Break out of the courtyard

Friday, July 4, sunny.

I, Zhang Heping, arrived at the Kunming Lake early and was shocked by a group of people who were unskilled and just fished from the lake!

There were actually a lot of people on the lake in boats...casting nets for fishing!

I heard that where you can rent a boat, you can rent fishing nets!

Damn it! I cried out in my heart: Damn it!

I want to join them too!

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At noon, Zhang Heping returned to the courtyard with a stinky smell and was too lazy to talk to Yan Bugui.

Under Ma Xiuzhen's fierce eyes, Zhang Heping sat down at the dining table, took out a handful of coins and put them on the table, sighing:

"Hey... I can't fish anymore!"

Grandma pulled off two shiny fish scales from Zhang Heping's face and said with a smile: "Young man, don't sigh, hurry up and eat!"

Ma Xiuzhen took a look at the cents that the second daughter had caught and counted. There were seven big black tens in total. She frowned and said, "Mistress, go wash your hands first! Change your clothes too!"

Since her mother, Ma Xiuzhen, became a nanny, she has become more and more clean.

After Zhang Heping took a green military uniform and a white shirt and went out, grandma Xie Ermei called her eldest grandson Zhang Cuishan, who was all clean, to her side and asked what happened.

Zhang Cuishan said something he knew, and then everyone fell silent.

Fishing is prohibited in Kunming Lake!

In the afternoon, Zhang Heping was brought to his seat by his mother, Ma Xiuzhen. After watching Zhang Heping sit in the classroom, Ma Xiuzhen went to the teacher with two bottles of cans and begged for strict discipline. As long as he could not be beaten to death, he could be beaten casually!

The next day, Saturday, Zhang Heping called his cousin Zhang Cuishan who had just got off work.

Looking at Zhang Cuishan who had dark circles under his eyes and was out of breath, Zhang Heping stood on tiptoe, patted his shoulder, and encouraged him: "Cousin, if you persist all morning, I will let you get enough sleep in the afternoon!"

Then, Zhang Heping took home money and tickets, secretly called his eldest sister and second sister, took three sacks, and quietly ran to the department store.

In view of Zhang Pandi's previous bad behavior of passing a broom to his mother Ma Xiuzhen to beat Zhang Heping, Zhang Heping led everyone to the watch counter first.

Zhang Heping first took out a watch ticket and waved to the salesperson. Then he saw him holding Zhang Pandi's right hand, picking up ladies' watches and comparing them on Zhang Pandi's wrist. If he hadn't made the salesperson impatient, Zhang Heping has to continue.

In the end, I gave money and tickets and got a 120 yuan Madu ladies watch!

As a result, Zhang Heping put the watch on the right hand of his eldest sister Zhang Zhaodi, which made Zhang Pandi so angry that her eyes were red...

Then, Zhang Heping took the radio ticket and asked the saleswoman to give him several radio manuals to review.

Just now he asked the saleswoman to move a radio to have a look, but she said the radio was heavy and refused to move it!

There was no other way. Zhang Heping looked at the instructions, mastered some physics skills, and chose the one that won the first prize in the broadcast reception competition last year: the Modu 160-A six-lamp tube radio!

160块钱的10公斤大件，尺寸520X228X310mm，跟个电脑主机似的。

After giving the money ticket, Zhang Heping found the opportunity to plug in the radio and try it out.

After asking the cousin to wrap the radio in a sack, the four of them went to use the tobacco, alcohol and sugar coupons.

When Zhang Heping bought White Rabbit toffee for 5 yuan a pound, Zhang Pandi became more energetic, and all the grievances she felt just now disappeared.

There were only five two-tael tickets, so Zhang Heping secretly scolded the steel rolling mill for being stingy.

At the same time, it also made Zhang Heping realize that the miscellaneous tickets issued by the kindergarten, especially the half-catty candy ticket every month, should not be sold to Yan Bugui at a low price. They should be replaced by candy and let his mother Ma Xiuzhen put the candy In your pocket, go to coax the children in the kindergarten...

After Zhang Pandi happily put the small pack of White Rabbit toffee into a large sack, Zhang Heping spent another 12 yuan on cigarettes and alcohol.

Zhang Heping silently calculated the remaining money and estimated that there was still more than 130, which he would not be able to use for sewing tickets.

After asking about the price of the fabric, Zhang Heping took people out of the department store and went to a nearby trust store. They bought a large brown wooden clock for 25 yuan, which was more expensive than the one hanging on the wall at home in Yanbu. That clock is huge!

Finally, Zhang Heping bought a small alarm clock for 8 yuan. After handing it to Zhang Pandi, he told her that it was for his cousin, which made her very angry...

Returning to Nanluogu Lane, Zhang Heping walked in front empty-handed with a smile on his face. The eldest sister Zhang Zhaodi followed behind with a smile on her face and holding a square sack. The second sister Zhang Pandi followed with a resentful face carrying a small sack of objects. The cousin Zhang Cuishan yawned and hung at the end holding the big clock covered in a sack.

"Heping! Do you know..." When Yan Bugui saw Zhang Heping entering the hospital, he stopped Zhang Heping with a distressed look, "Hey, what are you doing?"

"It's not a fish!" Zhang Heping explained with a smile, and then asked the eldest sister and the others to go back first.

Zhang Heping glanced at the bicycle behind Yan Bugui and the empty sack on the rear rack, pretending to be confused and asked: "Third uncle, what's going on?"

"Oh! No fishing allowed!"

"Ah? Why?" Zhang Heping looked shocked and asked anxiously: "I just bought the fishhook, fishing line, and bicycle. Where... is fishing prohibited? Houhai?"

"Alas..." Yan Bugui shook his head and sighed, "No fishing is allowed for these two months. It is said to be the fish breeding season."

"Oh!" Zhang Heping walked away calmly, leaving Yan Bugui a little confused. Was he shocked? What's wrong?

When Zhang Heping returned home, Ma Xiuzhen, who was looking at her watch with a happy face, immediately changed her expression and slapped her watch on the dining table. Just as she was about to say something, she was interrupted by Zhang Heping.

"Mom, please be gentle! This is a ladies' watch worth more than 100 yuan!" Zhang Heping stepped forward quickly, raised his mother Ma Xiuzhen's right hand, showed the dial to Ma Xiuzhen, and said:

"Look, the hands of this watch are so thin! What if you use too much force and break the hands of the watch?"

"If outsiders find out about this, I'm afraid they will say behind your back that you are..." Zhang Heping drawled a long tone and retreated to the Tukang. He put the remaining notes into the piggy bank, leaving only the money on his body. Got a little pocket money.

"What is it?" Everyone in the room looked at Zhang Heping.

Zhang Heping walked to the door with a smile on his face. When he crossed the threshold, he turned back and whispered, "You prodigal bitch!"

Then, Zhang Heping ran away!

When he was buying a radio just now, he asked about electricity usage, and the salesperson asked him to ask the street office.

After arriving at the subdistrict office, Zhang Heping asked two people, ran to pay and register, then followed a clerk out and found an electrician in a courtyard.

After the electrician came to Zhang's house and asked about the location of the radio, he strung two wires from the light wires in the house to the west wall next to the earthen kang, hammered a nail into the top of the window frame, and connected the wires to Wrap a circle around the nail and buckle it, and it's fixed.

The wires hung down along the window frame, and a socket was installed under the window frame, on the brick wall a little above the tall low cabinet next to the earthen bed.

Just one more socket...charges him an extra 2 cents for electricity every month!

You know, he only charges 1 cents*6 per month for six light bulbs in six places in the living room, Tukang, doorway, stove and two side rooms in the east wing of his house!

Too cheap!

After the clerk completed his task, he glanced enviously at the bottles and jars in Zhang Heping's home, and then left.

But the electrician was pulled back by Zhang Heping, and they quietly exchanged the price of radio wiring, and the deal was made for 2 cents!

When installing the rooftop radio antenna, the electrician suggested that Zhang Heping spend more money on a better antenna, and it would be better to connect a ground wire for lightning protection...

After a while, the electrician received 7 cents and left with satisfaction amidst the sounds of Peking Opera.

"The Cui family's family background is not easy, and the old lady is the most cautious in running the family. We have never been related or related, so you marry a wife..."

Not long after, the news spread that the Zhang family in the east wing of the front yard had bought a radio.

Yan Bugui looked at the large radio that was specially moved out for everyone to listen to on the wooden cabinet under the right window of the east wing opposite, with mixed feelings in his heart.

"My old Yan family really wants to buy one too!"

“But what if fishing is banned?”

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