Break out of the courtyard

Chapter 60: Sticky Meme No. 1

"Brother?" Yi Zhonghai was confused. Isn't the Yan family's second oldest brother older than the Zhang family's third youngest?

Seeing Yan Jiefang sweep the floor so diligently, He Yuzhu said sarcastically: "Hey! Zhang Xiaosan, you have become a landlord and a rich man, so you have summoned the servants!"

Zhang Heping concentrated on hanging up, and was slightly distracted when he said, "Oh! Silly Zhu, you have knocked on the widow's door and started to form a conspiracy!"

When He Yuzhu heard this, his eyes were so angry that he glared, "Grandson, if you dare to say that again, believe it or not, grandpa will beat you to death!"

Snapped!

Zhang Heping slapped the arrow shaft in his left hand on the coffee table, "Liberation, go call the brothers in the courtyard!"

"Hey!" He Yuzhu was happy when he heard this. He rolled up his sleeves and said confidently: "Scream! Scream whatever you want! If grandpa doesn't give you some color today, you won't even know how many eyes Lord Ma has!"

Zhang Bing grabbed the crutch and said angrily: "Grandson Gui, crawl over here and try to hit my son!"

Zhang Heping stretched out his hand to stop Zhang Bing who was about to get up, "Dad, I will handle this matter! He dares to call me grandpa in front of us, father and son. He is an old man who has eaten too much arsenic!"

Yi Zhonghai remained silent on the sidelines, probably thinking that when things got serious, he would come out and be a good person.

Grandma Xie Ermei heard the noise outside, got a kitchen knife and stood at the door of the house.

Not long after, Yan Jiefang called out all the children in the courtyard, and when he came home, he also pulled his younger brother Yan Jiekuang to the sink.

Zhang Cuishan, who was woken up by Yan Jiefang's yelling, frowned and came to his grandma Xie Ermei to ask what happened, and then his grandma called him to get a woodcutter.

Zhang Heping glanced at the group of housekeepers at the second gate who heard the noise and came to watch the excitement, as well as a few people who had just returned from get off work at the entrance of the compound. Finally, his eyes fell on the sink, a group of little farts holding various bamboo toys. Boy, he said coldly:

"Today, I will give you a task. Go outside the yard and spread the word. The person who spreads it to the most people will be rewarded with 5 bamboo toys. The person who spreads it to the least people will not be rewarded. The others will be rewarded with 1 bamboo toy."

Liu Guangtian asked in the backyard: "Zhang Xiaosan, what message do you want us to spread?"

"Silly Zhu helped the Jia family!"

"Grandson! You are looking for death!" He Yuzhu was so angry that he rushed to beat Zhang Heping, but was held tightly by Yi Zhonghai.

Just kidding, there are two swordsmen in the Zhang family, and there is also Zhang Bing, a disabled veteran. We can argue about this matter. He Yuzhu will suffer a loss if he does it. He Yuzhu's job and house may not be saved. Yi Zhonghai doesn't want to do it again. Paid out the money.

Qin Huairu, who was originally standing next to He Yuzhu, quickly hid behind Yi Zhonghai.

She suddenly thought that if Shazhu had a bad reputation as a gangster, it would be difficult to date in the future. This would be beneficial to her, Qin Huairu!

"Zhang Heping, don't talk nonsense! Zhang Bing, please take care of your son!" Yi Zhonghai was also anxious. If word of the conspiracy got out, He Yuzhu's reputation would be ruined. Who would dare to introduce He Yuzhu to a blind date?

If Qin Huairu takes advantage of him, who should Yi Zhonghai look for to support him in his old age?

"The mission has begun, everything is over!" Zhang Heping waved his hand, and the older kid rushed to the courtyard gate, while the younger one didn't understand the situation yet.

Banggan, who had not gotten the bamboo toy before, also rushed to the door.

"Stop them, don't let them go out!" Yi Zhonghai pulled He Yuzhu and shouted to the people at the door: "Stop them quickly!"

"Have a meeting! Have a meeting of the whole hospital!" Seeing several adults blocking the door of the hospital, Yi Zhonghai said anxiously: "Every family should take care of their own children! Zhang Bing, you represent your Zhang family at the meeting!"

"Yi Zhonghai!" Zhang Heping sat back in his chair, picked up the arrow shaft on the coffee table on the left, raised the skinning knife in his right hand, and said indifferently while polishing the arrow shaft:

"Take care of that Silly Zhu dog! You dare to call me grandpa in front of my Zhang family. Is he worthy of being raised by a mother but not a father?"

"You bastard! Grandpa will kill you today!" Si Zhu was scolded to the point of pain, his eyes were red, and he rushed forward madly; if Yi Zhonghai hadn't hugged Si Zhu's waist tightly, the mad dog would have rushed out.

Even so, Shazhu dragged Yi Zhonghai to the sink in the front yard, very close to the Zhang family. It was Yi Zhonghai who called Liu Haizhong and combined their efforts to drag Shazhu down.

Zhang Heping pointed at He Yuzhu with a skinning knife and sneered: "Grandson Gui, if Yi Zhonghai hadn't pulled you, look at who among us would have killed the other today!"

As soon as Zhang Heping's words came out, the people watching around were shocked and looked at the Zhang family involuntarily.

Zhang Bing held a crutch with both hands, Zhang Cuishan stood in front of Zhang Heping with a woodcutter, and grandma Xie Ermei walked to the bottom of the steps with a kitchen knife. Ma Xiuzhen, who came back at some unknown time, took a small hoe and walked over silently.

"After dinner, there will be a meeting in the Intermediate Court!" After Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, he hurriedly pulled He Yuzhu, who had lost his momentum, away.

"Si Zhu is making trouble in the front yard. If there is a meeting, it will be held in the front yard. The second uncle and the third uncle will preside over it. Yi Zhonghai has been favoring Si Zhu and beating others for a long time. He has been helping the tyrants for many years. He must avoid suspicion and attend the meeting. Otherwise, the Zhang family will not attend the meeting!" Zhang Heping! After saying that, he told his family to go about their business.

……

The front yard, in front of Yan’s house.

"Lao Yi, Silly Zhu was beating this and that in the courtyard. He even beat my family's Xie Cheng, and the Xu family and his son in the backyard were so beaten that they didn't dare to come back. Do you still want to favor Silly Zhu this time?"

Yan Bugui said, glancing at the bag of stick noodles that was less than 3 kilograms that Yi Zhonghai brought, and secretly thought that Yi Zhonghai was stingy. This was not as much bait as he took for fishing at one time.

Yi Zhonghai handed over the stick noodles and said, "This is for your Yan Jiefang family. Please tell them and don't go out and spread gossip about Silly Zhu. Also, there will be no meeting tonight."

……

In the backyard, in front of Liu's house.

"Old Yi, what are you..." Liu Haizhong looked at the cloth bag in Yi Zhonghai's hand and felt happy. The first uncle Yi Zhonghai actually gave him a gift, which made him feel special.

"Old Liu, this is for your Liu Guangtian and the others. Tell them not to go out and spread gossip about Silly Zhu. Also, there will be no meeting tonight."

……

When Yi Zhonghai went to visit the parents of other children in the public relations institute, Yan Bugui came over and told Zhang Heping and others about the non-meeting in the evening.

Then, this guy stayed at Zhang's house and looked at the poems on the wall, the bamboo carvings, and the overall furniture layout. He was filled with envy, and he also had other ideas.

Just when Zhang Heping and his family finished their meal and were busy, Bangge ran behind the sink and said to Zhang Heping who was sitting under the window: "Zhang San, I passed on what you said, can you give it to me?" A bamboo toy?”

"What?" Zhang Heping was a little surprised.

"That's what you said. Go and spread the word outside the yard, saying, 'Silly Zhu helped the Jia family,' and then reward the bamboo toys." Banggeng hurriedly added, as if he was afraid that Zhang Heping would default on his debt.

"When Silly Zhu rushed to the sink and wanted to beat you, I ran out. I ran through five alleys and said what you said to many people."

"That's it!" Zhang Heping thought for a moment and decided to set an example for the other little kids in the courtyard, lest they stop listening to him after their parents were bribed by Yi Zhonghai.

So Zhang Heping shouted to the Yan family, "Yan Jiefang!"

"Hey!" Yan Jiefang opened the window next to the earthen kang on the left side of his house and responded, but did not dare to go out. Apparently he was greeted by Yan Bugui.

"Bangge said that he completed the task I posted. You go and ask others if they have completed the task. If not, I will give Bangge the first place reward!"

After shouting, Zhang Heping returned to the living room and asked his mother to help him. He took down five large bamboo ornaments from the 2-meter bamboo cabinet on the north wall, which were the bamboo toys that Banggian cherished.

Planes, tanks, cannons, trucks, jeeps, these five large ornaments are more than five times larger than the bamboo toys in the hands of little kids. They are now placed on the steps at the door of Zhangjiadong's wing, receiving the light above the door and the smell. The envy of the little kids who came one after another.

"Banggeng is very good!" Zhang Heping walked down the half-meter-high walkway, patted Banggian, who was a head shorter than him, with his right hand, and brought Banggian to the steps.

Then, I heard Zhang Heping say loudly: "I announce that the person with the most spread of this mission is Bangge!"

"Since none of you went out to spread the word, there is no reward."

"Now, give out the reward for the first place!" Zhang Heping pointed at the five large ornaments, patted the stick on the back, and said with a smile:

"Take it! These five big toys are all yours, the Jia family's great idol!"

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