Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

"Beep!"

"Viewers, the game has begun."

"Dortmund kicks off first..."

on the field,

Lewandowski kicked the ball to Royce, and the Arsenal generals rushed towards the Dortmund players "repaying him in kind".

Royce saw Arsenal's fierce grab and knocked the football back, and the football reached the feet of defender Hummels.

Hummels waited until Xia Qi was about to rush in front of him, then passed the football to the spot he had already targeted.

That's Lewandowski's front point.

As long as Lewandowski succeeds in countering offside, Arsenal will have a drink.

This is their established tactic.

However, all this fell into Wenger's calculations.

Wenger watched all Dortmund's games this season and found that Tuchel wanted to be Klopp's No. 2 too much. His tactics and imitations were too ingenious.

When Dortmund charged, Tuchel required the entire team to attack in order to ensure a numerical advantage on the offensive end.

However, in fact, there are some situations where the entire army cannot attack, such as: when there is a tiger crouching next to Hu Meizi...

on the field,

Hummels saw that Arsenal's third line was out of touch and that the forward line had a lot to offer.

A cruise missile flew towards Lewandowski accurately. The moment the ball was passed, it was also a signal for the whole team to press forward...

However... I predicted your prediction...

Mertesacker sprinted towards Lewandowski as if it was instinctive, while Umtiti rushed towards the ball...

Levan, astonished,

Arsenal's defenders have such a clear division of labor. Is it because they are disciplined or are they prepared? ?

Before he had time to think about it, Lewandowski knew that he could not be entangled by Mertesacker, so he increased his speed and rushed forward. He would rather hit someone and commit a foul than allow Arsenal to counterattack.

Mertesacker knew that the success of the coach's tactics depended on this, and he used all his strength to stay on Lewandowski's forward path. Although he only delayed Lewandowski for a second, it was enough.

On the football field, one second can change the plot.

The ball was tipped by Umtiti to De Bruyne, who was retreating to get the ball. De Bruyne glanced at the field and was moved by the ball.

The football flew towards the green grassland behind Hummels.

Near the arc of the midfield circle of Dortmund's half,

In Hummels's peripheral vision, a red shadow pounced on him like a hungry tiger.

Hummels felt a stream of air blow by, and goosebumps instantly appeared on the skin exposed outside the jersey... This is a human's instinctive reaction to danger.

"It's Xia Qi!"

"This is anti-offside! Xia Qi taught Lewandowski a lesson!"

on the field,

A flash of red lightning,

past Hummels,

Facing the football, jump high, stop the ball on your chest and stop it on the way forward. After landing, rush forward quickly!

Not a second was wasted!

The cheers at the Emirates Stadium overwhelmed the harsh boos!

The October autumn wind is bleak, but it cannot dampen the fiery hearts of Arsenal fans. The cheers are getting louder and louder, and it seems that they will not stop until the stadium collapses...

45 meters…

40 meters…

30 meters…

25 meters,

Seeing Xia Qi sprinting to the best distance for a long-range shot, the Arsenal fans became quiet, and the only boos left in the Emirates Stadium were the Dortmund fans.

on the field,

While Xia Qi was sprinting, he touched the football lightly with his left foot, and the football rolled in front of Xia Qi's right foot.

Immediately afterwards, Xia Qi slowed down and began to accumulate strength in his right leg.

Xia Qi felt AI quickly focus all its strength on his right leg.

next moment,

Stop suddenly,

grip,

Lean your body to the left,

Swing your right leg back as high as you can,

Finally, falling quickly and swinging forward,

In the lightning flash, the inside of the arch of the foot was violently slapped on the football.

"Boom!"

That loud noise fell on the fans' ears like a sound like sparks hitting the earth. Under their sight, the football turned into a white light and rushed towards the Dortmund goal.

Weidenfeller is tragic!

The tragedy of the old man!

In the workplace, there will always be some old people.

The same goes for football!

Arsenal rushed forward at the whistle. Weidenfeller was a little nervous at first, but when he saw Hummels' cruise missile ready to go,

The string in my heart was loosened,

In his mind, Arsenal was about to be educated.

When Hummels fired the missile, Weidenfeller stretched in front of the goal and watched how Arsenal was taught.

result……

...

...

Hummels turned around under the reference of Xia Qi, which was like an aircraft carrier turning around. Not to mention the Dortmund fans were disappointed, even he himself was disappointed.

Looking at Xia Qi's retreating back, he could only place his trust in goalkeeper Weidenfeller.

Weidenfeller saw Xia Qi constantly shortening the distance and fell into a dilemma.

However, Xia Qi gave him no time to hesitate and was within range in the blink of an eye.

At this time, Weidenfeller breathed a sigh of relief and threw himself towards the flying white light.

When he imagined stretching his body like a goshawk spreading its wings in the air, he realized that his body was a little stiff and his body was open like a bat.

Not paying attention when warming up,

The goshawk becomes a bat,

The outstretched hand of the side flutter was far away from the football in the end, and the bat ultimately failed to become a "man" and was unable to turn the tide.

The football rushes into the net and sets up the little tent!

"Goooooooaaaaallllllll! Flash...Xia...Xia...Xia..."

Amid the hysterical roars of the DJ at the scene, all the Arsenal fans in the audience used up their lung capacity to respond: "Chess!"

"The one who scored for us was..."

The DJ pointed the microphone in his hand at the south stand, and the response sounded like a tsunami from all directions: "Xia Qi!"

"9.98 seconds!"

"Our Ice Cream Prince breaks the record for the fastest goal in the Champions League."

On the huge LED screen above the stadium, a red number was displayed: 9.98.

After the fans learned that this number was the time when Xia Qi scored, there was another tsunami in the Emirates Stadium. This time everyone stood up and applauded, including the Dortmund fans.

This is a respectable record!

Dortmund fans felt very uncomfortable, but they still applauded.

Zhan Jun in Penguin Live Room also fell into madness:

"This is football, how can you not love it. You never know the right answer until the whistle blows."

"Dortmund had the ball and Lewandowski was attacking, but the person who scored the fucking goal was Xia Qi! It only took 9.98 seconds for Arsenal to lead Dortmund. This is fucking football! How can you do this with football like this? do not love???"

Zhang Lu was relatively calm. He introduced to the fans: "The record for the fastest goal in the Champions League was on March 2007, 3, when Bayern and Dutch forward Ma Kai scored against Real Madrid at the Allianz Arena in the quarter-finals. middle.