Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

PS: Sorry, I took too many days off. I was criticized by all the readers yesterday. I'm so sorry! I will correct it.

The atmosphere in the bright player tunnel was solemn. Players from both teams lined up waiting to play, and the air was filled with tension and unfriendliness.

However, there are always exceptions.

As usual, Luke Xiao put his arms around Xia Qi's neck affectionately and asked for a Patek Philippe watch.

"You don't have a girlfriend, why do you want a couple watch?" Xia Qi frowned slightly.

"Just give me the watch and I'll have it," Luke Shaw said with anticipation.

"How can that be called having a girlfriend? That's called piao!" Xia Qi spoke sharply.

"What? It's terrible to be uneducated! You can call me a forest protector or a flower rescuer." Luke Shaw retorted unconvinced.

"Huh..." Xia Qi gave him a middle finger.

The two men's conversation made Pogba unhappy. He shouted at Luke Shaw: "Which side are you from?"

Xia Qi glanced at them and said firmly, "Of course it's the English side!"

Pogba's eyes widened: "Are you trying to sow discord between us?"

"Is there any room for sowing discord in your relationship?" Xia Qi raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

"Haha!" The Manchester City players joined in the fun.

Manchester United's locker room has been in chaos since Ferguson retired.

There are many conflicts between the star player Van Persie and the second-in-command Rooney, between the new generation of young players such as the Dark Four Kings and Lin Huang and the Manchester United veterans, and between many young players.

In Manchester United, conflicts will inevitably arise if there are conflicts in the starting positions, and conflicts can also arise if there are no conflicts in the starting positions. There are conflicts in the starting positions and there are no conflicts in the starting positions, which are even more frequent.

In short, the messy Manchester United really leaves no room for Xia Qi to provoke.

The Manchester City dressing room was completely different. There were no major conflicts and everyone laughed happily and unrestrainedly.

Happiness is built on the suffering of others, that is true happiness!

The little yellow-haired Pogba was furious and wanted to rush towards Xia Qi to cause trouble.

At this time, Rooney did not start, Carrick served as captain, and he and Luke Shaw held Xia Qi together.

The referee also rushed over and warned Pogba to control his emotions.

Just when Xia Qi was gloating over his misfortune, the referee came over and warned Xia Qi not to cause trouble.

Then, at the referee's request, both sides lined up to play.

As soon as Xia Qi came out of the player tunnel, the boos from Manchester United fans came like a tsunami.

"Xuxu..."

"Xuxu..."

Mixed with greetings that are unbearable to hear.

Xia Qi has long been accustomed to this. He is treated like this in any away game except the Emirates Stadium.

The live broadcast camera gave Xia Qi a close-up shot lasting three or four minutes, which was the highest treatment that other players did not have.

Four or five seconds ago,

With a "Ding Dong" sound, the system prompt sounded.

"Host, please choose 'training' or 'competition' mode." Xia

Qi chose "match" without hesitation.

"Host, please choose a position on the court: A forward, B..." "A".

"Detecting the host's team's predicament at this time, matching the host's [Wukong: Havoc in Heaven] attributes."

"When good, they become Buddhas and immortals; when bad, they are covered with fur and horns. They change into endless forms and cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace; they become kings and saints and are free to rule the world..."

"Please host choose 'autonomous mode' or 'one-click hang-up mode'"

"Friendly reminder: During the idle period, the host will have the system automatically complete various indicator actions..."

Xia Qi decisively chose "One-click Hang Up!".

"Dear audience, now let me introduce to you the starting lineups of the two teams." The voice of commentator Zhang Lu came.

"Manchester City wore their traditional blue jerseys, and coach Guardiola deployed the same 4231 attacking formation as in the previous game. Their starting goalkeeper was..."

"Manchester United wore a red home jersey and their starting lineup was a 433.

Starting goalkeeper: David De Gea

Right back: Rafael;

Centre backs: Phil Jones, Evans;

Left-back: Luke Shaw;

Double defensive midfielder: Fletcher, Carrick;

Attacking midfielder: Pogba;

Left winger: Robin van Persie;

Center: Kane;

Right winger: Valencia. "

Fans are also talking about it on the Internet.

"Tottenham youngster Kane replaced Rooney in the starting lineup. Pogba dyed his hair red, yellow and green in a very unique way. Most of us can't stand this taste."

"Haha, if you want to live a decent life, you need to have a little green on your head. Pogba's life is definitely very good."

"Manchester United is strong this year, and it is the season for Van Gaal to realize his ambitions..."

"The teacher told us that all imperialists are paper tigers. Look, Xia Qi knocked them down with one punch..."

...

...

As night falls, Old Trafford is brightly lit and bustling with people.

"Dear audience, a thrilling football battle is about to begin."

“Tonight’s game is really interesting.

In the third season of the battle between Van Persie and Xia Qi, can General Van regain his ambition and show his prowess on the green field again?

Can Tottenham Hotspur youngster Kane, a rising star with high hopes, succeed Rooney and become England's new generation of center forward?

And can Pogba take up the banner of Manchester United's youth training player and lead the team to victory?

The answers will be revealed tonight."

At the start of the game, Manchester United, relying on its home advantage, launched a fierce attack on Manchester City like a surging tide.

In just 36 seconds, the black and white football was hit into Manchester City's penalty area like lightning.

Pogba made a precise cross, Kompany squeezed Kane down and headed the ball out of the penalty area.

Kane was full of anger and protested to the referee, but the referee remained unmoved.

Although the football is temporarily away from the penalty area, the danger has not been eliminated.

At this moment, the football fell at Van Persie's feet like a messenger of fate.

The Dutchman was as sharp as a cheetah. Without waiting for the ball to fall, he exerted force with his left leg and launched a long shot!

The football drew a strange arc in the air, like a mysterious light, hitting the far corner of the goal frame and almost going into the goal net that symbolizes glory.

"Shoot!" The commentator Zhang Lu's voice echoed over the stadium. "Manchester United completed the first shot after the opening!"

Everyone's heart was in suspense; General Fan's non-stop shooting was indeed extremely threatening.

Penguin Live commented on the game on site this time, and the feeling was completely different from doing the commentary in the studio.

In the studio, the live broadcast environment is as quiet as a sleeping forest, without any disturbance from the outside world.

At the scene, the fans made all kinds of loud noises, like surging waves, one after another.

Even if teachers Zhang Lu and Zhan Jun wore soundproof headphones, they could not completely isolate the "noise".

In order to ensure that their voices can be clearly transmitted to the country via satellite signals, they have to raise their voices so that their words can penetrate the noisy environment like sharp arrows.

Another unique feature of live commentary is that emotions can easily be “kidnapped”.

If it was in the live broadcast room, Mr. Zhan Jun would definitely not cheer for Van Persie's shot that did not score.

However, at the scene, it is easy to be influenced by the enthusiasm of the fans.

On the sidelines, Mourinho clenched his fists and shouted hysterically like an angry lion:

"Yes! Just play like this! We will score a goal sooner or later!"

After receiving applause and nods from the players on the field, he turned to face the fans in the stands, waved his arms, and used exaggerated body language to make the cheers of the Manchester United fans louder.

"Mourinho is more excited than the players."

On the other side, the live camera gave a close-up of Guardiola, and his eyes revealed confidence and composure.

He leaned back in his chair leisurely, gesturing with his assistant, as if explaining the tactics of both sides, as if everything was under his control.

"He has the confidence to remain calm." Zhan Jun said: "But Manchester United is not friendly, Mourinho seems to have done some research on Guardiola's lineup... Manchester City players should be careful..."

The competition continues in full swing...

Van Persie's shot was like a bright meteor, instantly igniting the passion in the hearts of Manchester United fans.

They cheered and jumped, as if the entire Old Trafford stadium was shaking with this wonderful moment.

However, just as the enthusiasm was rising like a tide, a cry like thunder suddenly burst out from their throats.

Before that, the sky above Old Trafford was filled with Zhan Jun’s passionate shouts: “Fletcher made a mistake in his back pass!”

Immediately afterwards, Manchester United fans were horrified to see Xia Qi appear behind Phil Jones like a ghost.

The ball was teetering at Phil Jones' feet, about to slip through.

Xia Qi was like a cheetah ready to attack, about to attack alone behind him.

Since the person who passed the ball was a Manchester United player, Xia Qi's position was not offside.

In an instant, Manchester United fans seemed to be out of their bodies. They knew very well that with Xia Qi's extremely high scoring rate, if the ball missed, he would most likely seize this mistake and send the ball into the goal.

At this critical moment, Phil Jones was like a fearless god of war. Regardless of the risk of injury, he threw his whole body out like an arrow, stretched out his legs and swept the football out of the bottom line with his toes.

This "ball-or-die" defense won Xia Qi's heartfelt "thumbs-up"!

"Phil Jones's defense was praised by Xia Qi."

Although Xia Qi missed the target, all Manchester United fans were scared. Many people in the stands kept patting their left chest, as if trying to calm their wildly beating hearts.

Mourinho was breathing heavily, and when he came to his senses, he typed a series of words beginning with the letter "F" at Fletcher, as if he wanted to vent all the anger in his heart.

"What a pity!" Zhan Jun said with regret: "Xia Qi's movement was very smart. He had already pinched the main artery of Manchester United's defense and drew his bow and arrow at the fatal point... Phil Jones's desperate diving and destruction reminded me of the Red Devils spirit. This spirit has been rare since the retirement of the Class of 92."

"Manchester United players need to concentrate highly during the game. Xia Qi's movement is too ghostly. It is harder for Carrick to keep an eye on him than the sun rising from the west." Zhang Lu added: "Don't make it too difficult for Carrick! You can't stop Xia Qi alone, you can only defend him with all your strength!"

The game restarted and soon Manchester United got their second attacking chance.

The extremely active Pogba made a 45-degree cross, which was like a sharp sword cutting through the sky.

The new generation center forward Kane jumped high in front of the goal, like a brave lion, and headed the ball, but unfortunately the ball was slightly higher than the crossbar.

Three minutes later, Kane made another "pig charge" and forcibly pushed Kompany away. After receiving the pass from Ashley Young, he pushed the ball with his left foot in the penalty area. The ball flew to the far corner like a flash of lightning, but it hit the outside of the far post...

"...Kane was very active in this game, but unfortunately his footwork was not accurate enough, and both of his shots were just a little bit off..."

"Xia Qi's ability to seize opportunities still depends on him. Xia Qi's shooting ability is similar to that of a sniper in the army, and almost every strike draws blood..."

Although Manchester United's three shots after the opening were all within the goal frame, they gradually took the initiative on the field.

Guardiola's tactics were targeted by Mourinho!

Manchester United's attack is more fierce than Manchester City's, and the threat is greater...

In the 16th minute, Ashley Young broke through the frontcourt like a flash of lightning.

Seeing this, Silva's heart tightened and he knocked him to the ground without hesitation.

The referee's whistle sounded sharply, like a sharp blade cutting through the silent sky.

Silva looked at the referee walking towards him and felt a little regretful when he saw the yellow card in his hand.

But at that critical moment, he had only one thought in his mind, that is, he must not let Ashley Young get away. Once he succeeds, he will be able to pass and shoot freely, and defense will become more difficult.

The position of this free kick is perfect, about 25 meters away from the goal, at a moderate distance and slightly to the left.

However, if you kick with your right foot, it's just right to aim at the upper left corner, which will be a very threatening angle.

In another time and space, Pogba's free kicks at Manchester United became a laughing stock.

Do you remember that during his days at Juventus, he often played beside free kick masters like Pirlo, learned from them, and scored directly from free kicks.

But in this time and space, the "free kick curse" is always with us.

In nine Premier League games, Pogba took six free kicks, but all of them ended in failure.

Free kicks have become Pogba's lingering nightmare.

In this round of Manchester derby, Pogba got another penalty kick opportunity.

He felt uneasy inside, as if a deer was running around in panic.

After taking a long, deep breath, Pogba took firm steps and stood in front of the football. His eyes revealed determination and responsibility, ready to take the free kick.

This is an important task entrusted to him by Mourinho, and he knows that he cannot let this trust down.

The human wall was quickly formed, and the referee, like a strict guardian, checked it one last time to make sure it was in the correct position.

Then he blew the whistle in his mouth.

The whistle sounded, Pogba started to run like an arrow, and then he kicked the football hard with his right foot.

Xia Qi, Lukaku, Kompany and others jumped high, as if they were competing with the sky.

Manchester City goalkeeper Joe Hart was fully focused, and after making sure he had grasped the flight trajectory of the football, he immediately dived out.

But at this moment, the football that was flying towards the goal was accidentally hit by Lukaku's head who jumped high.

The football refracted instantly, changed its direction, hit the left post just below the crossbar, and then bounced into the net.

Joe Hart dived in the wrong direction and there was nothing he could do about the ball.

"Ah! The ball goes in!" Cheers surged like a wave.

"It was a very dramatic scene. Lukaku headed the ball and changed its angle. Joe Hart missed the ball by a hair's breadth..."

"Manchester United leads Manchester City 1:0. There is no controversy about this goal, but should it be counted as Pogba's goal or Lukaku's own goal?"

"The referee ruled that it was Pogba's goal because without Lukaku's header, the ball also hit the goal frame. Lukaku did not change the trajectory of the ball much. His real role was to mislead Joe Hart."

"Trouble your teammates!"

With the "help" of Lukaku, Pogba finally broke the free kick demon. If Juventus' hexagonal midfielder returns, then Xia Qi will definitely meet his lifelong enemy.

"The test for Manchester City and Xia Qi is coming..."

Zhan Jun is worried about Xia Qi.