Naruto: Sasuke loves to visit forums

Following this line of thought, Sasuke then came up with the idea of ​​persuading Kakuzu to surrender.

After all, when you think about it, there are very few people in Konohagakure who have economic minds and economic awareness.

Ninjas are actually very simple beings. Apart from fighting, their minds are full of missions and loyalty.

If one must pick the best among the dwarfs, I'm afraid the one with the best economic sense might be his seemingly unreliable master, Jiraiya.

After all, when he first took office as Hokage, he actually came up with a series of "genius" ideas to develop Konoha's economy centered around the entertainment industry.

In this context, Kakuzu, who was able to independently take charge of the financial work of an organization, seemed very valuable in Uchiha Sasuke's eyes.

On this side, after the post was published, discussions among senior netizens also quickly emerged.

Jingshi: "Persuading Kakuzu to surrender? Why?"

Uchiha Sasuke's mom fan: "Ah, please don't.

"Would you like to reconsider this? Kakuzu looks so disgusting!

"Can you please just kill this dirty, smelly man?"

What kind of logic is this?

Uchiha Sasuke was confused, unable to understand the strange train of thought of "being convicted because of appearance".

Justin: "If it's for combat power, why don't you take back Gaara, the No. 1 bootlicker of Hokage?"

Chen Guancun Male God: "Hmm? Isn't Karin the number one bootlicker in Naruto?"

Xia Xiaonian: "Hmm? Isn't Sakura the number one bootlicker in Naruto?"

Zhang Wangtie: "Hmm? The number one bootlicker is not Naruto?"

Jingshi: "It's so funny. The competition for this title is so damn fierce."

When Uchiha Sasuke saw that two people from the former Team 7 were directly on the list, he suddenly felt very ashamed.

I don't know who these two people were licking.

At this time, a system prompt popped up.

[You have received a new proposal: Recruit Gaara to surrender. Accept and complete this proposal to obtain an E-level scroll.]

In an instant, the scene of Gaara and Deidara escaping on a giant white clay bird in the yellow sand of the Sand Village flashed through Uchiha Sasuke's mind.

Regarding this suggestion, Uchiha Sasuke just snorted coldly, smiled and didn't want to talk.

Jingshi: "Let's put the dog-licking contest aside for now. Anyway, I still don't understand why all the recruiting characters came back?

"Could it be that he values ​​his medical skills? Send him to help Tsunade?"

Seeing the confusion of the netizen senior, Uchiha Sasuke quickly came to his senses and replied seriously:

"It's because of his financial talent."

As soon as this was said, it quickly aroused heated discussion among netizens.

Jingshi: “Ah, I see.”

Jue Miao: "Look, what is called Hokage thinking! You guys, all you do is fight and kill all day long. Ce Na! No peace in the countryside!"

Sanyi: "I feel like this is beyond the thinking of the Hokage. In fact, when it comes down to it, the Hokage only knows how to fight and kill."

Alan: "Yes, in the end, it's all about centralization and stability, and no one really wants to move forward."

Uchiha Sasuke's mom fans: "I don't know how powerful it is."

momo: "Come to think of it, isn't it all for money? At least, that's how it seems to ordinary people.

"The Sunagakure was forced to rebel because of a few dollars of military funds."

Strawberry-flavored guy: "Hey! Don't underestimate this as a word game. The simulation is pretty good! Love it."

Uchiha Sasuke's mom fan: "Okay! I just thought about it.

“Although, the image of Kakuzu standing next to Sasuke is quite off-putting. But after all, a man who focuses on his career is the most handsome!!

"Sasuke darling! We will always support you!! Anyway, just don't form a couple with Kakuzu."

Alan: "Oh my god! What are you thinking, sister? Are you and Kakuzu a couple?"

Caocheng Xiao Li: "Hahahaha, it hurts my eyes just thinking about it."

Uchiha Sasuke's mom fans: "Don't just laugh here, give me some advice! I want to think about how to make Kakuzu surrender.

"Well, just say that if he doesn't surrender, I'll kill him!"

[You have received a new proposal: Use force to force the corners to surrender. Accept and complete this proposal to obtain a D-level scroll.]

Didn’t I say it in the title? I don’t want to do this.

After seeing the system suggestion pop up, Uchiha Sasuke thought about it again and again, and still felt very bad.

If he did not surrender sincerely, the hidden dangers he would bring to his subordinates would be too great.

It would be better to just kill him and save yourself the trouble.

Higanbana Blooms: "We are all ninjas. I don't think your threat of force is reliable. Kakuzu looks pretty tough."

Thinking Cat: "No~No~No~You just don't have a deep understanding of the original work. To put it bluntly, you are a Cloud Hokage."

The flower blooms on the other shore: "Oh, Brother Dong is here, so why don't you tell me something? I want to see what you can say."

Thinking Cat: "For others, the threat of force may not work. But for Jiaodu, it's like using a machete to chop off the back of a gourd - just the right way!

"Kakuzu is the one who fears death the most among all the Hokage."

The flower blossoms on the other shore: "Where's the evidence?"

Thinking Cat: "If you pay attention, you will find it. From the first time he appeared, when facing every opponent, Kakuzu's catchphrase is, 'Be careful, don't be careless, otherwise you will die.' He said it every time."

Uchiha Sasuke recalled that Kakuzu seemed to have said something like this when they entered the Fire Temple.

In my heart, I couldn't help but feel sincere admiration and awe for the in-depth details of intelligence control by the netizen predecessors.

Higanbana: "What does this mean? Maybe he's just joking."

Thinking Cat: "But in the official setting, under the personality column, there is a clear word 'serious'.

"Just look at the last battle with Naruto, Kakuzu was obviously terrified.

"At first, he expressed great fear in his inner thoughts. Then, after he found out that the Wind Style Rasenshuriken could only be used close to the enemy, he immediately switched to long-range mode. After that, he even jumped up to hide. The whole process was like he had lost his mind."

The flower blooms on the other shore: "Isn't this obviously a plot kill?"

Thinking Cat: “I don’t think so, it’s just that you guys have over-imagined Kakuzu and ignored his personality traits.

"How can a guy with five hearts who has lived for nearly a hundred years not be afraid of death? I tell you, people become more afraid of death as they live longer.

"Those who don't know fear are young and fearless warriors who are eager to die. BTW, Miyamoto Musashi said so."

Therefore, in the world where the netizens’ predecessors live, it was Naruto who finally killed Kakuzu.

Seeing the predecessors' accurate description of the "Wind Style Rasenshuriken", Uchiha Sasuke couldn't help but feel deeply moved.

I don’t know how Naruto is doing with his mission, and whether he has returned to the village now.

The Chunin Exam is approaching, and this time, he will surely be able to successfully fulfill his wish.

On the other hand, the discussion among senior netizens is still going on.

Bear Technology: "I still don't think it's good. Kakuzu is too evil.

"Letting this guy join the protagonist group, the editor obviously has a distorted outlook!"

Qingying: "It's not bad. He's an S-rank rebel ninja who has no money and is just working to make up for the travel expenses. How evil can he be?"

Gong Liang Jiwen: "Even the rebellious ninjas were so reasonable.

"Takigakure sent Kakuzu to assassinate Senju Hashirama. Kakuzu went, but after a few moves of Taijutsu, he found that he could not defeat Hashirama, and barely escaped from his hands. After returning, he was sentenced to death for the crime of 'not killing Hashirama'.

"Fuck, I would run away if it were me!"

Si Xi Wan Zi: "But, there was only one fool who didn't know how to run, Konoha White Fang. Then, he was drowned by spit."

It turns out there is such a story regarding Kakuzu's defection.

Uchiha Sasuke nodded and continued to look back.

ian: “From a creative perspective, AB’s portrayal of these two people is still too rough.

"Compared to the other Akatsuki characters, who are all about art, childhood loneliness, and the bonds of family, Hidan and Kakuzu are pure evil.

"Each of their skills looks more evil and disgusting than the last. Their positioning couldn't be clearer. They are there to serve as stepping stones for the protagonist."

Luo Ye Yi An: "Speaking of this, I suddenly realized that Kakuzu does not have any blood debt of Konoha on his hands now. This is the most important thing."

Blood debt?

Uchiha Sasuke's heart moved.

So, Kakuzu once killed someone in Konoha?

Si Xi Wan Zi: "I feel that with this Sasuke's personality, he wouldn't care even if there is a blood debt with Konoha, and Asuma is not familiar with him."

Uh, yes, that guy.

Uchiha Sasuke suddenly realized.

In his heart, he had a rough idea of ​​Kakuzu's strength.

Ian: "You can't say that. After all, he is going to be the Hokage in the future. If there is a blood debt, the feasibility of recruiting Kakuzu to surrender will be reduced by at least half.

"But judging from the overall situation of the post by the original poster, it is still possible at this stage."

At this moment, seeing that most of the senior netizens supported or at least did not oppose his decision, Uchiha Sasuke couldn't help but feel a little proud of being recognized.

After all, in terms of knowledge and cognition, Sasuke thinks that the level of netizens' predecessors is still very high.

Mr. Xiaoxiao: "Here we go! I caught up with the live broadcast again! The interval between posts is pretty fast this time!

"Tell me, tell me! How was the battle going? If we're trying to persuade Kakuzu to surrender, then what about Hidan?"

On this side, the senior who advocated not giving Sasuke any information in the previous post showed up again, asking about the follow-up of the previous incident.

Seeing the senior netizen's inquiry, Uchiha Sasuke immediately posted a reply:

"As for Hidan, he's, uh, almost under control."

After a pause, Sasuke briefly recounted the process of the fight to the netizens and seniors.

Mr. Xiaoxiao: "Torn apart? Brutal."

Xia Xiaonian: "Comrade Shang Yang is very angry about this approach."

Mr. Xiaoxiao: "Ah, it's really boring! Sage body, or intelligence Sasuke, what the hell!"

Uchiha Sasuke's mom fans: "My idol is just so strong! Just hold it in if you don't agree!"

Wandering Seagull: "Wow, from what you said, this Di Lu is quite capable. It's a pity that he was targeted so harshly."

Caocheng Xiao Li: "Speaking of Shang Yang, I have a joke here.

"Tell me, if people turn into stars after death, then what will Shang Yang become?"

Mr. Smiley: "Five, five-pointed star?"

Caocheng Xiao Li: “Yes, hahahaha.”

Wandering Seagull: “You can’t do this, watch me.

"The Terracotta Warriors and Horses of the Qin Shi Huang Mausoleum are free for visitors under 1.40m tall. Then, Shang Yang and his companions happily walked in."

Alan: ".As I recall, this isn't a hell joke, right?"

Mr. Xiaoxiao: "Speaking of this, I also remember that Cao Cao wrote 'a piece of pastry' on Shang Yang's coffin, and Yang Xiu shared it and ate it."

Kankan: "I have it too. Specific problems are analyzed specifically, mathematical problems are analyzed mathematically, and Shang Yang's problems are analyzed by five horses. (Note: IP location: Guangdong)"

It’s better not to mention the name: “Hahahahahahahaha, I’m really impressed, you guys are fucking awesome.”

Seeing his netizen predecessors having fun again, Uchiha Sasuke felt quite helpless.

To be honest, he didn't understand any of these jokes.

I saw Uchiha Sasuke reply again, carefully reminding:

"Seniors, do you have any other suggestions on how to persuade Kakuzu to surrender?"

After seeing Sasuke’s post, netizens gradually calmed down and returned to the main topic.

Ye Bofeng: "What's your suggestion? To paraphrase the Godfather, make him a price he can't refuse!"

Well?

Makes sense.

But, specifically?

Caocheng Xiao Li: "Everyone loves money, so why don't you pay him a high salary? Pay him a high salary! Arrange for the five social insurances and one housing fund. I want the five social insurances and one housing fund now (immediately unhappy)."

[You have received a new proposal: lure Kakuzu into surrendering with money. Accept and complete this proposal to obtain a D-level scroll.]

"I tried it, it didn't work."

Uchiha Sasuke replied.

Previously, netizens had mentioned that this person was obsessed with money, so Sasuke would naturally not miss this key information.

He immediately showed all the money in his hand.

In addition, the other party was promised the financial power of the entire Konoha.

However, Kakuzu still seemed to have other concerns in his mind.

HR Ms. Pu: "I am familiar with this matter. You can talk to him about his dream! ~

"Ask him what his dream is, and then help him realize it!

“PS: Just make a gesture. The blueprint must be drawn up! Our plan is to reach Series C in one year, go public in two years, and successfully cash out in three years, so that you can achieve financial freedom in one go!”

dream?

Uchiha Sasuke was stunned.

I thought to myself.

I drew a pie of the entire ninja world for him, but he remained unmoved.

Theoretically, Sasuke knew that Miss Pu's thinking should be correct in direction.

But when it comes to the specific execution, Sasuke feels that this kind of thing still requires a very high level of eloquence.

In the past two years, I have followed the senior netizens and majored in the study of swearing.

It’s really shameful to say that.