Douluo: I didn’t want to become a god, but I actually became a god

that is……

That sound must have alerted too many people.

Yu Yuyi looked speechlessly at the door that had been kicked open and the shaky lock.

The sunlight from the outside passes through the gaps between the figures and shines into this dark room.

It also illuminates the gray-faced little guy indoors.

Everyone who was still on guard, starting with Zhao Wuji taking the lead, started laughing one after another.

"Hahahahaha, little girl, what are you doing? Hahahaha, you made yourself look like this..."

Zhao Wuji has always been the type of person who laughs the happiest because of his strong power and no one can beat him.

Standing behind Zhao Wuji, Dai Mubai and Oscar couldn't help but turn their faces away, cover their mouths, and laugh non-stop.

Even Ma Hongjun, who was not very familiar with each other, laughed together with Dai Mubai and others when they saw the oolong incident and the embarrassment of their classmates.

Perhaps considering that Yu Yuyi's soul power level was the highest among the students, the few people who gloated about his misfortune only dared to laugh secretly, unlike Zhao Wuji.

"Hahahaha, I thought it was an enemy attack, but I didn't expect it... As expected of you!"

Zhao Wuji gave a thumbs up mockingly.

Looking at it, Yu Yuyi's fist became more than a little hard.

Yiyi: Hard. The fist is hard.

Yiyi: Is this guy really a teacher?

In the end, only two childhood sweethearts cared more about Yu Yuyi.

Tang San's vision was previously blocked by Zhao Wuji at the front, but now after pushing away Teacher Zhao, who was almost rolling on the ground with laughter, he was able to see the situation in front of him clearly.

The room was empty, except for the oddly shaped stove in the center that was similar to the medicine stove in Tang San's previous life, but several times smaller, and various herbs scattered around the medicine stove.

However, perhaps due to the impact of the previous loud noise, some of the nearby herbs were blown away to the gate.

Many herbs are stained with gray-black medicinal residue.

It looked like the same thing that was on Yu Yuyi's body and face.

Tang San bent down and picked up the herbs on the ground, distinguishing them.

"Yiyi, are you preparing medicine to nourish your body and replenish your qi and blood?"

Yu Yuyi, who had just been tackled by Xiao Wu and couldn't move, could only look up while she wiped her face with a handkerchief.

Hearing this, he turned his head and looked in Tang San's direction.

One eye was closed nervously due to the movement on the side of his face, and the other eye still showed a little frustration.

She puffed up her face and felt aggrieved, but she still responded obediently: "Yes. Unfortunately, something went wrong. The medicine furnace exploded before the medicine was even prepared."

Xiao Wu pinched Yiyi's chin with two fingers, held the corner of the handkerchief with her other hand, and complained:

"It's a pity that something went wrong. The medicine furnace exploded before the medicine was even prepared! For such a serious matter, it's best if you're fine."

"And don't move any more. It's probably the residue on your face... When Yiyi turned your face just now, it was wiped away. It's even dirtier."

Yu Yuyi blinked innocently and said timidly: "Well, I'm sorry."

Tang San looked helplessly at this Qingmei, who was as disgraced as a kitten rolling in a mud puddle, but was still stubborn.

After all, he couldn't hold it back, so he took a few steps forward and gave her a blow to her head with his fingers.

"It hurts——!"

Yu Yuyi covered her forehead, raised her eyes aggrievedly, and looked carefully at her friend who had a straight face.

After seeing that her grievances had no effect, Yu Yuyi decisively shrank behind Xiao Wu and stuck her head out nervously and guilty.

"You, you, you hit me, don't scold me next time. I'm not hurt..."

Yu Yuyi finally whispered to herself.

It was all heard by the two friends nearby.

Xiao Wu, who originally wanted to protect Yiyi from Tang San, heard this. Decisively put down the handkerchief stained with black medicine residue, turned around and held Yiyi's shoulders.

In an instant, Yiyi, who was hiding behind her with a guilty conscience, was directly lifted in front of her, letting Yiyi face Tang San's dark face.

"Yiyi, take care."

Xiao Wu patted Yu Yuyi's shoulder and pretended that she had done nothing.

In a flash, he rushed out with a group of people watching the excitement.

Before leaving, I didn’t forget to take the kicked-in wooden door with me.

Even the rickety wooden door had no blocking effect. It even retired honorably after being forcibly closed for more than ten seconds.

"Boom-"

When the wooden door fell outwards, Yu Yuyi seemed to vaguely hear a few arguments.

"...Don't step on it, don't step on it, it's you, fat man!"

"It's not me, Boss Dai..."

"Stop squeezing, stop squeezing, there's no room left..."

"...Old Zhao, why don't you go to class? It would be great to make room for us young people!"

"Fart, all my students are here, who do you want me to teach!"

"Hey, hey, the door fell down. Why is this door so fragile...Run, run, run..."

"...slid away."

The two people inside the door heard clearly.

Tang San:……

Yu Yuyi: ...What is this. This is my boss who is speechless.

But thanks to the jokes made by a group of live treasures outside the door, the atmosphere that Tang San had wanted to preach before was instantly gone.

He looked at Yu Yuyi who had his head lowered in front of him, knowing that he was pretending to be pitiful.

Still can't bear to continue the previous preaching.

"Oh——, I really owe you."

After saying that, Tang San stretched out his palm and placed it directly on Yu Yuyi's head, touching the somewhat messy hair.

The other hand reached out and wiped away the remaining black medicine residue on Yiyi's cheek.

"I won't scold you anymore, I promise."

"Really?!"

The plush head was buried downward due to the weight of the top of its head, making it difficult to see its owner's expression.

Now, because of this guarantee, the owner of the hairy head raised his head and face excitedly.

The big cat eyes seemed to be filled with some kind of bright emotion called anticipation.

Tang San knew Yu Yuyi's true nature, but he always felt soft-hearted when he saw her grievances or expectations, and now was no exception.

He nodded in agreement.

"but……"

Tang San said again.

Yiyi, who had been tense just now, suddenly looked like a deflated ball. She glanced at Tang San cautiously, "But what..."

"You have to promise me something."

Yu Yuyi:?

"Good! Good!"

After agreeing, she doesn't have to be scolded or face the mistress's mother who is as angry as a demon from hell. She can also continue to make medicine. After all, she is making a lot of money!

Make money, make money!

"Promise so quickly?" Tang San looked at Yiyi, who couldn't hide his thoughts.

The fingers pressing on the soft hair are ready to move.

The alertness of the little animal made Yiyi reach out and hold the big hand on her head. Then, using the big hand on top of her head as a fulcrum, she shook her little head restlessly from side to side, and said in a long voice:

“Anyway——, the mistress’s mother won’t harm me~”

Even if the conditions are too harsh, you can still find Xiao Wu!

This is the advantage of having many babies, hehe~ (=^w^=)