People write diaries in Douluo, and Bibi Dong criticizes them like crazy
Chapter 94: Being a husband is so scary
At noon, Zhao Ling and Bibi Dong arrived at the hotel where they were staying. They opened the door and saw A Yin sleeping soundly.
Bibi Dong was a little confused, how could sister A Yin sleep so well? She slept all night last night and slept all morning during the day. Is she a pig?
Suddenly she remembered that when she was in the Great Soul Fighting Arena in Soto City, it seemed that sister A Yin often slept soundly in Zhao Ling's arms. It seemed that sister A Yin did have the potential to be a pig.
She came to the bed and raised her hand to scratch Ah Yin's armpits. Not long after, Ah Yin, who was ticklish, woke up with a smile.
Seeing the two of them standing beside the bed, Ah Yin stretched lazily, and then couldn't wait to ask Bibi Dong.
"Sister Dong'er, how are you? Has your teacher approved your husband? Can you have sex with your husband tonight?"
Seeing A Yin's expectant eyes, Bibi Dong blushed and nodded, and immediately A Yin jumped up from the bed with joy.
"Yeah, I can have a good rest tonight. Husband, you can go and accompany Sister Dong'er today, okay?"
"..." Zhao Ling twitched the corner of his mouth and came to the two women. He held one woman's waist with one hand and had a wicked smile on his lips.
"What are you thinking about? Neither of you can be missing tonight. How is it possible to get rid of your husband?"
"No, husband, you can't be so unfair."
Ah Yin suddenly became anxious, pushed away Zhao Ling's hand holding her waist, quickly climbed to the corner, and said angrily.
"Some time ago, Sister Dong'er couldn't have sexual intercourse with you for some reasons, which caused me to complain that the sky and the sky didn't respond, and that the earth and the earth didn't work.
Now Sister Dong'er can give her body to you, but you still want to torment me. I don't care. Anyway, I want to have a good rest by myself tonight. If you force me to try again, I will fight with you..."
After A Yin said this, she turned her head to the wall angrily, not wanting to talk to Zhao Ling.
"Uh..." Zhao Ling didn't expect A Yin to have such a big reaction.
It seems that Ah Yin is really exhausted during this period, and his dream of bringing everyone together has to wait until later.
So Zhao Ling nodded slightly, then smiled at Ah Yin and said, "Okay, okay, Yin'er, don't be angry. I promise you, can I let you have a good rest today?"
"Really? You won't lie to me, right?" Ah Yin glanced at Zhao Ling with suspicious eyes. She was a little confused about her husband.
Sometimes my husband is considerate and willing to endure his desire to give himself a good night's rest, but sometimes, this guy turns into a crazy beast...
"Really, of course it's real, more real than pearls." Zhao Ling nodded without thinking, took out the table and chairs bought on the street from the storage space, and also took some deli beef, roast chicken, and Hollandaise. Leaf rice and other food.
"Okay, Yin'er, get up and eat quickly. You must be starving now. We didn't go out to eat last night, and you have been resting this morning. Be good, get up, wash up, and have lunch."
"Hmm..." Ah Yin nodded, then she straightened her nightgown and got out of bed, staggering into the bathroom to wash up.
Bibi Dong looked at her faltering steps, glanced at Zhao Ling with a strange look, and warned.
"Husband, if you dare to hurt Dong'er so miserably, be careful Dong'er..."
Before she finished speaking, her right hand made a downward slashing motion in the shape of a palm knife. Zhao Ling immediately took a few steps back subconsciously. The coolness rising from the soles of his feet scared him to close his legs together.
If someone else behaved like this to Zhao Ling, he would naturally not take it to heart.
But who is Bibi Dong? He is the person who can eat her teacher alive after turning black.
She was the poisonous woman who could destroy the Qibao Glazed Sect and the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex family until only a few single seedlings remained.
If he made this girl anxious, she might be able to do anything. He hurriedly smiled apologetically at Bibi Dong.
"Dong, Dong'er's wife, can you please stop scaring me? My husband is so scared..."
Seeing Zhao Ling's frightened look, Bibi Dong couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Okay, okay, I'm just joking with you, what are you afraid of?"
When Ah Yin walked out of the room and saw Zhao Ling and Bibi Dong already sitting at the table, she also sat down on another chair.
To be honest, she was really hungry now. She didn't eat anything last night or this morning. It would be strange if she wasn't hungry.
After lunch, Zhao Ling, who was bored, took out a deck of playing cards carved from wood from the storage space.
When he was alone in the mountains and forests, in addition to practicing, he tinkered with some toys from his previous life to play with, such as poker, chess, mahjong, Go, etc. This became his best way to relieve boredom.
After taking out the playing cards, Zhao Ling began to teach the two girls how to play. With their intelligence, the two girls quickly learned what Landlord Fighting was.
I have to say that this card is only interesting when played by three or more people.
Previously, Zhao Ling held three cards, called landlords, and robbed landlords. That was boring. Zhao Ling didn't even know how he managed to survive those more than ten years.
It's just... Zhao Ling found it a little strange that since the three of them played the sixth game, his winning rate began to drop significantly. On the contrary, the winning rate of the two women increased rapidly.
Especially Bibi Dong, her winning rate as host reached over 55%. Followed by A Yin, when she is the local host, her winning rate can reach 30%.
But when Zhao Ling became the landlord, the two women joined forces and killed him to pieces, and tortured him to the point of becoming autistic.
When the 20th game was played, Zhao Ling threw the cards away and said with a straight face: "I won't play any more. This card is nothing interesting. I'd better teach you how to play chess. Chess is much more interesting than poker."
However, Ah Yin and Bibi Dong both laughed strangely when they heard this, and the strange looks in their eyes made Zhao Ling want to burst into tears.
This, what the hell is this? I have played hundreds of games of Landlords instead of thousands. How could I be killed by two beginners, Ah Yin and Bibi Dong, to pieces?
Unconvinced, Zhao Ling took out another chess set, placed it in front of the two of them, and said confidently.
"This is chess. Even though the expectations are small, there are only 32 chess pieces, but there are countless murderous opportunities in this small chessboard. The tactics and strategies can be displayed on this small chessboard. You should be aware of it." ?"
After that, Zhao Ling placed the chess pieces in the corresponding positions and introduced how to play the game to the two women, who also listened attentively.
Soon, Bibi Dong took the lead in playing chess with Zhao Ling. For a veteran like Zhao Ling, there was no problem in playing against a novice like Bibi Dong.
In the first three games, Bibi Dong was tortured a bit miserably by Zhao Ling, but Zhao Ling found that the difficulty of playing against her became more and more difficult every time. From the fourth game on, Zhao Ling discovered that he was a Muggle...
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