Break out of the courtyard

"Haha..." Tang Ren's sixth aunt watched the TV and laughed: "Every time I hear my brother-in-law sing this line 'Tonight I will never forget,' I can't help but laugh."

The second aunt asked the tall and powerful muscular man standing beside her, "Ahu! Do you really have no Xiongqi wine?"

"Second Madam, please spare me!" Ahu, the bodyguard captain, said, "I really didn't have it, my uncle really didn't give it to us!"

The third aunt asked with a gossipy face: "Ahu, your wife saw the bedroom battle commercial between you and the nanny. Are you feeling better now?"

Ahu said helplessly: "The TV was smashed!"

"I'll ask my uncle to make amends!"

"Look, it's a new advertisement for Xiongqi Wine!"

The TV series "Struggle" starring Fa Ge continued for 8 minutes when it was interrupted by an advertisement for Xiongqi Wine.

I saw a long-haired beauty appear on the TV screen, sitting alone on the window sill, leaning against the window frame, looking out at the dark night sky.

Background music, female solo:

Every time it’s late at night, I can’t sleep;

I wonder if my tomorrow isn't the only one that doesn't get better;

What will happen in the future? Who knows?

Whether happiness is just a legend, I will never find out;

[The camera screen, as the long-haired beauty turns her head to look indoors, splits two-thirds of the screen to show the man sleeping soundly on the bed, with his flat belly and flat crotch (full screen close-up)]

You are a little little bird

I want to fly and fly, but I can’t fly high;

I search and search, search and search for a warm embrace;

Is such a request...too high?

The commercial ended and the TV series continued to play, but the sixth aunt in the corner looked at Tang Ren in the middle of the sofa with resentment...

Eight minutes passed quickly, and a new advertisement for Xiongqi Wine appeared again.

Aunt Six did not read the advertisement, but still looked at the old man Tang Ren with resentment.

However, as the commercial background music "Flowers in the Water" played, Aunt Six couldn't help crying...

"It's impossible to sleep peacefully at this late night."

"Lie down and watch the sky shed tears, letting the cold wind blow;"

"I can't get together with you in this cold dream;"

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Tang Ren found an excuse to go out and came to Kowloon Tong late at night. He wanted to complain to his brother-in-law Zhang Heping and then buy a few bottles of Xiongqi wine to try back.

Unexpectedly, it was so late and they were still filming a commercial next to Villa No. 7.

I saw two actors on the left performing silently on the bed. The male actor seemed dissatisfied and slapped the wooden wall on the right side of the bed. The actress huddled at the foot of the bed resentfully and leaned against a wall with a window.

The only sound in the scene was next to the camera, a creaking wooden bed, the rhythmic banging sound of dong, dong, dong, and Zhang Heping holding a guitar and playing and singing to himself.

"One wave hasn't subsided yet, and another wave is coming."

"Why is there a violent storm next door?"

"One wave is too late, and the other wave has passed long ago."

"Life is like waking up from a dream."

"It's deeply sad at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean!"

"Crack!"

"How is the assistant director? Have you passed?"

"After that, shoot the next scene!"

The yard suddenly became lively, and the light shone on a white wall with a door next to it. The actor who just slapped the wall stood in front of the door, raising his right hand as if slapping the door, waiting for the director to call the start.

Tang Ren looked behind the door curiously. Apart from a male bodyguard wrapped in a white bath towel, there was only a black curtain.

"Is the clapperboard ready?"

1978.10.27, 23:12.

Sad Pacific, opening scene, 1 time.

Bang... (the clapperboard leaves the field)

clap clap clap!

There was a knock on the door next to the camera, the actors were performing silently, and the surroundings were quiet again.

"What's the matter?" The man wrapped in a bath towel opened the door with his right hand, leaning on the door frame with his left arm, and holding a bottle of Xiongqi wine in his left hand.

"Hey! I'll give you a sip of Xiongqi wine, and I'll make sure you can be as powerful and long-lasting as me!" The man in the bath towel handed out the small wine bottle. Seeing that the man knocking on the door didn't answer, he turned sideways and straightened up his tall penis. Bath towel tent, "Don't drink! Next time your wife asks me to repair the water pipe at your house, I will be... not... polite... angry...!"

Seeing the man in the bath towel moving the small tent back and forth as he spoke, the man who knocked on the door was so excited that he grabbed the Xiongqi wine and drank it all in one gulp!

"Crack!"

"I've passed it! I've passed it! Filming a sex scene!"

Everyone was busy for a while and returned to the wooden bed and wall-slapping scene just now.

Tang Ren wondered how he could film a sex scene with several children and his mother nearby.

As a result, the actress sat at the foot of the bed against the wall and watched in surprise as the actor came back menacingly.

Then, on the left side of the actor where the audience cannot see it, a thin tube runs along his left foot and is connected to a small pump outside the scene.

The small pump was slowly pressed down, and the actor's shorts formed a small tent at a speed visible to the naked eye. It was at least 20 centimeters high by visual inspection.

"Crack!"

Uh... is this sex scene over?

"Turn off the power and clean up here tomorrow morning!" Zhang Heping loudly directed everyone, "In the next hotel scene, those who have advertisements tomorrow should go back to bed!"

"I won't go back, I won't go back! It's my first time tonight for my uncle to shoot a large-scale third-level commercial. We have to stand by and watch the fun no matter what, don't you think so?"

"Haha... If you dare to make fun of my uncle, be careful that my uncle will let you shoot a large-scale commercial with a sow!"

"As long as the appearance fee is paid, it's no problem for me to shoot a commercial with the cow!"

"The cow didn't agree, haha..."

Everyone was joking and helping to move things out of the yard, without even seeing the big boss Tang Ren.

Tang Ren walked to Tang Xin outside Villa No. 8 and watched silently as he handed out money to the two men and one actress just now, two thousand each!

It’s worth a month’s salary of a bodyguard!

“Mom, I want to watch a dog movie!”

Six children gathered around Tang Xin, looking at her expectantly.

"Go back to bed quickly, we have classes tomorrow!" Zhang Heping came over, said seriously, and then called his uncle Tang Ren to go out of the yard together.

"Bad dad, tomorrow is Saturday!"

"Be good! You can see the commercials on TV tomorrow!" Tang Xin coaxed the children back.

……

"Brother-in-law, you've spent millions on advertising, right?" Tang Ren sat in the back seat of a classic car and couldn't help but ask Zhang Heping next to him: "Is Xiongqi wine really that powerful?"

"Boss, it really works!" the driver rushed to prove: "It takes effect in 30 minutes at the fastest and lasts for 4 hours. The first two hours are the hardest, hehe!"

Zhang Heping knew that this was not what his uncle was asking. He was probably asking if he could make back the money spent on advertising, so he smiled lightly and said: "The wholesale price is 10 mg yuan per bottle, the recommended retail price is 1 mg yuan per bottle, and we will ship it on behalf of the mainland. , transiting on Hong Kong Island, would you like to take a few boxes of Xiongqi wine to test the water? "

Tang Ren was a little hesitant. The price is not expensive... The price of crude oil has soared recently and it is only 30 mg yuan a barrel.

Call it expensive... converted into Hong Kong dollars, the wholesale price is only 48 yuan per bottle and the retail price is 1 yuan, which is affordable for ordinary people.

By the way, wages in Hong Kong have been continuously raised in recent years. The monthly salary of ordinary workers has risen to 1000 yuan, and the annual income of farmers in the suburbs is 1 yuan.

Calculated in this way, the price of this Xiongqi wine is not high and is still within the range of mass consumption.

But the problem is that the amount of a bottle of Xiongqi wine is very small, only three or four taels.

Tang Ren was silent, but Zhang Heping and the others started shooting the next commercial noisily.

The TV crew was instructing everyone to set up the scene outside the hotel. Zhang Heping was applying makeup to the actress, while Chen Shuting was chatting with Cucumber Li and other hotel shareholders and Chinese businessmen next to the Hilton Hotel.

Shot 1: A young man wearing a gray windbreaker, excitedly holding a bottle of Xiongqi wine (close-up), walked out feeling cool under the dim street light.

Shot 2: The man in the windbreaker arrived in front of the hotel, his face suddenly darkened with excitement.

Scene 3: The beautiful actress walks into the hotel holding a tall, strong black actor on her arm.

Shot 4: The man in the trench coat looked at the backs of the actress and the black actor. The wine bottle fell and broke. The man in the trench coat knelt down and shouted "No..."; at the same time, snowflakes fell from the man in the trench coat, and Zhang Heping pulled him aside. I played the erhu and sang the special BGM of "Yuan Hua": "Snowflakes are falling, the north wind is blowing, and the world is vast..."

Shot 5: A male dog comes to the broken Xiongqi wine bottle and licks the wine on the ground (close-up of the three characters Xiongqi wine on the broken wine bottle).

Shot 6: In the large luxurious doghouse in the middle of the hotel lobby, a male dog wearing sunglasses and holding a cigar lies among more than thirty female dogs of different coat colors, sizes, and breeds.

[Highlights of the picture] The male dog’s penis is so swollen that it’s grown so big... the dog whip!

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