Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

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Post-match press conference,

Wenger sat on the podium with a serious face.

Reporters from various countries in the audience raised their hands like crazy.

Wenger knew what these reporters wanted to ask. News had already arrived: Messi had been diagnosed and would miss three or four weeks of games. This was no less than an earthquake for the football world.

Who is Messi?

That is the Lamborghini Hermès of football, and although Xia Qi has become famous this season, it is only a Porsche Cayenne at best.

There is still a big gap compared with Messi.

Moreover, people are accustomed to sympathize with the "weak", and they will sympathize with those who are miserable.

Wenger saw the crowds of hands in the audience begging to be asked questions, and he could imagine the kind of public condemnation Xia Qi would face.

He had to do something for the "little friends".

Clicked an extremely excited Spanish reporter.

"Hello Mr. Wenger, I am Joe John, a reporter from Marca."

"Hello, Joe!"

"First of all, congratulations to your Arsenal for reaching the semi-finals for the first time in eight years. This is the second best result in Arsenal's history."

"What I want to ask is, Xia Qi's second yellow card. It is reported that Messi will miss three to four weeks of the game because of this. Should this kind of retaliatory shovel be condemned?"

revenge?

condemn?

The thief's bite is three points deep into the bone!

These people don't care about football at all. What they want is sensational news and how to attract people's attention.

Wenger took a deep breath and suppressed the anger in his heart!

"Arsenal Club has always opposed stadium violence and has zero tolerance for stadium violence."

boom!

The audience exploded!

Could it be? Is the professor going to exterminate the family in a righteous way?

The reporters in the audience began to whisper and put their hands on their laptop keyboards.

On stage, Wenger continued:

"The person who put the shovel in retaliation was not Xia Qi but Messi, who you want to bring justice for."

"Yes, you heard it right, the person who should be condemned is Messi, not Xia Qi."

boom!

There was another explosion in the audience,

Is this a mutual exchange of sewage?

Many Western media reporters couldn't help but stand up, with unusually angry expressions on their faces.

Wenger made a calming gesture to them.

"Gentlemen and ladies, don't worry, let's watch the replay together. Only pictures can tell the truth. Let's speak with facts."

Wenger took out a USB flash drive and motioned to Pat Rice to bring up the laptop and projector.

"Gentlemen and ladies, this is the 37th minute of the first half. Xia Qi completed overtaking on the outside lane. Messi shoveled Xia Qi on the side.

From this slow motion, we can see that Messi's left foot was not aimed at the football at the beginning, but at Xia Qi's right ankle. "

"In other words, his purpose was not to defend but to injure."

A reporter in the audience couldn't help shouting: "You are so slanderous!"

Wenger was not angry either. He said to Pat Rice: "Replay the action just now from multiple angles."

Technology is so good now that it makes "crime" nowhere to escape.

The reporter in the audience defended: "Messi never did it intentionally. Everyone knows that defense is not his strong point."

Wenger on the stage didn't argue with him, because you can't wake up someone who is pretending to sleep.

He continued on the podium:

"Then, he kicked Xia Qi's ankle. Instead of hurting Xia Qi, he was injured himself. Please tell me, is Xia Qi responsible for his injury?"

In the audience, the reporters who supported Xia Qi sneered. It was so funny, a typical example of harming others and yourself.

Reporters who supported Messi instantly blushed and lowered their heads.

That Qiao John thought for a while, stood up and retorted: "Mr. Wenger, I'm asking about Xia Qi's shoveling."

"Don't worry, I will play Xia Qi's tackle. Let's smooth things out in chronological order first..."

"Messi's first injury has nothing to do with Xia Qi. Do you agree?"

The audience fell silent.

If you try to shovel others, you will be shocked and hurt yourself, and no one will be affected.

Everyone in the room nodded unanimously, expressing their approval of Wenger's statement.

Wenger signaled Pat Rice to play the second clip.

"This was Messi's shovel in the 58th minute of the second half. This kick went towards Xia Qi's feet."

"Frankly speaking, Messi's tackle was very standard and there was nothing wrong with it."

"Next, please take a look at the next set of pictures."

"Please note that after Xia Qi sent the football, he jumped up to protect himself. This action was for self-protection, and it was not a dangerous action in itself. Do you agree?"

Wenger looked around the audience and asked.

After communicating with each other, the reporters in the audience nodded in approval.

"Due to inertia, Messi's body rushed forward. Then his chest inevitably hit Xia Qi's knee. Who should be responsible for this accident?"

Wenger looked down the stage and the reporters looked at each other in confusion. The two of them collided, blaming no one for being suitable.

When Wenger saw no one answered, he asked himself:

"If you ask me, my answer is Mr. Newton."

Many reporters in the audience laughed out loud.

Indeed, in this accident, neither party had any subjective intention to hurt anyone. The reason why a "car accident scene" occurred was really due to Newton's mechanics.

"Now let's take a look at Xia Qi's tackle, which is what you are most concerned about."

Many reporters in the audience laughed sheepishly, but they immediately sat up straight. The time to fight had arrived.

"From the slow-motion replay, we clearly saw that Xia Qi's right foot was shoveling on the football. There was no direct contact with any part of Messi's body, and Xia Qi also made a movement to retract his foot. .”

"Pat, go back 3 spaces."

"Gentlemen, this is the action. These three frames together are Xia Qi's foot-retracting action. According to the rules of football, when a player first tackles the football and then someone, and has the action of retracting his foot, it is a good goal. "

"In other words, Xia Qi was misjudged and he should not have been sent off with a double yellow."

In the audience, John Qiao shouted unconvinced: "But Messi is injured."

Wenger smiled confidently and said to Qiao John: "You asked this question very well."

"Injury is not the basis for penalties on the football field. If a player falls down without contact, can the home team be sentenced to a violation? Because they are detrimental to the home lawn management?"