Starting as a clan leader: My rules are a bit wild.

"What's your expression?"

Tianpeng looked at them, his face full of dissatisfaction and displeasure: "You are all as cowardly as mice, isn't it just talk? They don't know it."

"Besides, I'm not talking nonsense. It's probably the case. Ask yourself, don't you think so? You just don't dare to say it..."

He looked at the crowd with increasing disdain.

Everyone was even more embarrassed.

They were angry but dared not speak out. At the same time, they looked at each other and found that the others were very upset and wanted to run away.

but···

There has to be an explanation, right?

What's the reason?

"Well, Tianpeng, you're drunk. Why don't we go back first and drink again later?"

"Drunk ass!"

"I'm not drunk!"

"Come, drink, drink him for three days and three nights!"

Tianpeng waved his hand.

drunk?!

A drunk person never thinks he is drunk.

I will never admit it!

The main point is that I won’t get drunk.

Even if he lay down after drinking, his mouth was still hard.

Seeing this, everyone felt extremely helpless.

You're not drunk yet?!

How dare you say these words? You are really not afraid of death!

But you are not afraid of death, but we are!

If you keep talking like this, it's really going to cost me my life.

It doesn't matter if you are not afraid of death.

It's fine if he dies, and there may even be a vacancy for the position of marshal. But if we are implicated as well, that would be a real disaster.

We clearly didn't say anything, yet we kept trying to persuade this bastard!

No, I can't listen to it anymore.

There are some things that don’t need to be said. Even hearing a few more words is a sin!

They were baring their teeth.

Someone rolled his eyes and said, "Well, I'm going to pee."

"Go on, go on."

After saying that, he ran away in a hurry.

Tianpeng frowned when he saw this: "Bah!"

"A lazy donkey will pee and poop a lot."

"How much did you drink? You need to pee now?"

"Let's continue!"

The others' eyes lit up.

My goodness, he is really drunk!

Everyone is at least at the peak of level thirteen or fourteen, so why would they still need to urinate?

Even if you drink more, won't the immortal power be directly absorbed as immortal power as it wanders around?

After all, what we drink is the wine of immortals, not those filthy things brewed by mortals that need to be excreted!

And you didn't even doubt this, so you must have been drunk, right?

We thought of all kinds of ways, and even prepared to find someone to secretly "send us a message" and "escape from the matter", but it turns out that urinating can solve the problem...

Damn it, you should have said it earlier!

As soon as they thought of this, they all spoke.

Either he peed, or he pooped, or he did something...

It was even used when my wife gave birth.

But he has no children, let alone a wife.

"Made."

"A bunch of bastards, they act like this and that even when they drink, they are cowards!"

Tianpeng curled his lips.

Just when I was about to get drunk alone, I heard someone calling me, and it kept going on.

"Who?!"

"Who the hell is disturbing my fun?"

He rushed out with the nine-toothed rake and took a look...

Good guy!

It turned out to be the commander of the Immortal Palace? !

He shuddered all over and sobered up instantly: "It turned out to be your commander. He was free today and had a few drinks. He came a little late. Is he not waiting for you?"

"···"

The officer frowned when he saw how drunk he was, "Tian Peng, listen to my orders!"

"The Grand Marshal has issued an order that Tianhe has been somewhat unstable recently, and it seems that there are evil spirits causing trouble."

"Order Marshal Tianpeng to guard the city immediately, kill the evil spirits, maintain peace in Tianhe, and restore our peaceful world."

"As long as the evil is not eliminated, Tianpeng will not be able to return."

Tianpeng couldn't help but frown when he heard this.

Made...

My vacation!!!

But he dared not disobey the order of the Grand Marshal and could only obey it and go out.

Soon after leaving, a cold wind blew.

Anger and drunkenness took over again.

"grass!"

"How could there be evil spirits haunting that haunted place called Tianhe?"

"but···"

"It would be nice if I could see a few more moons or see that one again, haha."

I am drunk.

A lot of the time, it's really... straightforward.

Of course, being spontaneous is a nice way of saying it.

A more unpleasant way to put it is going crazy while drunk.

After drinking two cups of rat urine, he no longer knows how high the sky is or how deep the earth is.

Fortunately, Tianpeng still had the most basic common sense at this moment, and knew that military orders could not be disobeyed. He hummed and complained while carrying his nine-toothed rake and setting off.

Speaking of which, Tianpeng was also a miserable man in the past.

My family has been farmers for generations, but in this situation, what future does farming have? If there is any disturbance, the whole family, the whole clan, or even the whole village will be ruined.

Even if there were no monsters causing trouble, it would be difficult to support a family just by farming, and people would starve to death on the road.

Back then, Tianpeng was an honest farmer. Although he was a terrible farmer and was hated by everyone, he was good at collecting manure, which made him suitable for raising pigs.

This nine-toothed rake was used by people to dig out pig manure and pig grass. Therefore, after practicing and becoming an immortal, he also got a nine-toothed rake as his own magic weapon.

It is considered a rare "strange weapon" among the immortals.

At least in this huge immortal palace, only Tianpeng can use this kind of weapon.

but···

It is said that there is a Tianpeng in the fairy palace with the same name.

But he was not a marshal, but a "goddess".

But that person is someone he cannot reach.

He staggered along the way, and although he was complaining due to the alcohol, he was moving quite fast.

Soon, they arrived at the bank of the Milky Way.

The so-called Tianhe...

But it is not a river hanging in the sky.

It is the Milky Way where countless stars gather and shine! It stretches for countless billions of billions of miles...

Within these stars, there are various large formations that are intertwined with each other. There is abundant immortal energy inside, which makes it a good place to raise immortal birds, beasts, insects and fish.

He Tianpeng...

cough.

It’s Marshal Tianhe.

Um···

To put it nicely, he is called Marshal, after all, the vast Milky Way is under his jurisdiction.

But to put it bluntly...

cough.

Just a small official.

But at least it is higher than Bimawen, at least it is a high-ranking official position, and it is a formal official position.

But to be honest, he and Bima Wen have reached the same destination through different paths.

How to say...

After all, they are all in charge of animals.

Fortunately, he doesn't need to feed it, otherwise he would be a real Bimawen.

However, although this official position is not high, it is a position that countless people would beg for but cannot obtain.

After all, he has a title in the Immortal Palace and holds the position of marshal.

Moreover, there is also a "navy" on the Tianhe side, which is under his command.

From this point of view, it is quite good.

······

There was a cold wind, even a strong wind, blowing all the way, and Tianpeng thought a lot.

I also calmed down a lot.

When he went to his own barracks to ask, the answer he got was: "Evil spirits are causing trouble?"

"What evil?"

"Who told the Marshal?"

"No!"

"The Tianhe River was calm, nothing unusual happened, not even a bird or a fish was lost."

Tianpeng: “…”

"I understand, you go down."

After sending his attendants away, Tianpeng remained silent.

"Damn it, is someone trying to make fun of me?"

"I am asked to guard the Tianhe River in the middle of the night, but I have nothing to do. I am disturbing people's peace for no reason."

"You're really asking for a fight."

He is bored.

As soon as the thought came to his mind, he closed the door and gulped down a lot of wine.

Being tipsy, he prepared to go out and get two wild game to satisfy his hunger.

The things raised in the Milky Way are all good things.

Even if it's just a chicken...it's a chicken that people in the Immortal Palace would like. Its origin may not be extraordinary, but its taste is definitely rare in the world.

Of course, generally speaking, even if he is Tianpeng, he is not qualified to give himself special treatment.

Unless someone from above gives the order.

But that's generally the case.

In private...

That’s a different story.

The Immortal Palace is a huge and powerful place. Would the people above it come to register these birds, beasts, insects and fish?

Even if they have an idea, it is only a rough number.

As long as the people below don't go too far and make it impossible to make up for it, it's no big deal.

certainly···

If you are really stubborn, there is nothing I can do.

However, Tianpeng was, after all, a mortal who had practiced cultivation. Children of poor families had to grow up early and understood the ways of the world.

Therefore, he had already become very familiar with the immortal officials in charge of breeding, and they often ate meat together in private. Naturally, everyone was like "good brothers" and turned a blind eye to it.

If asked by your superiors, just say that it was eaten by "their colleagues".

After all, there are a variety of food ingredients raised in Tianhe, such as chickens and insects. It's normal for chickens to eat insects, right?

Not to mention the racial conflicts, even among fish, it is common for big fish to eat small fish.

This reason has been tried and tested~

Just don't steal from those at the top of the food chain.

"···"

Tianpeng greeted people along the way and staggered along, and soon arrived at the depths of the Milky Way.

"What are you doing today?"

He was drunk and swept his eyes around, ready to lock on the target.

However, he did not notice that a wisp of black gas emerged from the depths of the Milky Way, instantly penetrated into his mind, and then disappeared.

Tianpeng didn't notice.

Still looking drunk.

He looked around, but instead of finding any food, he saw a few moon-moons playing on the other side of the Milky Way, near the 'shore'.

The Milky Way is filled with spiritual energy, almost turning into "water", so it is natural to play in it.

As the mist fluttered, the clothes of the moon goddesses were wet by the water vapor and stuck tightly to their snow-white skin.

The perfect figure that is looming is really fascinating.

Tianpeng took one look and could not look away.

Gulu...

He got even more drunk.

At the same time, his eyes gradually turned red.

It’s not that Tianpeng is weak-willed and obsessed with women.

But these moon maidens...

It's so beautiful!