Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Barcelona vs Arsenal pre-match press conference

Tito Vilanova: "Camp Nou is a place where miracles are created. Last time we reversed AC Milan here, this time is no exception."

Wenger: "We have sounded the charge. Whether it is the Nou Camp or the Bernabeu, we have no retreat, we can only move forward!"

Camp Nou

Before the game even started, more than 80,000 Barcelona fans started singing: "Messi's Song"!

Although Barcelona's head coach firmly believes that he can reverse Arsenal, it is obvious that the fans believe more in Messi.

They sang "Messi's Song" and spelled out Messi's huge TIFO! Waving a Barcelona scarf…

In this game, Tito Vilanova did not make any adjustments to the lineup of the previous round. The starting lineup tonight is exactly the same as the previous game.

Arsenal is similar, except that Wilshere, who was originally starting, became De Bruyne.

Wenger was worried that Wilshere had resentment in his heart, and specifically explained: "Barcelona will definitely go all out in this game and will be more ruthless. You must be as calm as Xia Qi and have no emotions on the court.

Will, your strength has not recovered yet. You are on the bench. We need to look further ahead. Only with a healthy body can we go further. "

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"Penguin Sports!"

"Penguin Sports!"

“Viewers, welcome to the Penguin Live Room to watch the second leg of the UEFA Champions League quarter-finals of the 2012-2013 season on time.

I am your old friend Zhang Lu,

I am Zhan Jun.

Before the game, news broke that Messi was injured and would not participate in tonight's game.

But the Barcelona starting lineup we currently have is exactly the same as the last game, and Messi is among them.

Arsenal's starting lineup only replaced Wilshere with De Bruyne, and other positions remained unchanged.

In the first round, Xia Qi scored five goals and Messi scored twice. Arsenal temporarily led Barcelona 5:2.

The promotion situation is very favorable to Arsenal, but they cannot be careless.

Because this is Camp Nou after all, and Barcelona has been unbeaten at home in 21 rounds in the Champions League.

最近一次诺坎普输球，还是2009年10月21日，欧冠小组赛巴萨主场1:2负于有豪门克星之称的俄罗斯喀山鲁宾。（21轮主场不败指的是欧冠，不含西甲…）

Moreover, Barcelona has just completed a shocking comeback from a 4-0 bloodbath against AC Milan here, so Barcelona fans are still very optimistic about advancing.

The referee blew the opening whistle and the game began. "

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On the field

"Ding Dong"

"Please host select 'training' or 'competition' mode."

"Contest"

"Please host choose the court position: A forward, B..."

"TO"

"Detecting the current predicament of the host's team, matching the attributes of the host's [Tang Sect Hidden Weapon]

"The way of concealed weapons: conceal your whereabouts so that the enemy cannot find them, catch them unawares, attack them unprepared, and defeat them with one strike..."

After Xia Qi saw the attributes matched by the system, he unconsciously glanced at De Bruyne from the corner of his eyes.

Obviously, the smart AI matched this [Tangmen hidden weapon] because of De Bruyne's unpredictable passing. Thinking of waiting a while and kicking one by one, I can't help but feel sorry for Barcelona!

Tonight, Good Friday at Camp Nou!

"Please host choose 'autonomous mode' or 'one-click hang-up mode'"

"Hang up with one click!"

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After the game started, Barcelona, ​​which was lagging behind by the total score, actively put pressure on Arsenal and pressed Arsenal throughout the game.

This is what Tito Vilanova said after the last game, the second way to deal with Xia Qi in the super god state.

If you can't deal with Xia Qi, then deal with the person who passes the ball to Xia Qi.

As long as Arsenal players get the ball, Barcelona players will immediately come up to press for it, forcing Arsenal to be unable to take the ball well, think calmly, and organize...

This style of play will be common in the future, but now it is only popular among young coaches. The representative team is Dortmund in the Bundesliga.

In short, this is a relatively "trendy" style of play in 2013.

Arsenal thought about many possibilities, but they never thought that Barcelona would give up their pride and "steal skills" from their younger brother!

Unprepared to be pressed by Barcelona, ​​Arsenal were completely defeated, and Barcelona created many opportunities at the beginning.

First, in the first two minutes, Harvey made a through ball more than 30 meters in front of the goal. Messi received the ball in the middle of the penalty area and pushed it to the right corner. Pedro, who followed closely, fell to the ground and shot only three meters away from the goal.

But the close shot was saved by Martinez.

In the ensuing corner kick, Arsenal's goal was in chaos. Pique broke out from the crowd and hit the crossbar with his header.

There was warm applause at the scene, and the live camera showed Shakira watching the game in the South Stand.

Latin American queen Shakira and Pique met at the 2010 World Cup. Shakira is ten years older than Pique. At the same time, Pique is meters tall, while Shakira is only meters tall. They don't care if they are together. There is a big difference in appearance and age.

Therefore, after the love affair was exposed, the media was not optimistic about the two of them, but in the past three years, the two have turned out to be role models among loving celebrity couples.

Many media and fans have changed their views because of this, thinking that the two will go hand in hand like Beckham and the Spice Girls...

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On the court, Martinez took a goal kick. After Arteta got the ball, he was double-teamed by Messi and Iniesta at a high position. The ball was lost. In order to destroy Messi's high counterattack, Arteta had no choice but to commit a tactical foul. .

So Barcelona was given a free kick 25 meters away from the goal.

"The position of this free kick is a bit dangerous. Messi has scored many free kicks in this same position."

After hearing Zhang Lu's explanation, many fans in front of the TV became nervous.

Because of Xia Qi, most Chinese fans support Arsenal, and Arsenal's tragic eight-year history of resistance in the Champions League has also won a lot of sympathy points for itself.

On the court, Messi carefully placed the football, took a deep breath, and took a dozen steps back.

After the whistle blew, Messi took small steps forward and hit the football hard with the outside of his left foot.

Under the spotlight, the football made a beautiful arc towards the goal. Martinez made a brave jump, but did not knock down the football.

Just when the Arsenal players were feeling devastated, there was a loud noise and the football hit the crossbar.

Arsenal escaped disaster!

The missed free kick made Messi more active three minutes later, which was the 12th minute of the game.

Barcelona was attacking, and Messi quickly pulled over to find Xavi for the ball.

Messi's off-the-ball movement was very forward, directly in front of Arsenal's left back Gibbs.

Facing Messi, Gibbs may have felt a little nervous and did not dare to defend closely. Instead, he lowered his center of gravity three meters in front of Messi and prepared for the attack.

However, Murphy's Law is everywhere, the more you are afraid of, the more it will come.