Siheyuan: Happy He Yuzhu

The reason for the dramatic plot is coincidence.

Was it accidental or intentional when Ms. Pan smashed Mr. Ximen's bamboo pole? No one knows.

But the incident of Xu Damao kicking someone and pulling his balls was definitely an accident.

There was a bicycle under the key, and the seat was right under Xu Damao's crotch.

Therefore, Xu Damao was really hurt this time.

It was also winter, so although I had a lot of snot and tears, I wasn’t that miserable.

At least it seemed that Xu Damao showed off his skills when he passed by the two of them.

The key is that as Xu Damao screamed, a tearing sound of "chi" came from underneath him.

Now it's embarrassing.

He Yuzhu recognized that it was Xu Damao and hurriedly stepped forward to help Xu Damao up.

"Da Mao, Damao, what's wrong with you?" He Yuzhu looked painful, as if he was the one who was injured.

I can't help but feel the pain, it's too uncomfortable to hold back my laughter.

At this time, Xu Damao couldn't cross his legs or stand straight.

The legs are crossed, and the air leaks from the back and bottom, making it very cold.

It must hurt to stand up straight.

Xu Damao didn't want to talk to anyone at this time. He was holding his eggs in one hand and rubbing his inner thigh with the other.

After a while, I had to reach out and grab the leaky pants.

After a while, it finally didn't hurt as much as before. He raised his head and wanted to curse Wu Wanli, but the first thing he saw was the pistol case on Wu's waist. What the heck, the buckle is still open.

Looking up further, what I saw was Wu Wanli's cold face, which was even colder than this damn weather.

Xu Damao couldn't help but swallowed his saliva and swallowed back the words he wanted to curse.

At this time, I heard Wu Wanli's colder voice coming over, "Just because you attacked me just now, I can pull out my gun and kill you.

Why attack the security personnel? Instructed by whom? Come back with me and talk about it. "

He Yuzhu couldn't help but give a thumbs up secretly, what the hell, looking at the clean young man, he was also a sinister person. These words were such a slap in the face that Xu Damao's face turned pale with fright.

Xu Damao wanted to argue, but didn't know where to start. He glanced at He Yuzhu looking for help.

He Yuzhu quickly smoothed things over and said, "This is Xu Damao, who is also a neighbor of our yard. Damao, take off your scarf and let Director Wu see it."

Xu Damao obediently took off his scarf and nodded and bowed along with Wu Wanli with a smile on his face.

He Yuzhu then smoothed things over and said, "I guess it was Damao who saw us competing just now and thought we were fighting, so he came to help me. Damao is a good neighbor."

"Yes, yes, yes, I just thought someone was blocking the road and robbing, and I was thinking of being brave." Xu Damao also followed He Yuzhu's words and said.

At this time, Xu Damao couldn't care about anything else. He first separated himself from "attacking security personnel".

He Yuzhu's words made Wu Wanli's expression soften slightly. It turned out that he had misunderstood him, and that's why the fight started. The two of them went home with bruises and swollen faces, and it was difficult to explain.

It was difficult for He Yuzhu to explain to his family, and it was difficult for Wu Wanli to explain to his colleagues.

This is a pretty good excuse for a competition.

Wu Wanli said: "So it's all a misunderstanding?"

He Yuzhu said hurriedly: "Yes, yes, it's all a misunderstanding."

He Yuzhu pulled Xu Damao again, and Xu Damao smiled bitterly and said, "Well, it's all a misunderstanding."

What else can you do?

Let's all go back to our homes!

He Yuzhu wanted to take Xu Damao with him in a pushcart, but there was still another car that he couldn't accommodate. They could only push the two carts and walk in front, with Xu Damao crossing his legs and following behind (still the same Pan Moujiang image as when the Japanese are coming).

The key is that Xu Damao's crotch is still torn.

In any case, Xu Damao was sent back to the yard in embarrassment. At this time, the popularity gap between the two became apparent. Basically every neighbor who saw him would ask what was wrong with Xu Damao.

After Xu Damao said that he was riding on a slippery road and twisting his legs, his neighbors would express genuine or pretense concern.

As for He Yuzhu, although many people want to please him.But looking at his messy clothes and his bruised and swollen face, no one was willing to touch this bad luck.

On the other hand, He Yuzhu stood at the door of his house and deliberately explained loudly to Xiao Yuzhu who cared about him: "Brother, I fell while practicing martial arts with the military officer of the security department. The officer Wu's face is also the same."

Only then did the neighbors understand why they didn't suspect that Xu Damao and He Yuzhu were fighting each other. If He Yuzhu was clean with no injuries on his face, and Xu Damao looked like that, maybe everyone would really be suspicious.

Don't forget that He Yuzhu is the god of war in the courtyard. Who lives in a few alleys nearby doesn't know that he has done a one-on-three feat when he was still young.

He also used his skills to catch snitches and enemy agents. Not to mention Xu Damao, even the Xu family and his son were all punished.

It was at home that I explained the truth to my family.

There was no way, Yu Li was looking unhappy. He Yuzhu said he would pick her up, but he broke the appointment.

She was exposed to the cold wind for a long time.

When Yu Li saw He Yuzhu coming in with a bruised face, she actually thought about it and became concerned.

But thinking of the cold wind blowing on me and returning to He's house, the little arrogance in my heart came up again.

After listening to He Yuzhu's explanation, he stood up and greeted He Yuzhu.

I boiled two more eggs for He Yuzhu and rolled them on the bruised area, without worrying about He Yuzhu's appearance.

It was very perfunctory after all, because he was dissatisfied with He Yuzhu's acquaintance with Ai Xiaomi. There is no other way, you have to coax your own woman.

After feeding He Daqing and others a lot of dog food, they finally managed to get over this matter.

Similarly, the He family has no intention of settling a score with Wu Wanli.It is normal for men to fight over misunderstandings.

What's more, He Yuzhu said that he had already explained it clearly, which was a misunderstanding. What's there to pursue?

Xu's father, who came to push the cart in the middle courtyard later, also thanked He Yuzhu profusely. He didn't know what Xu Damao told his parents when he got home.

Let's talk about Wu Wanli, he is even worse than He Yuzhu. He Yuzhu pushed the two cars back to the courtyard, while Wu Wanli could only carry the cars back to the rolling mill.

There was no way, the valve core was pulled out by Xu Damao.

Just like this, Wu Wanli felt warm in his heart. All because of what He Yuzhu said before leaving.

As He Yuzhu pushed the car away, Xixi said to Wu Wanli: "I heard that Ai Xiaomi will officially go to work tomorrow. You said we have injuries on our faces, do you want her to have a look?"

Wu Wanli immediately understood that this was He Yuzhu telling him how to get close to Ai Xiaomi!

Damn, what a good brother.

On the way home, He Yuzhu told Xu Damao something different.

Xu Damao asked what happened and what He Yuzhu meant by what he said just now.

He Yuzhu smiled and said: "For the bruises on our faces, if we don't get something to apply hot compresses at night, we will be swollen like a pig's head tomorrow.

You said, tomorrow Wu Wanli will wear a pig's head to meet the girl he likes. What will the girl think of him? "

"Hehe, Brother Zhuzhu, you're really in trouble." Xu Damao didn't care about the pain in his crotch and laughed mischievously.