I think you can't even imagine the happiness of a warlock.

During the first month of settling in Fanhua Port, after having a feast to celebrate that I could have a stable job in another world, I encountered hundreds of ghosts walking at night, murloc siege, sneak attacks from behind, and was also attacked by a group of fun people who wanted to steal the country. Got targeted.

This is truly a beautiful thing...

Looking at the joy thief who was really flying away from the void step by step, Chen Zhou suddenly felt powerless in his heart.

The mythical power gained through the path in his body attracted the attention of followers of Olidamara, but he was powerless to leave them, so he was afraid that he would be in constant trouble in the future.

His followers are keen to cause trouble for people who live an honest life!

Olidamara, who is chaotic and neutral, has no moral bias, so among his followers, those who help others through jokes and play life are like banishing immortals, and those who make people fall into the trough through deception and robbery are the same. many.

Their ultimate vision is to win the favor of the gods through one shocking joke after another, so as to gain the power of myth and embark on the path of "Master of Tricks".

If you are a kind-hearted person, it will be easier to accept. A little joke in life is not a bad idea.

Chen Zhou looked at the battle formation at the foot of the cliff. Those who made fun of other people's lives were obviously heinous gangsters.

"If you think about it carefully, Fanhua Port may have had inside information from the beginning."

Recalling the sudden visit of faith census taker Natya tonight, as well as the secret conversation between him and Sergeant Omen, this incident smelled like gunpowder...

Steal the country, steal the country!

The word "district" exudes incomparable blood, and I don't know how many people will be involved in the trouble in the future.

I am very happy when I am a fun person, but when I become someone else’s fun, I feel that the fun person deserves to die.

Sean's words before parting made Chen Zhou realize that Olidamara's fun man was eyeing him.

A sense of uneasiness and crisis arises spontaneously.

Being targeted by the Fun Man → getting involved in chaos and disputes → risking his life → the Joy Thief wants to kill himself.

After simple logical reasoning, Chen Zhou made a decision that went against his ancestral precepts - to open the book, become stronger, and then kill the happy thief of Ollidamara!

Just after the college students from the peaceful age of the earth made a choice like Ma Zhaoou, bursts of explosions suddenly came from the offshore of Fanhua Port, followed by fire and black smoke rising into the sky.

The warship that was originally dispatched to the port with the intention of using shelling to deal with the Kuo-Toa actually caught fire and exploded due to unknown reasons, and lost its combat capability before the cannon was fired.

Naturally, most of the crew members on the ship died unexpectedly.

Realizing that the human warship was trying to attack them, the Kuo Tao fishmen immediately divided their forces and ordered some fishmen to go offshore to seize the ship!

Although the incapacitated warships were captured by them, the main force on the port shore was defeated steadily by the rising soldiers and adventurers.

Finally, when the light of dawn illuminated the flowery port that was stained with blood and fire, the defenders finally repelled the incoming black tide.

The only thing that made people feel resentful was that the Kuo Tao people who had seized the warship actually controlled the remaining crew members on the ship to leave the port after realizing that the situation was not good.

This means that the only new type of magical warship in Fanhua Port has fallen into the hands of the Kuo Tao fish people who live by plundering.

This incident may give rise to the most evil, brutal and powerful pirates, mainly aquatic races...

It’s hard to argue that the Thief of Joy wasn’t involved.

Keeping the balance between humans and monsters... what a bunch of lunatics.

As for the Baron's fiancé, the last son of the Dephis family, when the fishmen evacuated, they were taken aboard the ship with nearly a hundred other civilians and sent to a certain Kuo Tao fishman tribe.

Tatalu's scout team failed to save the other party, and the small portion of the bounty promised to Chen Zhou naturally disappeared.

Of course, Chen Zhou no longer cares about those little details.

Two and a half months after he came to this world, he made an uncharacteristic decision to become stronger, kill the thieves of joy who were targeting him, and take control of his life from then on.

To this end, he made a detailed and long-term plan for his life, officially touching on the correct usage of "Life Plan"...

……

Three days later, Natya, who was in charge of conducting a religious census, knocked on the door of Chen Zhou’s house again.

As the invisible servant opened the door, what he saw was a lot of basic magic materials that couldn't be more basic, as if he had returned to his own laboratory - the bankrupt version.

"Tom, are you rich?" Natya was a little surprised. When he came to visit three days ago, the other person's house was empty.

In this regard, Chen Zhou gave a very reasonable and heartbreaking explanation:

"No one is willing to lend money to mages, but everyone is basically willing to lend money to warlocks."

Anyone with an intelligence of no less than 3 should know that the former is a bottomless pit, while the latter can still make a living by relying on face no matter how bad it is...

In fact, he was the one who traded the scrolls and potions from that night and bartered for these magical materials and equipment.

Natya, who had no idea about this, was choked and speechless. It took him a long time to explain his purpose.

Continue the faith survey that failed to take place that night.

"But haven't you already asked me about my situation?" Chen Zhou reminded.

Pan-believers, I believe in the God of War when fighting, the God of Dionysus when drinking, and the God of Dionysus when throwing dice... Anyway, everyone is my wings.

Of course Natya also knew, but this time was different from the past.

Ms. Flowers was furious when her fiancé was captured by the Kuo-Toa, and her life and death were still uncertain. She realized that there were followers of Olidamara behind the incident who were fueling the fire and even planning it. She decided to seize the territory of her faith.

Illegal beliefs are not allowed, devil worship is not allowed, and pan-believers are not allowed.

All residents of Blossom Port must believe in the gods specified by the Kingdom of Kalos, and spend half a day praying at the specified temple during their bath.

Otherwise, it will range from banishment to hanging or burning at the stake!

"Hey, Baroness Flowers is a bit cruel!" Chen Zhou was dissatisfied. In this world, freedom of belief is gone.

Natya looked constipated and completely pretended not to hear.

"All in all, it's time for you to choose a religion, even if you're just pretending to be one."

Anyway, if you don't follow the regulations, you can't settle in Fanhua Port and can only be counted as a floating population.

In desperation, Chen Zhou had to temporarily pretend to find a god to believe in. This was also for the sake of converting to eggs and grains and oils.

"Then I believe Hextor."

"Are you kidding me? Can the god of violence be Carlos' legal belief?"

"Then I believe in St. Cuthbert."

"No, no, only those crazy lords allow followers of the God of Punishment to be in their territory."

"Then I believe in Obai Hai?"

"Believing this will make people suspect that you are related to those crazy druids!"

"Kayden Kailian's head office, right?"

"The Flower Lady expressly forbids that drunkard's religion."

After four proposals in a row were rejected, Chen Zhou grabbed Natya by the collar and lifted her up on the spot.

"It won't work this way, and that won't work either. Are you trying to amuse yourself?"

It was only then that the slow prophet realized a blind spot belatedly, and his face turned pale with fear: "It's over, it's over! You just chanted 4 names of gods in a row, and you and I may be killed by Him. We’re paying attention!”