Break out of the courtyard

"Going abroad?" Zhang Heping was stunned for a moment, "Are you willing to let her go out?"

"That stinky girl didn't call home until she arrived at the airport. She was so angry that my heart ached for several months." Grandma Yang said, covering her heart.

"Grandma Yang, if I hadn't studied medicine, I would have been deceived by you."

"Look!" Uncle Zhuang said with a gloating smile, "I told you that you were pretending not to be like me, but you still don't believe me."

"It's not that I'm pretending to be different, it's that the medicine at home doesn't smell right and I put too much Angelica sinensis." Zhang Heping pointed to the kitchen and said with a smile: "If you really have a heartache and drink so much medicine boiled with Angelica sinensis, you will suffer from dizziness, fatigue and other symptoms. If someone is interested and inquires about the medicine you bought, they will find out if they ask an experienced Chinese medicine practitioner."

"I asked why there have been so many people visiting recently. It turns out that the secret was exposed here." Grandma Yang said with a smile: "Heping, please prescribe some medicine for grandma. It shouldn't be too bitter."

"Just soak ginseng roots in water and drink it. Each time you only need a section as long as your thumb, throw it into boiling water and boil it for 10 minutes. Drink it on the day you boil it. You and Grandpa Zhuang can drink it every five days." Zhang Heping didn't know that Yang Why did grandma pretend to be sick, but it didn't affect his help in giving advice, "If you are drinking it to show to outsiders, find a glass and soak it with warm water. Just drink less to avoid getting angry."

At noon, Zhang Heping had a casual meal at Grandma Yang's house who was pretending to be sick. By the way, he used their home phone to call Director Zhao of Nanla Town to confirm that nothing was wrong at the health center and asked him to help collect the parcels.

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On the way back, Zhang Heping saw two middle-aged men in green military uniforms holding two banners to recruit educated youths for the Banna Corps. The banner behind them read:

Wear a military uniform, hold a steel gun, defend the border, build the border, and be a glorious corps soldier.

With bananas on the head, pineapples on the feet, betel nuts on the left and mangoes on the right, we develop the rubber industry of the motherland.

"This is the last recruitment for our Corps. After this year, there will be no such opportunity to join the army!"

"It's an honor to be a soldier, and it's even more honorable to be a corps soldier guarding the frontier! If you want to join the army, come and sign up with me!"

Zhang Heping was sitting on the tricycle and only heard a few words about cheating the dead but not paying for his life.

Zhang Heping took his classmates to recruit people before, which can only be regarded as deception. At least there was a pineapple in the photo, and he was speaking with facts.

If a young man who has been deceived cannot eat pineapples or live in a bamboo house, it can only be said that he has poor abilities.

The two people just now were deceiving others by claiming to join the army.

In these days, most young people want to avoid going to the countryside by becoming soldiers, so those who can become soldiers have already done so.

Those who stayed in the city either did not want to be soldiers, or failed the examination, failed the physical examination, or were underage.

Now, two groups of people who are deceived, those who fail the physical examination, and those who are under age will most likely be deceived into becoming educated youths in Banna.

The key is that these two groups of people used to do physical work of opening up wasteland and digging holes!

What a sin...

That afternoon, my eldest cousin Ma Lili and the Zhou family brought flour and some specialties from Xijiang to No. 7 Courtyard to have a New Year's Eve dinner together.

During the dinner, Zhou Chengwu, the second eldest son of the Zhou family who joined the team in Majiatun, was still a little regretful, saying that he could not go to the army farm to serve as a soldier.

Zhang Heping said with a smile: "Do you know why the educated youth from Banna did not take family leave this year?"

"Why?" Zhou Chengwu, the second eldest son of the Zhou family, asked stupidly.

"If you don't understand, wait until next year to ask those educated youths from Banna who come back."

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The next day, the first day of the Lunar New Year.

Baiyun and Yishu went to the hospital early in the morning and said that there were few doctors today, so the director of the gynecology department allowed them to sit in the outpatient clinic.

On the first day of the new year, I don’t know who wants to go to the hospital, especially for less urgent gynecological diseases, emmm...

Zhang Heping and his family first went to the old company commander's house to pay New Year greetings as usual, but the old company commander and his four sons were in the army and did not return.

Zhao Jianguo, the sixth child, was assigned to be the deputy company commander at the Huadu Corps Farm and was promoted quite quickly.

Huang Xuemin was at home, but his daughter Huang Wenli was in the military propaganda team and did not return.

Because of the incident between Liu Yuan and He Zijiang, Lao Liu didn't go there.

When returning home, Lao Zhang's four comrades and their families came to the Zhang family in No. 7 Courtyard to pay New Year greetings, and then the five family members went together to visit the families of their deceased comrades.

It was Lao Zhang and four comrades who secretly went there before, but Zhang Heping had always let it go. In addition, since he had not celebrated the New Year in the capital in the past two years, they made it clear to them.

Zhang Heping did not interfere in such a reasonable matter. If there is indeed difficulty, it is appropriate to help within the scope of his ability, as long as he does not act recklessly.

However, he did not follow him. Instead, he went to Xuanwu Hospital to send New Year wishes to Dr. Zhao, the director, and the director of the obstetrics and gynecology department. Then, in front of the director of the gynecology department, he answered the questions about the recent encounters between Bai Yun and Yi Shu in the gynecology clinic. medical problems.

The implication is that it’s not that I, the dean, don’t understand gynecology, it’s that I am inconvenient to teach.

On the second day of the Lunar New Year, Zhang Heping went south.

During the Chinese New Year, there are fewer people and faster cars. On the fifth night of the Lunar New Year, Zhang Heping went to Hong Kong Island.

On the morning of the sixth day of the Lunar New Year, Zhang Heping took his wife Tang Xin, who had endocrine disorders, to go shopping and bought some vegetables and Chinese medicine to treat her.

Tang Xin, who was a little too fat, was tired from walking, so Zhang Heping randomly took her to a restaurant for morning tea.

"Husband, do you really not dislike me?" Tang Xin asked melancholy.

"Pregnancy is like this. After giving birth, I will accompany you to lose weight." Zhang Heping said casually to reduce the psychological pressure on his wife Tang Xin.

"But I have never been this fat in my three previous births!" Tang Xin grabbed Zhang Heping's hand and prayed: "Husband, you can marry more beautiful wives, don't let me..."

"Stop it!" Zhang Heping frowned and said, "If you say such things again, I will get angry!"

Zhang Heping touched his wife Tang Xin's white and tender hands and said seriously: "I don't like how you don't have confidence now!"

"After you give birth to this baby, you won't have any more babies in the future. You have to give me the intellectual, beautiful, and elegant baby Ah Xin instead of using other women to please me! Can you do it?"

"I, I don't know..." Tang Xin lowered her head and replied weakly.

"Actually, it doesn't matter if you are a little fat." Zhang Heping leaned his head towards his wife Tang Xin and said with a bad smile: "You used to be too thin and I didn't dare to hit you hard, but now you are fatter and I'm not afraid anymore. If you don't believe me, I'll go back later." Try it?"

"No!" Tang Xin blushed and looked away, "When I give birth to the baby, you can do whatever you want..."

"Can I give you a bath tonight?"

"Ok!"

After resting for a while, Zhang Heping once again supported his wife Tang Xin to go shopping.

This woman is 28 years old. She is a bit anxious, her little husband hates the old, and is prone to depression. She usually hangs around the four little ones at home and lacks exercise. Plus, there is no need to worry about eating and drinking here in Hong Kong Island, so she is as fat as a pig.

No, not far away, my wife Tang Xin shouted that she was tired again.

There was no way, Zhang Heping had to show off his acting skills on the spot and gave his wife Tang Xin a princess hug to show her whether her husband was capable of controlling her now.

Zhang Heping looked like he was struggling and carried his wife Tang Xin, who weighed more than 200 kilograms, as he walked forward, attracting frequent glances from people around him.

"Honey, I'm not tired anymore, please put me down!"

"It's okay!" Zhang Heping gritted his teeth and said with a frown: "I hunted in the mountains and hunted big tigers, big bears, and big bison. Your weight is nothing, it's just a little heavier than a wild boar."

"You think I'm fatter than a pig..." My wife Tang Xin became depressed again.

"No! What I want to say is that your husband can hold you even if you become a five-hundred-pound bear. Do you believe it or not?"

"I will turn into a thousand-pound tigress and bite you!"

"You can bite whatever you want when you go home."

Tang Xin touched Zhang Heping's cheek and said distressedly: "Honey, I want to come down and walk by myself."

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