to add some thunder and lightning, let's try it."

Li Qiyu understood that it was the same principle as "Thunder Walking", condensing thunder and lightning somewhere and using the power of thunder and lightning to change the state of the object to achieve a certain effect.

Li Qiyu condensed the lightning in his hand and gradually acted on the iron bead. He could feel that the iron bead was shaking, and it was shaking very hard. If it were ejected like this, not only would it be inaccurate, but the force would also be lost during the flight. If they cancel each other out, their destructive power will be greatly reduced.

Li Qiyu closed his eyes and sensed the inside of the iron bead so that the thunder and lightning could fully merge with the iron bead, which would not destroy its shape but also give it powerful power.

The iron beads stopped shaking, and thunder and lightning danced on Li Qiyu's fingertips, forming a blue barrier.

At this time, Li Qiyu's hand was like a fort ready to go, and the iron bead was the cannonball in the chamber.

In the air, the intersection of electric lights cuts the air into countless fragments. The frequent vibrations become more and more dense, crackling, and seem to explode at any time.

Suddenly, there was an explosion, the air was squeezed by the sudden huge force, and spread violently in all directions. The cyan electric light condensed into a beam, pushing the iron beads to shoot out with lightning speed, and went straight into a solid mountain not far away.

Delicate cracks quickly climbed up, and the balance of the mountain was completely broken, breaking into countless pieces and rapidly collapsing.

The dust in the sky gradually spread, and the dark sky turned into a light yellow. It was just a change in the way of using electricity, but it could cause such great damage. What if it could be improved again?

Li Qiyu thought quietly and couldn't wait to try other methods, but when he condensed again, there was no trace of lightning in his body.

At the side, Thor's face, which was originally as wrinkled as a rag, looked as bright as a facelift.

"Our Norse gods have different abilities than those Greek gods. As long as you are smart enough, you are ever-changing and omnipotent. Do you understand?"

Li Qiyu nodded.

Why did Hercules feel that this was not a good idea, and said: "What? It's just a mountain explosion. I can do it with just one punch. Why do you have so much trouble with rolling iron balls and electric discharges?" You would have been beaten to death by the time you finished doing this on the battlefield."

After Thor finished speaking, he straightened his neck, raised his chin, glanced sideways at Hercules and said, "Jealousy, you are just jealous. You are jealous that my electromagnetic gun is better than your crappy one."

"What's so strong about being strong? I'm a one-shot man!"

"Bah, what's wrong with one shot? It's better than your one shot that took a long time to get out."

"It takes you half a day to get one shot."

"That's because his level is low. What will happen if he shoots continuously when his level is high?"

"Your realm of eating is not mine."

"My strength."

"My strength!"

……

The two old guys struggled together again, rolling on the ground in a cloud of dust and darkness.

Li Qiyu thought about going up to break up the fight, but suddenly his eyes lit up and he was back in the classroom. Gao Xiaozhou was sitting aside and blinking mysteriously.