Douluo: I didn’t want to become a god, but I actually became a god

One month after enrolling, the five of them, as all students in the college, were under the hands of more than a dozen teachers:

Today, Teacher Li Yusong, who is holding a dragon-patterned stick, may pick up the lucky students by their back collars and take them to the open space for actual combat;

Tomorrow, the smiling teacher Shao Xin may take him to a room that looks like a kitchen and teach him how to cook in the dark, so that he can understand the horror of a food-based soul master;

The next day, maybe it will be Teacher Lu Qibin who is holding a chess board, teaching them how to arrange their troops with a chess game, and then... kill them all on the chess board;

In addition to these teachers who appeared during the enrollment, teachers with faces that were half-familiar to a few people would often come out to teach and tease them. There were also several teachers who, although their souls were not as powerful as those few, also carried them here and there. , some went to farmland to feel the plants, and some went to experience how to tame animals...

All in all, during this period, even though there were only two hours of classes every day, Yiyi and the others benefited a lot.

It has always been just a theory on paper. At Shrek Academy, we can't say that we are taught step by step, but we are still able to put it into action and practice it.

Until they were killed on the chessboard under Teacher Lu Qibin again, leaving nothing behind. The few who were killed no longer had anything to say. Even Tang San, who had persisted the longest, rubbed his frown and said Nothing to say.

At the end of the lesson, Lu Qibin, who put the black and white pieces back into the chessboard one by one, seemed to have just thought of something. He touched his beard and slowly said to the children with dark clouds above their heads and black lines all over their bodies:

"Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you. My class today is the last one of the month. Next, the college will give you five days off. You can go whatever you want to do tomorrow. You don't have to go to the playground anymore. Gathered."

"it is good!"

The five people responded sparsely.

The listless look made Lu Qibin smile and touch his beard again, and muttered, "You guys are still far away. In five days, it's time for your teacher Shao to train your energy and spirit."

Xiao Wu was excited, "No! Teacher, look again, how energetic we are!"

Yu Yuyi reluctantly sat upright on the soft cushion, "Teacher Lu, let us go!"

Oscar grabbed his collar and wailed: "...I don't want to eat dark food anymore!"

Tang San, who had always been calm, claimed to be the elder brother among the three, and wanted to be a role model for his two friends, couldn't help but cover his mouth and look away, with a gloomy look on his face.

Even Dai Mubai, who had also gone through the one-year course, twitched his lips and was not grateful for Teacher Shao's dark cooking.

Who knows, this kind of thing is different every time, but it still challenges the bottom line of their taste buds.

"Hahaha. It seems that everyone has a lot to say. I suggest that it might be better for Shao Xin to listen to it."

Lu Qibin smiled and looked at the children who suddenly became lively, and gave Shao Xin a silent thumbs up in his heart.

He thought to himself, as expected, a younger teacher would have more topics in common with the children!

If one of the five of Yiyi could hear Lu Qibin's emotion, he would bring dark dishes to the teacher and point to the food that can make people feel the breath of death and accuse him of his feelings.

But unfortunately, no one can hear it.

They fiercely refuted Teacher Lu's sudden whim. After finally giving up his terrible idea, several of them collapsed in a low room that was designated as the chess room.

Dai Mubai sat cross-legged on the cushions, with the arm holding his face resting on his thighs, and asked: "There will be a five-day holiday starting tomorrow, what are your plans."

Tang San thought for a while and said decisively: "Cultivation of soul power, where are you, Boss Dai?"

Xiao Wu, who was resting on Yiyi's thigh, curled her lips and said, "Xiaosan, you are so boring. Anyway, Yiyi and I are going to Soto City for a few days! Right, Yiyi~"

Listening to the coquettish sounds in her ears, Yiyi was used as a pillow, but she was also lying down and made a sleepy voice, "Okay, but I may have to sleep until I wake up naturally before going out."

This month, get up early every day.

It was a bit too much for Yiyi, who was used to sleeping for a long time in this Douluo Continent.

Dai Mubai also raised his hands after listening to what the two girls said, "I also have something to do and have to go to Soto City, let's go together then."

Xiao Wu thought that she first met Dai Mubai in a hotel with that kind of meaning, her eyes suddenly became meaningful, she pointed at Dai Mubai and let out a long "ugh——".

Seeing this scene, Dai Mubai was speechless and raised his forehead, "Xiao Wu, be a good girl and don't look at me with those eyes and expressions. And I'm not as good as you thought?!"

Xiao Wu pretended to be stupid: "Eh? What am I thinking? How do you know, Boss Dai?"

"Really, it's not you anyway, and it's not what you think in your mind. Please delete the indescribable things for me!"

Dai Mubai looked at the other people who had also changed their looks and said frantically.

Oscar was the first to succumb to Dai Mubai's lust, and he immediately used his actions to avert everyone's attention.

He was still concerned about his image in front of the two girls at first, but after a month of getting along, he decisively considered Yiyi and Xiaowu as brothers.

Now they are burying their heads without any image in the soft cushions that several of them bought at their own expense because their knees hurt from sitting in class. Their raised buttocks are still shaking from side to side, and their soft voices are coming from the soft cushions. The sound came out in a dull tone.

"As for me, I will sleep for five days and five nights, and no one can wake me up..."

As a roommate, Tang San couldn't help but asked with concern: "You'll have a headache if you sleep for so long. How about you practice soul power with me?"

Oscar, who turned over and lay flat on his back with his hands clasped on his chest, calmly closed his eyes and acted as a corpse: "Don't... I am already a corpse. The kind that summons spirits with small things and digs graves with big things."

"Ah... Xiao Ao, no, Oscar, why did you just... why did you just go? You are still so young."

Xiao Wu, the drama queen, decisively got up, squatted beside Oscar, took out a handkerchief, howled, and wiped away the non-existent tears.

Oscar 'The Corpse' sat up and opened his eyes to take over the scene: "I'm not willing to accept it, I'm not willing to accept it... I died so miserably... Why did I die under the training of more than a dozen teachers..."

"I'm not willing to give in...Xiao Wu, you have to remember to stay away from darkness, darkness, food, reason, uh--!"

After saying that, he fell down on the cushion again. What he had written on the stone table with water before was the word "miserable".

Xiao Wu looked at Oscar, who had fallen down with his eyes open, his face filled with sadness. She stretched out her hand to cover Oscar's eyelids, closing the eyes that could not be closed.

Then he casually pressed the soft cushion on one side into Oscar's arms as a flower.

Finally, Xiao Wu clasped her hands in front of her chest and said, "Rest in peace...Xiao Ao."

Tang San:……

Dai Mubai:...

Yu Yuyi:......6

Zhao Wuji, who opened the door and came in not long ago, originally wanted to tell the children about the holiday, but was forced to watch the entire play. He twitched the corners of his mouth, but still pressed down the cross on his forehead and reluctantly raised the corners of his mouth.

"What...are you...playing with?"

In the end, he couldn't help but lift up the two cushions they used for acting.

Oscar & Xiao Wu: "Ah haha, Teacher Zhao, why are you here..."

As the chickens who stirred up trouble by killing the chickens to scare the monkeys, the two most naughty children who were caught had innocence written all over their faces.

Zhao Wuji just wanted to scare these children. After grabbing them and shaking them, he put them down.

He pressed his head and said, "Stop playing tricks. I'm telling you that the next five days are your monthly holidays. And when you come back after the holidays, your dean who has been away from home should also be back."

College life is always full of nonsense. After all, they are still children.

And the number of teachers in the academy is privately set. In the original work, Dai Mubai said that even if Tang San and four people joined, the number of students would be far less than the number of teachers. However, in addition to the dean, deputy dean, and three teachers (not counting masters) who appeared later, it was obvious that they did not match, so I changed the number of teachers here.

After all, it is an academy that only wants monsters, so it should have something to offer, such as teachers.