Break out of the courtyard

No. 95, Nanluogu Lane, front yard.

"On the morning of February 2th, I was woken up by the urge to urinate. When I rushed to the woods behind the bamboo house to take a walk, I was shocked to find that the innocent and lovely Yuxiang girl had also gone into the woods to take a walk. I looked at her back, fearing Discovered by her..."

Yan Jiefang, who was reading the newspaper to everyone, swallowed his saliva and continued:

"She lifted up her skirt and squatted in the grass; after she finished urinating, she turned around and smiled at me. I was so embarrassed at the time!"

"That afternoon, I encountered something extremely embarrassing. I was swimming in the Cangjiang River and saw Yuxiang squatting in the river on the bank with a look of pain on her face. I swam over and asked her what was wrong."

"As a result, a piece of poop suddenly floated to the surface of the water and floated in front of me. Then, I saw Yuxiang, whose face was red, stood up, put down the tube skirt hanging around her waist, covering the white flowers, and ran away!"

"Afterwards, I secretly asked Sister Yihong who took care of our lives, and I found out that they were used to pooping in running water. It was clean and hygienic and they didn't waste paper."

"After I told my classmates about this custom, some of them immediately blushed; because they couldn't find a toilet in the village, they went outside the village to defecate everywhere. In other words, we city students are not as good at hygiene as the fellow villagers. !”

"To this end, we decided to build a public toilet..."

"Hey! Why are we building public toilets?" Silly Zhu was dissatisfied. "With public toilets, where can we go to see pretty girls and young wives? Sister Qin, don't you think so?"

Looking at Widow Qin walking out in a hurry, someone asked: "Qin Huairu, is your dog still awake?"

"Banggeng has been hit with so many sticks on his head, how could he wake up just when he says he wants to?"

"Let me tell you! The Lou family must have ordered someone to do this!"

"Don't interrupt! If you want to say anything else, go outside. Yan Jiefang, continue reading!"

Yan Jiefang shook the newspaper and continued reading:

"On February 2th, we were digging holes and hauling soil, and were exhausted and sweating. In the evening, a group of us girls found a few Shaoduoli (beauties) to take us to take a shower. As a result..."

"What happened? You tell me!"

After a while of urging, Yan Jiefang swallowed twice and said with a dry throat: "As a result, when they arrived at the river, they rolled up their tube skirts while getting into the water. When the river water reached their necks, the tube skirts It has been rolled up to their heads and worn like a hat.”

"When they finished bathing and slowly walked ashore, they put the rolled skirt on their heads under their armpits and unfolded the skirt little by little until their feet were covered."

"We don't have the convenient tube skirts they do, so we can only go into the water wearing dirty clothes, wash our clothes while taking a shower, and then hide in the grass on the shore to change into clean clothes."

"At that time, we were so afraid that a boy would pass by. If a boy saw me, would I marry him? But if two or three boys saw me, I would probably jump into the river."

"But then I thought about it, Shao Duoli here is so bold! He rolled up his skirt and went into the water naked."

"The next day, a boy in the class said that it was not safe in the grass. Then he made a changing hut out of bamboo and placed it on the riverside. Only then did we feel safe and bold to bathe on the riverside."

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Nanluoguxiang Sub-district Office.

"Today, us boys followed a few handsome guys called Mao Duoli to a nearby Dazhai Village to attend the fair. We thought it was an ordinary market, so we took our money and followed."

“What’s strange to us is that there are only young Shaoduoli (beautiful girls) sitting around selling bowls of chicken, and all the handsome cats in the field are empty-handed. We walked around in the field. Go and gradually disperse."

"Then, something strange happened. A boy took out his money and said to Shaoduoli and gestured with his hands to indicate that he wanted to buy the other person's chicken. In response, some Shaoduoli shook their heads, and some Shaoduoli shook their heads. He took out a small stool and asked the boy to sit next to him, and also invited him to eat chicken for free without charging any money."

"While we boys were enjoying our meal, more than 50 people from Chunman Village arrived with the girls from our class in a menacing manner. They made a lot of noise and took all of us boys back to the village."

"After Sister Yihong's explanation, we learned that today's show is a large-scale blind date here. If the girl falls in love with you, she will take out the small bench hidden under her skirt and invite you to sit down and eat. Set up the chicken.”

A red-sleeved aunt smiled and asked, "Xiuzhen, does your family have chicken in peace?"

The other aunties also laughed, and one person joked: "It's no need to ask. With our peaceful appearance, I'm afraid Shaoduoli will send him chicken every day."

"Don't interrupt, I haven't finished reading this paragraph yet." The clerk Xiao Li continued to read the newspaper.

"In the afternoon of that day, all the unmarried Shaoduoli in Chunman Village started to cook chicken. At dinner time, we boys received bowls of chicken one after another. The least we got was only one bowl, and the most we got was twelve bowls. , so greedy that the girls in our class drooled; but in front of Shao Duoli, we couldn't share the chicken with other girls."

"The question is, how did the boy who got the most chicken eat so many bowls of chicken?"

Hearing this, Ma Xiuzhen couldn't help but smile. Her son was the best at eating, and the boy who got the most chicken must be her son!

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Villa No. 8, Kowloon Tong, Hong Kong Island.

"Following the incident of the boys chasing chickens, us girls also encountered an embarrassing blind date incident. After nightfall, singing could be heard from time to time outside the bamboo building. Some girls curiously went out to take a look, but ended up being pestered by cats one after another. It made the boys in the class laugh."

"It turns out that after the boy asked Shao Duoli about chasing the chickens, he also asked about Mao Duoli's courtship method; that is, he goes to the girl's bamboo house to sing at night. If the girl is interested, she will go out to meet him."

"Hmph!" Tang Xin, who had a bulging belly, put down the newspaper and stopped reading to her sisters-in-law.

"Fourth sister, what's wrong?"

"Oh! You are stupid! Look at the records on the record player. The fourth brother-in-law is the best at singing love songs. If he sings under the bamboo tower, hey! I don't know how many little girls he will charm."

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Capital Medical College.

"On April 4st, the organizing committee member of our class was elected as 'Dragon Boy' by fellow villagers! I heard that this is a title that can only be obtained by the best of the unmarried Cat Duoli (handsome guy) and Xiaobu Mao (boy). .The corresponding title for an outstanding girl is: Long Yi."

"After the organization committee member became a dragon boy, his first task was..."

"What is it?" a female medical student urged to the female classmate who was reading the newspaper: "You should tell me quickly!"

"It turned out to be that he should accompany the pregnant woman to give birth! The fellow villagers said that having Long Zi accompany her can reduce the pain of pregnant women during childbirth."

"This dragon has a good effect. It can distract the pregnant woman, make her embarrassed, and reduce her tension, thereby relieving the pain." A girl studying gynecology said happily: "Continue! Keep reading!"

"But members of the Long Tsai organization said that their delivery environment was not good. Pregnant women squatted on the platform of the bamboo building to dry clothes. Although it was fast and labor-saving, it was unhygienic. The smell of blood left under the platform could easily attract wild animals. .”

"For this reason, we bought large plastic basins and gave them to Chunman Village and nearby villages. We hope that when they give birth to children in the future, they will first scald the basins with boiling water, then squat in the basins to give birth, and finally pour the bloody water away from them."

"Although there are many Chinese medicinal materials in the mountains here, there are too few doctors here. Many villagers hang a small bag to exorcise evil spirits and diseases at their door, which contains tiger teeth, bear teeth, leopard teeth and other items. They think this will You won’t get sick anymore.”

"We are trying to get rid of this superstition and get rid of their evil ideas, but what should we do if they get sick? There are still so many villagers in remote villages who believe this. Are there any brothers or sisters who are studying medicine to help our fellow villagers..."

A female medical student asked doubtfully: "Isn't there a Dai medical heritage in Yundu?"

A boy replied: "I heard that most Dai doctors' treatment methods are like witch doctors."

"How about we go to Banna to support border construction!" A beautiful girl said excitedly: "The world is vast and there is a lot to do! We have graduated two years ago and we shouldn't waste our time in school!"

"Dedicate your most beautiful youth to the most beautiful frontier!"

"I want to dedicate my beautiful youth to you, my mother, my motherland!"

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