Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

ps: Last night, it was really a tie. Arsenal gained the upper hand and topped the list!

Arteta, come on! Come on Arsenal!

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After the first round of the Premier League, all the Big 6 won their first victory.

Manchester City 4:0 Newcastle United

Swansea 1:4 Manchester United

Villa 2:4 Arsenal

Chelsea 2:0 Hull City

Crystal Palace 0:1 Tottenham

Liverpool 1:0 Stoke.

This order is also the order of big6 in the standings.

Among the new coaches' appearances, Manchester City's Chilean engineer Pellegrini was the most eye-catching, and Mourinho, who entered the palace for the second time, also performed well.

Tottenham's Pochettino and Liverpool's Klopp can only be said to have submitted a qualified answer sheet, which is far from beautiful.

It was impossible to tell the pros and cons of a game for the time being, so the excitement of the first round quickly dissipated, so some media turned their attention to Xia Qi's new contract.

Xia Qi's performance exploded last season. Some of the clauses in the original contract were definitely not suitable for him, such as treatment, image rights, contract period, liquidated damages...

Of course, the media hoped to hear breaking news before the summer window closed. Unfortunately, the Arsenal boss was stingy but not stupid, and Xia Qi's contract was quickly settled.

Xia Qi conditionally extended the term of the contract to August 2016, 8.

But this is conditional. If Wenger leaves office, Xia Qi can choose to pay 80 million in liquidated damages to terminate the contract.

At the same time, his salary is increased by 20%, and he has half of the image rights... Of course, his liquidated damages are as high as 120 million (if Wenger leaves office, it will only cost 80 million).

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At the Kearney training base, the atmosphere was quite tense during training.

Wenger looked angrily and shouted at Xia Qi and others: "You guys are kicking like a pile of shit!"

The cause of this incident:

Wilshere wanted to seize the opportunity of De Bruyne's injury and secure his starting position, so he wanted to cooperate with Cazorla. However, Wenger's tactical system was not as simple as dual-core but had hidden secrets. Time is multi-core.

At certain times, Arteta and Xia Qi will also act as the team's metronome.

But Wilshere cared too much about Cazorla, which caused him to drift outside the system when the core organizer switched to Arteta and Xia Qi...

This creates negative energy minus one.

Originally, if there was a problem, just start solving it, but Xia Qi and Arteta were self-righteous. They thought: Wilshere can't control me, so I'll accommodate him.

This accommodation is all messed up. Not only Wilshere is a negative energy, but everyone in the team is a negative energy.

Wenger is a relatively gentle person and rarely roars loudly. When he gets angry, he is very angry. Everyone is frightened and trembling, including Xia Qi.

After the training, Wenger returned to the office with a gloomy face.

On the training ground, Xia Qi and others stayed.

Xia Qi, Wilshere, Arteta, Cazorla, Balotelli... continue to train offensive movements...

"Ding dong, the host has triggered the telepathic scene mode."

"In this mode, multiple people can share tactics without words, gestures, body movements, eyes... As long as the organizer has a tactical composition in his mind, multiple people can reach a state of understanding."

"The levels of this mode are divided into: two people, three people, four people, five people..."

"Conditions for activation: The intimacy between the host and the telepathic person reaches over 80% and they are on the football field or training ground."

Xia Qi felt happy, this plug-in came just in time.

He looked at Wilshere, who was making a dribbling breakthrough, and there was a virtual screen in his sight that read: Intimacy 50%.

Xia Qi doesn't know whether this data is high or low?

So he turned to look at Balotelli, who had the best relationship with him on weekdays. In his sight, the virtual screen showed an intimacy level of 82%.

It turns out that the relationship between Wilshere and himself is very ordinary. No wonder there has never been a spark.

Looking at Walcott again, the virtual screen actually showed an intimacy level of 85%, which was higher than that idiot Balotelli.

No wonder he was able to catch a pass in the air in the last game.

In the Champions League final, Walcott was sent off with a red card, and Xia Qi sang to comfort him at the corner flagpole.

Walcott had a heart-to-heart at that moment, and their relationship quickly heated up.

Xia Qi looked at others again:

Arteta has 62%, Cazorla has 70%, and Martinez has 65%. Hey, Gnabry, a young player from the youth training who has never cooperated with him, also has 65%.

Xia Qi was confused. Could it be that the degree of intimacy was the degree of favorability?

No, Pat Rice is very kind to me, but his intimacy level is only 35%.

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On the training ground, Balotelli and Walcott have reached the conditions for activation.

"Enable three-person mode."

Pat Rice, who was standing on the sidelines to provide guidance, found that the cooperation between the forward combination was getting better and better, but the forward and midfielder still had old problems...

After a group of training sessions, Xia Qi found that his intimacy with everyone had improved in different ways, but not much, ranging from 0.2 to 0.5.

"How to cultivate this intimacy?"

The system did not answer.

"Xia, what are you talking about?"

"I think we need to increase the intimacy so that we can know what the other side wants to do on the court and make better cooperation."

"Xia, you're right. When I was in the youth training camp, my coach put me and John in the same dormitory."

In the first team, everyone is an adult and has his or her own life. It is impossible to live in the same dormitory, but it is possible to get together more often.

So after everyone finished training, they went to Cazorla's house as guests...

A week of training has passed, and Arsenal's tactical coordination has improved somewhat, but it is still far from smooth.

They ushered in their second game at the weekend, an away game against Fulham. This was also a London derby, but it was not as popular as the North London derby with Tottenham and the Greater London derby with Chelsea.

As Arsenal's training was not ideal, the players were worried on Friday afternoon.

Balotelli, a big fool, sat next to Xia Qi and pouted at Wilshere who was arranging the golf equipment: "I think his organization is not as good as yours. As soon as you take the ball, you will immediately have a set of skills." The strategy came to my mind and we both thought about it together."

Xia Qi gave this idiot a slap on the back of his head. It was numb, and he didn't know how to lower his voice when whispering. He had been training for nothing this week, and Wilshere's intimacy level was back to 50%.

In the weekend's game, Arsenal narrowly defeated their opponent 1:3 in the away game.

In this round of competition, Big6 member Manchester City both lost points.

Manchester City, which performed best in the last round, was defeated by newly promoted Cardiff in stoppage time and lost 3:2 away from home.

Ferguson's Manchester United drew 0:0 at home with their old enemy Mourinho's Chelsea.

The war of words between the two after the game was more exciting than the football game.

剩下的两支Big6，阿斯顿维拉0:1利物浦，热刺1:0斯旺西。