A real cheat was blocked, and the game industry was rectified with a backhand

After waiting for a long time, I can finally enter the game.

But at this time, an hour had passed since the broadcast started.

Xiaobai was in a bad mood.

Because of the inexplicable CPU usage, he couldn't even play a game of Plants vs. Zombies.

Just having such an awkward chat, we waited until the patch download and installation was completed.

"Finally we can start the game." Xiaobai resisted the urge to curse and started the game.

The game begins with a long shot showing the scene.

I don’t know where this place is, but there are lava and monsters everywhere.

What follows is a pretty cool cutscene.

The protagonist is dressed in white Taoist robes and is named Wu Xiu. He seems to be here to slay demons.

After a handsome appearance, the character operation began.

Xiaobai did not rush to fight monsters, but looked at the character's face.

"The protagonist is not ugly, but his style of painting makes him feel like a fairy tale idol drama?"

[Is he a bit of a cold-faced boss that women like? 】

[Don’t be embarrassed about the above, okay? 】

[Haha, the anchor doesn’t understand the Sword Immortal series at all. Which game doesn’t have similar characters? 】

Xiaobai still ignored the barrages spraying him.

thought.

When I was a kid, I played along with the first generation of Jian Xian. I don’t understand, right?

Okay, okay, you have the final say.

At this time, the first wave of battle finally began.

Except for the occasional keyboard and mouse in shooting games, Xiaobai mostly uses a controller to play, and this one is the same.

The result enters the game screen.

But I discovered that the game’s key prompts were actually for the keyboard and mouse.

There is no explanation of which button on the handle does what!

I forced myself to learn the functions of all the keys from the settings.

start fighting.

The first few hits didn't cause any problems.

But something went wrong when the monster attacked.

dodge!

Useless?

Xiaobai was stunned. Was it too late to press the button?

The second time the monster attacks, dodge again.

Still pops out every time!

The protagonist was beaten until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, but he still couldn't come out.

"No, what's going on with this dodge? Is there another fucking bug?"

In anger, Xiaobai slapped the keyboard angrily.

Something magic happened.

The dodge actually came out!

Ok?

Xiaobai tentatively pressed the shift key on the keyboard.

Dodged.

Press the B button on the handle, which is the dodge button.

No movement.

However, both light and heavy attack skills can be used as usual.

It's just that the duck key doesn't work, you need to press it on the keyboard.

"No, you are playing an action game, why don't you optimize the controller operation?! How about you make a Hammer action game at this level?"

Xiaobai's mentality was a bit explosive.

You can only unplug the controller and use keyboard and mouse to play games.

In the face of such outrageous low-level mistakes by the manufacturer, the awkward key settings of the keyboard and mouse are nothing.

After killing several hairy monsters, the villain of this trip appeared.

This villain is the popular villain in the previous game who carries the banner of selling emotions in this game.

Demon Lord.

The fighting effect in this battle was pretty good.

Unfortunately, the storyboard is not very good, and the specific actions of both parties cannot be clearly seen at all.

In the end, the defeated cultivator fell to the earth, his life and death unknown.

At this point, Xiaobai's perception is slightly better.

"The action is quite satisfactory, and the impact is acceptable. Overall, it's not bad."

Next, the perspective changes to the human world.

Where my cultivator fell, a girl was riding a big bird and escaped from a ferocious beast.

The person who operated it became a girl named Qingyue.

After landing, a close-up with clear meaning, from bottom to top.

"Hiss, Baisi, it's Baisi!"

Xiao Bai was excited for a moment, but when he saw his face again, his excited expression returned to calm.

Qingyue's face couldn't be said to be unattractive, but she always had a sense of déjà vu as an internet celebrity.

This is harmless, the point is

Talking to oneself, and talking to the big bird Qiaoling.

Some facial expressions consist only of the movements of the eyes and mouth.

The face is like a stone carving.

When the heroine turned her head left and right, her hair actually went past her shoulders.

Not only was Xiaobai speechless for a while, but the barrage also stopped.

[Damn it, I remember that the facial expressions of domestic stand-alone machines were not so bad before? 】

[Wire hair, right? Just cut off the shoulders? 】

Xiaobai sighed and said: "The domestic stand-alone game you are talking about is not talking about the Naughty Cat biochemical series, right?"

[But the previous Sword Fairy games didn’t feel so abrupt? 】

[Yes, that picture is even worse]

Xiaobai explained: "But the previous games have learned to use their strengths and avoid their weaknesses. It's not like Jian Xian 8, which shows off half-baked skills and directly slaps the camera in the face."

Controlling Qingyue, she went through a battle.

While playing, I commented: "The battles in this map are not bad, but the monsters are too repetitive, and the monsters' movements are stiffer and less frequent than the protagonist's."

"The combat system can only be said to be unsatisfactory, not as amazing as when I first played Monster Hunter and Dark Souls."

"Don't get me wrong, I'm praising the production team and not being too ambitious. Overall, I'm quite satisfied so far."

"I am a cultivator who fell into the mortal world. I am very curious about how a character who looks like a god can interact with the protagonist in the human world. Isn't this a sense of anticipation for the plot?"

"Maybe the plot of this game is really good?"

With that said, he finished defeating a mini-BOSS.

It immediately connected with the previous plot.

Qingyue found a glowing fruit in the grass.

Xiaobai and Danmu both speculated.

Some think it's the murderer's treasure, some think it's a treasure from heaven and earth, and most think it has something to do with my cultivator.

Then, the heroine Qingyue.

He said he didn't know what kind of fruit it was, and he said he didn't know its origin.

Just went up and took a bite.

【? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[No, in this damn world of cultivating immortals, you dare to eat anything? 】

Xiaobai was silent for two seconds.

Unable to complain, he sighed deeply.

"Forget it, action games, the plot is just to tell you why you fight, you can't force logic."

Thereafter.

Came to a small mountain village.

At this time, Xiaobai finally felt enlightened.

A peaceful and quiet mountain village, with blue sky and white clouds, green mountains and green water, and occasional smoke rising from the kitchen.

The villagers were in groups, chatting or working.

There were playing and playing children running through the village.

Xiaobai stood in front of the village and watched all this. The bad mood he had been in for the two hours since playing the game was relieved a lot.