Global Gaowu: What’s wrong with being in a wheelchair? You can still destroy gods with one finger

The banquet lasted until 10 o'clock in the evening, and everyone returned to the dormitory one after another to go to bed. After all, starting from tomorrow, the formal training session will begin.

beep...

Waves of rapid whistles were like nails piercing the eardrums of every sleeping person, and then someone outside was heard shouting: "Everyone must gather in the playground within 3 minutes!"

Li Qiyu opened his eyes and looked at his watch.

Damn it, it’s midnight!

As expected, they started training from the next day and didn't waste a single minute. It was really vicious.

Li Qiyu turned over and sat up, quickly put on his light yellow camouflage uniform, and kicked Gao Xiaozhou softly.

"Xiaozhou, Xiaozhou, get up quickly and gather together!"

Gao Xiaozhou turned over and didn't even open his eyes. He was still dreaming.

"Huh? Did the dinner bell ring?"

"Yes, yes, the dinner bell is ringing!"

“What’s something delicious to eat?”

Li Qiyu looked at his watch, it was already 1:.

“Soy sauce beef, sweet and sour carp, lamb and scorpion hotpot!”

Gao Xiaozhou suddenly got up, lay down on the bed, his eyes were shining, looking for something everywhere, and then he lay down again with a pop.

"Qi Yu, stop making trouble, it's so late at night, go to sleep!" He turned over and started snoring again.

When Li Qiyu saw that the fat man was hopeless, he grabbed Gao Xiaozhou's arm and pulled him out... I'll go and get naked.

Damn it, is this fat man so evil when he sleeps?

We are running out of time and there is no other way. Now we can only treat dead pigs as live pig doctors.

Li Qiyu wrapped Gao Xiaozhou in a quilt, pulled out two ropes and tied them up, carried them on his back, and rushed out.

At 2 minutes and 53 seconds, he entered the team.

Looking around, there were about a hundred people lined up, and the rest didn't arrive in time.

In front of the team, stood three instructors, two male instructors and one female instructor.

The person in the middle looked at his watch and pressed the pause button. After waiting for about two minutes, the rest of the people arrived one after another.

"Okay, time is up. My name is Liu Ziyong, and I am your physical fitness test instructor; this is Zhe Feng, who is responsible for your technical and tactical guidance; and this instructor Che Qijun is responsible for your basic knowledge and ability selection guidance. ."

"Instructor, what is ability selection guidance?" asked a new student in the team.

"Instructor Che will explain this to everyone in a later course! Let's start roll call now."

"Zhou Guangan!"

"To!"

"Hu County Committee!"

"To!"

"Ma Jizhong!"

"To!"

"Wu Ben!"

Swish!

I saw a white sign erected among the crowd, with a big word "arrive" written on it in black pen.

Everyone looked at the racket strangely.

Instructor Liu Ziyong repeated it again.

"Wu Ben!"

Swish!

The racket stood up again.

At this time, instructor Liu lost his temper and shouted: "Wu Bi, can't you speak?"

Stab it!

Wu Bi tore off the white paper at a very fast speed, and another word was written on the bottom in advance: Yes!

Instructor Liu felt that the veins on his forehead had begun to twist.

"Why don't you talk if you can talk?"

The words on the sign have been changed again.

There were three big words written on it: Can’t say!

"Why can't you tell me?"

personal privacy!

The students could no longer hold it in and were swaying with laughter. Only a few of them could stand expressionless in the center of the group.

Instructor Liu probably lost his composure and shouted: "Wu Ben comes out!"

Wu Bi squeezed his way from the back of the team to the front. Looking up close, he looked even bigger.

"Wu Bi, do you usually rely on writing to communicate?"

Yes!

"If you are in danger during a mission, how do you ask your teammates for help?"

Wu Ben took out his cell phone, quickly edited two words, and sent it.

Beep beep beep, Liu Ziyong's cell phone rang and received a message: Help!

Liu Ziyong's head was buzzing.

"Whoever asked you to bring your cell phone during training, hand it over immediately!"

Wu Bi obediently handed the phone to instructor Che.

"Bringing a mobile phone to training violates training rules and will result in a 50-lap penalty!"

Wu Ben went for a run, which was temporarily over, and the roll call continued.

"Li Qiyu!"

"To!"

"What are you carrying!"

"Reporting to the instructor, it's Gao Xiaozhou."

"Can't he stand on his own? And he has to carry you on his back!"

"Report to the instructor, Gao Xiaozhou is still sleeping!"

Liu Ziyong felt that his throat was smoking, and he wished he could moisten his throat with the blood of these bastards.

"Wake him up!"

"I can't wake you up. I've tried many methods. If you don't have a piece of soy beef, it's hard to wake you up!"

"I...Li Qiyu, come out!" Liu Ziyong almost cursed.

"Yes!"

Li Qiyu stood in front of the team with Gao Xiaozhou rolled up into a flower roll on his back. Everyone could see Gao Xiaozhou wrapped up into a caterpillar.

Liu Ziyong walked over and took a closer look. Sure enough, Gao Xiaozhou slept like a dead pig.

"Li Qiyu, what methods have you tried to wake him up?" Liu Ziyong deliberately approached Gao Xiaozhou and shouted at the top of his voice, but there was really no reaction at all.

"Kicking, slapping, covering up with quilts, yelling loudly, and pouring water on me all have no effect."

"That's because you are not determined enough! Give you one minute to wake him up immediately, otherwise, you two will be punished together."

"Sir, is this a 50-lap penalty?"

"50 laps for everyone, unless you want to do 200 laps!"

Li Qiyu carried Gao Xiaozhou and ran around without saying a word.

"Okay, are there any left with mobile phones or carrying people?" Liu Ziyong shouted.

Everyone answered in unison: "Yes!"

There were hundreds of people in the audience, all carrying mobile phones and raising them above their heads.

"Everyone run around for me!"

Upstairs, in a room, Wang Lingxu looked at the people on the playground, smiled and rang the intercom and said: "Xiao Liu, what's the point of running like this? Go and add something to me, especially to the one named Li Qiyu. I’ll take special care of you.”

Within two minutes, I heard people crying for father and mother in the playground downstairs. A group of people who were just walking with the old man ran like crazy, cursing as they ran.

I saw a group of hunting dogs inexplicably appearing on the playground, as if they saw prey. If anyone ran slow, they would bite the butt. In less than two minutes, seven or eight people had already exposed their colorful panties. .

Li Qiyu was even worse. What he was chasing was a hunting dog, but what was chasing him was a cheetah. It roared and rushed towards Gao Xiaozhou's lower body.

Perhaps the natural protection emergency program was activated. Gao Xiaozhou, who had been sleeping soundly, suddenly opened his eyes and instinctively covered his lower body.

There was only a stabbing sound, and the rope was torn. Gao Xiaozhou, who had not yet figured out what happened, was suddenly exposed naked to the public. A cool autumn wind blew by, and even the cheetah was stunned.

"I'll go, what's going on, where is this?"