I think you can't even imagine the happiness of a warlock.
Chapter 302 9 Prison Life Salesman
Although he was mentally prepared when he accepted the commission, when Chen Zhou went to the tavern to meet his client, he still felt the diversity of the residents of the star world.
The good news is that this time the client looks a lot like a human.
The bad news is that only the face is more human-like.
"This is outrageous. The client this time is actually a devil?"
Just as Jerry said, their client this time was a talkative gentleman in a gorgeous dress, but he had two small sharp horns on his forehead and a tail covered with dark red scales behind him.
The Harvest Demon, one of the devils from the Nine Hells, is a devil who is more interested in machinations than fighting.
The moment she saw the other party, Lily wanted to kill him directly. Unfortunately, due to the rules of the tavern, it was difficult to do so directly.
"As you can see, I'm a debtor, a banker, and a rule lawyer."
After meeting Chen Zhou, the client, Esconte, smiled cordially and said, "Insurance is also within my business scope. Have you ever heard about Jiujing Life Insurance?"
"No insurance, thank you." Chen Zhou never expected that he would not be able to escape the sales of insurance even in another world.
Having said that, it seems that reasonable insurance salespeople do not exist.
"Don't refuse in a hurry, sir. You will be satisfied with our service package." Ignoring the other party's straightforward refusal, Esconte continued to introduce politely, "It only takes a little effort to make yourself happy in the future." Why not get compensation after encountering danger?"
For adventurers, death and danger are always with them like shadows.
For residents of the Star Boundary, it is also normal for them to go out for a snack and be killed by a passing monster.
According to the calculations of the devil's statisticians, even the inhabitants of the astral plane who appear to have eternity at first glance often have their lifespans cut short.
So how to make use of their short life, or in other words, how to get certain compensation after encountering a fatal blow, has become a problem that the residents of the star realm have to pay attention to.
Jiujing Insurance Business came into being.
As we all know, the devil is a professional who absolutely abides by his contract, even if it costs his own life.
With such a characteristic that is well-known in the multiverse, they are very comfortable in this industry, and even the largest insurance company on the main material plane cannot compare with it.
"But as far as I know, deception, hiding regulations, and malicious misinterpretation of rules are also regular operations of the devil, right?" Chen Zhou sighed, how could he just accept a task and end up listening to the nagging of an insurance salesperson?
"That's normal business behavior, sir. You don't want the claim you should have received to be taken away in advance by some fraudsters, right?"
Esconte obviously opposed Chen Zhou's groundless accusations - do you know what the weird astral adventurers who are constantly emerging can do to defraud insurance?
Not to mention taking advantage of loopholes to find loopholes, he even hires people to attack him, and even deliberately dies once, gets compensation and then resurrects as a routine operation.
Don’t think that only the devil takes advantage of these rules. People who buy insurance also keep an eye on their little insurance money all day long.
What do you think the devil was before he became a devil?
Aren't they still other souls on the main material plane?
"Well, it sounds reasonable, so are there really many people cheating on insurance? 』
Lily was almost bypassed by Esconte. With no life experience, she really didn’t understand the normal conditions of the insurance industry.
But as a dragon, her instinct also made her want to make money by defrauding the opponent. Getting gold coins from the devil was much faster than taking a normal risk.
"Insurance is essentially a kind of gambling. The purpose of the insurer and the insured from the beginning is to make each other rich, and it is normal for them to plot against each other."
In fact, if you really encounter all kinds of troubles after taking out the insurance, you will not be able to get the deposit you deserve because of the various fantasy rules in the insurance.
Of course, insurance companies on the main material side at least know how to be restrained. Even if they pay normal compensation, they can still make a lot of money - after all, accidents with a high probability of happening with a small probability are just accidents after all.
But for a devil with a big family and a big business, he will really do anything to avoid paying compensation.
Just like the commission Chen Zhou was about to take on this time.
"Your commission said it was to find the beneficiary of the insurance, but in fact you didn't want to find the beneficiary."
Chen Zhou pointed out the logical loophole of the other party: "If you really want to find the other party, do you still need to publish a mission in the Adventurer's Guild?"
If there are no beneficiaries, there will naturally be no need to pay compensation.
Through various accidents, the devil can kill the beneficiary with almost no effort. Is there any need to sign such an insurance?
Planning with the devil is already planning against the tiger from the very beginning.
"Ugh, how can you question my work ethics?"
Esconte sighed helplessly, there was nothing he could do, the world just had various prejudices against the devil.
"Just like legendary spellcasters, quasi-gods, and various path-walkers, there are many beings in the multiverse that cannot be easily found through prophecy. Once our Nine Hell Life fails to fulfill its contract within the stipulated time, you know we will suffer How much loss?"
"Loss? How come Shushu doesn't know when the devil loves money so much? Is this thing any different from garbage to you?"
Oh no, at least trash isn't as poisonous to the devil as silver coins.
"In fact, the devil's only purpose is to induce people to fall. No matter whether you are paying compensation as usual or encountering fraudulent insurance, you will not suffer real losses."
After hearing this, Lily suddenly realized that unlike the dragon, it turns out that the devil does not love money but fallen souls!
She was so close to learning a lesson just now!
"If you have traffic accident insurance, I will consider it. There is no need to sell life insurance to me. Let's talk about entrustment."
According to Esconte's statement, Chen Zhou will decide whether to actually accept the commission.
But the devil's commissions are often accompanied by conspiracy and calculation. Basically, he has decided to give up this seemingly interesting adventure.
"Traffic accident insurance?" Harvest Demon's eyes lit up when he heard this, "Of course we also have other insurance businesses!"
"Stop it, stop it, if you waste any more time I will call you out and chop you down."
Escount suddenly felt that the other party was unreasonable. It was obviously you who said that traffic accident insurance could be negotiated!
Therefore, the madmen in Elysium are really capricious...
But he conscientiously chose to shut up and took out the contract he had signed with the murdered adventurer.
"As you can see, this is a life insurance, and the first beneficiary is the relative of the other party. If we can't find a beneficiary, we have to donate hundreds of thousands of gold coins to the Church of the Lord of the Morning."
This is a result that Esconte cannot accept, and it will be a lifelong shame for him.
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