Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.

Xia Qi couldn't figure it out. Winning the championship undefeated was just a beautiful vision or goal of his.

Why did he become arrogant and disrespectful to his opponents in the eyes of Ferguson and Mourinho?

The two of them publicly criticized Arsenal, Wenger, Vermaelen and Xia Qi in the media.

They believe that the Premier League has only started ten rounds, Arsenal has only won ten consecutive games, and the members of the big6 have only won one game against Liverpool. It is disrespectful to the opponent to call for an undefeated championship so early.

The two declared that they would never let Arsenal take away a point in their hands.

Cheryl came to interview Xia Qi again for this purpose. Xia Qi paid one hundred thousand gold and entrusted Cheryl to send a jar of jealousy to the two of them.

There is no such thing as "jealous" among foreigners. Ferguson and Mourinho thought Xia Qi was "seeking peace" and happily accepted the gift and posted photos on their WeChat Moments.

Wanting to show off to others, Wenger's disciple surrendered and convinced Mr. Soft Backstabber to sow discord between the two.

But he inadvertently exposed his ignorance!

First, the Chinese community burst into laughter, and then slowly spread outwards...

The "truth" about jealousy gradually surfaced and quickly became a hot topic. Ferguson and Mourinho suddenly became synonymous with "stupid".

Chinese culture quickly and unintentionally became popular in European countries.

Xia Qi's counterattack was praised and imitated by Arsenal fans. In the following days, Ferguson and Mourinho received a lot of jealousy every day.

The angry Sir Alex asked the security personnel to smash all the vinegar. It is said that Manchester City next door could smell the vinegar coming from Carrington.

It was in this unfriendly atmosphere that the two clubs of Manchester United and Arsenal started their war.

Before the two teams started playing, the fourth round of the English League Cup started with the first whistle.

Premier League teams only participate in the fourth round of the EFL Cup.

Manchester United and Arsenal both defeated their respective opponents and both entered the fifth round of the EFL Cup, which is also the semi-finals.

The format of the EFL Cup is very interesting. Except for the semi-finals, which are home and away knockout matches, the other rounds of competition are all single-elimination matches.

The opponents of the two teams in the semi-finals are Newcastle and West Ham United respectively, so the two teams are very likely to meet in the final.

After finishing the digression, let’s return to the highlight of the 11th round of the Premier League.

Manchester United vs. Arsenal at home!

In the 2000s when Liverpool was declining and Arsenal was rising, Manchester United VS Arsenal became the new double club and another "national derby."

The match between the two teams has always been a big event where Mars collides with the Earth.

This round is even more important!

The battle was discussed throughout England.

One is whether Arsenal can win consecutive games or remain undefeated.

Secondly, Sir Alex Ferguson's retirement season is worse than Wang Xiaoer's New Year. This battle is his "war to clear his name" and there is no room for failure.

The third is the Chinese “vinegar” culture.

Fourth, Van Persie’s championship insulator and Xia Qi’s koi characteristics.

So many topics... keep the popularity of the Double Red Club high.

Three days before the game day,

Lu Xiaopang expressed his views on this battle: "We lost the championship last season, and we have a bad start to this season.

Right now, Arsenal are top of the table and we are eighth, and we were beaten twice by them last season.

I know you don't think much of us, but I just want to tell you that Arsenal have only won four of the 12 previous meetings between the two sides.

At Old Trafford, we even achieved 5 wins, 0 draws and 1 loss.

In 2011, we were slaughtered 8:2..."

Lu Xiaopang, who was chatting in front of the interview camera, suddenly couldn't continue the conversation. He thought of Qixi in last season...

Last season they were avenged by Arsenal 3:7 at home. He cried very sadly after the game that day...

However, cooked duck has a tough mouth.

"In short, we still have a psychological advantage against Arsenal."

Van Persie supported Rooney's statement: "We are currently eighth in the league, but we are only 10 points behind Arsenal, and we are only one third of the way through the league. The real winner is the one who laughs at the end.

And we are still at home. No matter what impressive results Arsenal achieve, he will still kneel at Old Trafford.

Because we are Manchester United! We have the characteristic of flying against the wind.”

Van Persie spoke impassionedly and criticized Fang Qiu, and many Manchester United fans liked his tweets.

On the afternoon of the day he arrived in Manchester City, a reporter from L'Equipe caught Xia Qi at the door of the hotel and relayed the views of Van Persie and Rooney.

"Yes, Manchester United is a great team, and Sir Alex Ferguson is indeed an English coach, but what does this have to do with him?"

The reporters laughed.

"I know Rooney likes to drink a drink. Qixi is really not suitable for him. There is a kind of wine in China called Shiquan Dabu wine. I think he will like it."

Xia Qi's remarks became a hot topic that night. I heard that Van Persie was so angry that he vomited blood on the spot...

Many Manchester United fans abused Xia Qi on Twitter, and even more excessively blocked the door of the hotel and abused him. They also crowdfunded a goal prize of 2 euros for each goal. Of course this is awarded to Manchester United players.

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Xia Qi led the ball boy into the stadium amid the boos of Manchester United fans...

In the northwest stand of Old Trafford, there were more than 2,000 Arsenal fans who were traveling with the team. Although their number was small, their voices cheering for Arsenal could penetrate the entire stadium...

"Penguin Sports!"

"Penguin Sports!"

"Penguin Sports!"

"Viewers, welcome to watch the 2013th round of the 2014-11 English Premier League live broadcast for you on the Penguin Live platform in the early morning of Saturday. Manchester United will face Arsenal at home."

"I am your old friend Zhan Jun."

"Hello, viewers, I am Zhang Lu."

"Under the exciting opening music, players from both sides began to enter..."

"Manchester United was double beaten by Arsenal last season and has had a bad start to this season. After ten rounds of the Premier League, they have six wins, two draws and two losses and 20 points, while Arsenal has won ten consecutive games."

"But the strength of the two teams is not as big as the difference in the standings. Tonight's game is evenly matched. Who knows who will win?"

"Zhang guided the Arsenal players to shout the slogan of an unbeaten season before the game. Do you think they can achieve it?"

Zhang Lu replied: "It's difficult. Some records are difficult to surpass. The 03-04 season was actually a situation where two heroes competed for hegemony. But now Manchester City, Liverpool, Chelsea... are all very strong, and the players at that time did not play as many games. There are so many now, and the competition is not as intense as it is now.

Regardless of Arsenal's unstoppable momentum, as the schedule progresses, players' fatigue will increase, their record will decline, and injuries will increase..."

"Arsenal has suffered a number of injuries, and many media refer to the Arsenal team doctor as a veterinarian?"

"This is Wenger's fault. The professor likes little lolita, and the probability of injuries to little lolita is higher if their bodies are not mature enough..."