Break out of the courtyard

"You spent 123 yuan this morning?" Zhang Pandi, the second sister, looked at the two piles of clothes and two bed rolls on the ground in shock.

"That pile of silk clothes can only be washed with clean water, not soap, and cannot be rubbed vigorously. Otherwise, one hundred yuan will be wasted!" After Zhang Heping finished speaking, he looted two more bottles of black ink, and then said:

"After the silk clothes are washed, they are dyed black with ink. This ink should not be enough. I will ask my cousin to buy more later."

"Why do you need to soak in ink!" Second sister Zhang Pandi quit, "Such a beautiful fabric..."

"That capitalist lady Lou Xiao'e doesn't dare to wear silk clothes anymore. How dare you?" Zhang Heping put down the ink bottle and explained, "When the silk is soaked black, it will be used to hold poultry feathers, and then cover it with a layer of cotton. , warmer than sweaters and cotton-padded jackets.”

"Those feathers are big and smelly..." the second sister Zhang Pandi showed a disgusted expression, "I don't know how to wear them."

"Hmph! Don't, don't cry and beg me in the winter!"

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"Director Wang, the couple from the Li family in Courtyard 95 are here again, and they still need to change their rental apartment."

"Is Zhang Heping dealing with them again?"

"They said that his children were isolated by the children in the courtyard, and they also said that Yi Zhonghai, a level 8 fitter, forced them to continue to fight against Zhang Heping. Neither of them could afford to offend, so they insisted on moving to another courtyard."

"You can find a street activist and go to other yards to ask non-rolling mill tenants if any of them are willing to change their houses to No. 95 Yard."

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After lunch, Zhang Heping took his cousin Zhang Cuishan out to go fishing. When he saw Yan Bugui making a pot in front of his house, Zhang Heping couldn't help but go over and take a look.

"Why are you so dark?" Zhang Heping spoke with a northeastern accent and said with a smile: "It's moldy. You have to add Erguotou without water to sterilize it, otherwise the bait will be scrapped."

"Third uncle, I went fishing!"

"Peace, how much bait did you bring today? Can you give me half of it?"

"Third uncle, you can look down on other people in this courtyard when it comes to fishing skills, but I... you can't!" Zhang Heping pointed at the bicycle pushed by Zhang Cuishan, and then at himself, "I'm fishing, do I need bait?"

Afterwards, Zhang Heping sat on the sack in the back seat of the car, listened to the discussions of those at the entrance of the courtyard, and headed towards Kunming Lake.

"Zhang Heping went fishing!"

“Does fishing count as hunting?”

"Fishing and hunting seem to be two different things."

"You mean, when he brings the fish back to the yard, he doesn't need to share them with us?"

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Zhang Heping went rowing on Kunming Lake and sent fish to the shore twice. On the third trip, he called his cousin Zhang Cuishan to return the boat.

Leaving a dozen small fish that they didn't like for the aunt guarding the boat, the two brothers went to the canteen of the steel rolling mill to kill them.

There are 14 big fish and 32 small fish. These are the remaining ones that Zhang Heping picked and picked. If there is an extra bicycle to transport them, the weight of the small fish can triple.

I sold 10 large fish to a canteen. Because fish prices are cheap in summer, the proportion of fish exchanged for meal tickets has changed. The fish that could have been exchanged for 360 kilograms of meal tickets today was only exchanged for 324 kilograms.

Zhang Heping didn't care about the few kilograms or taels. The total weight of the small fish he lost in Kunming Lake before was ten times the price difference.

He then asked for two sacks from the team leader of the back kitchen in the canteen, put the two big fish into a sack first, and asked his cousin Zhang Cuishan to deliver it to their security section chief Xie first.

Finally, I put two fish weighing seven to eight kilograms into a sack and asked my cousin to deliver it to his patrol leader.

Then, they returned to the courtyard with the remaining 2 big fish and 30 small fish, and dumped all the fish on the ground by the water tank in the front yard!

"Zhang Heping, fishing and hunting do not separate families. Fish like yours are prey and must be distributed to the people in the yard!"

"Both men and women are human beings. Why do you go to the men's restroom and not the women's restroom?" Zhang Heping said jokingly: "If you dare to rush into the women's restroom now, I will give you the biggest fish."

"Zhang Heping, if you can't afford the gamble, just admit it in public, or the most you can do is fall into a manure pit and drown!"

"Falling into a manure pit, but no one wants to drag a selfish bastard like you into the pit!"

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Zhang Heping asked his cousin Zhang Cuishan to handle the two big fish, then put the other 30 small fish into two sacks, held them in his hands and showed them to the people around him, and said with a smile:

"If you want to eat fish, when Yi Zhonghai asks each of you to raise 3 yuan to cheat me next month, remember to ask him to include the fish in the bet."

The people who were clamoring just now when Zhang Heping told him 3 yuan in person immediately became mute. Their cannon fodder brains never imagined that Zhang Heping had already known about it in advance.

"Mute?"

"Everyone who said bad things about me just now, please don't let your children go out recently, or they may fall into a manure pit and drown!"

After finishing speaking, Zhang Heping stretched out his hands, each carrying a bag of fish, and ran to the street office to donate fish.

What Zhang Heping never expected was that when he returned to the courtyard again, he heard the gatekeeper Yan Bugui say that the child of the family in the wing room next to Yi Zhonghai and next to the second door had just fallen into a manure pit!

"Is this really a joke?" Zhang Heping stood by the low wall of Yan's house and looked at the busy middle courtyard in surprise, "He didn't drown, did he?"

Yan Bugui twitched the corner of his mouth, shook his head and said, "There were other people in the toilet who were rescued in time."

Looking at Sha Zhu who was fighting one against two in the middle courtyard, Zhang Heping asked with a smile: "Si Zhu worked so hard to help Widow Qin, is he planning to help Widow Qin?"

After finishing speaking, Zhang Heping went back to pick out the fish bones and cut the fish into fillets.

Half a pot of fish head soup and one steamed fish fillet.

When Yan Jiefang came to inform the general meeting of the hospital, Zhang Heping asked him to call Liu Guangtian and the three other brats who tipped him off to collect the meat, as well as the two boys who sold the rollers last night.

As a result, Yan Jiefang attracted all the children in the courtyard!

"Drive that kid who fell into the manure pit away!" Zhang Heping said, pointing to a few kids who lived in the wing of the middle courtyard, "And him, him, him... drive him away! Their parents dare to go against me. , don’t play with us in the future!”

Upon hearing this, Banggeng rushed over excitedly to chase them away, "I told you to leave! Didn't you hear me? Do you also want to fall into the trap!"

Zhang Heping felt a little emotional. The stick figure who was once isolated by him was working really hard to join him and hang out with him now!

After giving each of the seven little boys Yan Jiecheng and Liu Guangtian 7 pieces of fish fillets, Zhang Heping let them go.

In the past, when each little kid was given porridge, they might not think anything of it. The family asked them not to play with Zhang Heping, so they just stopped playing.

However, the little kid who didn't get the fish today and the little kid in the middle courtyard who was pushed aside felt uncomfortable!

Especially, when they saw the huge pieces of fish in Yan Jiecheng's bowl, the feeling of disparity became even greater!

After Zhang Heping asked his three sisters to come over and take away the fish fillets and fish soup, he found Banggeng still waiting under the eaves and asked casually: "Banggeng, have you and your grandma scolded me and my family recently?"

"No..." Banggeng shook his head hurriedly, "No!"

"Keep it up!" Zhang Heping added tap water to the pot, closed the stove door, walked over and patted the shoulder of the boy who was a head and a half shorter than him, "Be more active in the task next time. As long as you complete the task, you will have a chance to eat it." Meat."

"However, if I hear someone from your family scolding me again..."

"I'll scold them back for you!" Banggeng immediately expressed his loyalty, "I can also push them into the cesspit!"

"Go ahead! Next time you're in the toilet, just use a spittoon to splash the other person's feces and urine!" Zhang Heping waved his hand, "Forget about the cesspit, it's easy to kill someone!"

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