Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Mourinho was the first to attend the post-match press conference.

This proud magical bird lowered its head in a rare move and admitted defeat:

"... I'm sorry, we lost. We lost with an absolute advantage of four goals and a 5:1 lead in the away game, taking away five away goals.

My mind is completely blank now. We would lose 1:6 to others at the Bernabeu. This is unbelievable.

I can't put the blame for the loss on Coentrao. His premature red card was the main reason for our passivity but not the reason for our elimination.

We still had a three-goal advantage when he came off.

I don’t want to blame any one player, they are all heroes.

I don’t want to congratulate Arsène, but I have to admit that he and his team performed ten times better than us at the Bernabeu and they deserved to advance to the final. "

"Mr. Mourinho, do you have any plans to renew your contract after this season?"

"Real Madrid is the number one club in the world, and it will not negotiate a contract extension with an empty-handed coach. We had a bad start in the league this season, so we gambled on the Champions League.

But you have also seen that I lost, and I can’t find any excuse for losing. The renewal of the contract is no longer something I can decide.

I will have a good discussion with the club. Even if I don’t coach Real Madrid next season, I still have to find out the problem of this team being left empty-handed, so as to avoid ending up with no results next season..."

"Can you talk about the performance of Ice Cream Prince Xia Qi tonight?"

"A prince? I wish he was a prince, but tonight he is the King of the Emirates. The Emirates Stadium is bigger than Highbury, so tonight we are actually fighting two Henrys..."

After saying that, Mourinho stood up and left the field.

Looking at his back, the Spanish media felt sad. This magical bird was about to fly away. I don’t know when it will fly back next time...

The game is over, but the aftermath is not.

Every Arsenal fan who left the Bernabeu Stadium was excitedly discussing the game that had just ended. Many people shouted to their friends: The players conquered Madrid, now it is our turn to conquer their women.

Then, go straight to the bar or nightclub. They will not come back until they are drunk tonight.

The Arsenal players are the same, but they go to a more hidden place.

Reporters from major media outlets wrote and splashed ink late at night... "Real Madrid lost a good game and the Gunners returned to the first camp. ” “The younger generations are fierce, the post-90s rise...”, “Arsenal has shown its champion status and no one can stop it. 》

In short, in the next few days, the Internet and the media will praise Arsenal, Wenger, and Xia Qi, especially Wenger.

It was obviously Van Persie who stabbed him in the back, but now it has become that Van Persie was the "poison cake" Wenger actively threw to Ferguson.

Conspiracy theories are always more popular than the truth everywhere.

Brainless person: "The wise Wenger saw that Van Persie was an insulator without a crown, so he dug a hole for his old rival Ferguson..."

It just so happens that there is a market for this kind of brainless plot.

Van Persie's trophy-less attributes in the plot were talked about by fans. Manchester United fans strongly demanded returns on Arsenal's official website and cursed Wenger for being despicable and despicable...

However, the worst thing is not Van Persie who was whipped repeatedly by Arsenal fans and Manchester United fans.

It's Mancini and Manchester City's top brass who have been forgotten.

Where there is a "champion insulator", there is a "champion koi". As soon as Xia Qi made his debut, he helped Manchester City win the first championship in 9320 years. When he first joined Arsenal, he sat in front of two people. If this is not koi, can it still be a strong power? ?

Thinking about it this way, Manchester City and Mancini did not sell players but sold a Premier League championship and 0.5 Champions League championships.

Some good people have calculated that the 2013 Premier League champion does not include the increase in sponsorship fees. The championship bonus alone is 1500 million + 5000 million pounds, while the third place is 1350 million + 3300 million pounds (league ranking + broadcast share), a huge loss of 1850 million pounds. .

The total income of the 2013 Champions League champion was 5500 euros, while the runner-up also earned 5140 million euros. Manchester City's Champions League income is a guaranteed minimum of 930 million euros, with a huge loss of more than million.

Manchester City made 500 million from selling Xia Qi (excluding youth training costs)

In other words, Manchester City suffered a huge loss of more than 60 million euros in one transfer, not counting hidden income, such as increases in sponsorship, advertising and sales of operating products.

If calculated in full, I would have lost at least 100 million euros.

This is definitely the bloodiest transfer record in football.

The boy who gives money - Mancini!

People with too much money are stupid - white hats!

It has become a famous meme on the Internet.

No matter how stormy the outside world is, Xia Qi himself is very calm. He has not changed his work and rest routine because of his overnight explosion, and his training has not slowed down for a moment.

This made Real Madrid, Bayern, Manchester United... who were paying close attention to him secretly amazed and praised...

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Arsenal flew to London at noon the next day.

Wenger announced on the plane that the main players would have three days off and the substitute players would have one day off. This was because Arsenal was already the league champion, and Xia Qi and other main players were suspended for the 36th round of the Premier League.

Arsenal's Prince Wilshere screamed on the spot, but received no sympathy from his friends.

Xia Qi and others warned him that he must win the game, otherwise the family will take care of him.

I don’t know who leaked Arsenal’s flight information.

When they got off the plane, at least 30,000 Arsenal fans came to pick them up, which seriously affected the normal order of the London Airport.

Under the urging of the security personnel and police, Wenger briefly expressed his thanks and said that he could not defeat his opponent at Wembley Stadium because he had traveled a hundred miles and it was all in vain...

That night, Xia Qi and others did not go home directly, but gathered at Villa Balotelli to watch Dortmund's home game against Paris Saint-Germain.

In the game, Dortmund changed from the gentleness of the first round, showed its destructive fangs, and defeated PSG with a score of 5:0, and finally advanced to the final with a total score of 7:1.

"This Lewan is a bit strong!"

"He is a highly productive center. He should be the best center among active players."

"Xia, do you think he is better than me?"

"Of course, Mario, if you continue to play every night, none of the top five centers will have you. This Lewandowski is even better than you were at your peak, let alone you now."

"Xia, you hurt my heart..."

"Mario, we are brothers, so I tell the truth. I hope to create a dynasty with you, so I ask for more."

Balotelli nodded and said nothing more.

Captain Vermaelen came to Balotelli’s rescue and said:

"Xia, there is no need to belittle yourself. We have you as a killer on the front line. We are not weak in the front line, but in the midfield..."

"That Gundogan is better than me." Cazorla was calm and directly admitted his shortcomings.

"But Reus and Gotze are not as good as Kevin and Will."

Wilshere said with a lost expression: "I don't know if I can play yet."