Naruto: Sasuke loves to visit forums
Chapter 286 Crazy
Although it was a day later, this senior netizen's reply was still very fast.
Wei Ai Xie Dian: "Ah? All right. Won't you tell us about the battle process?
"Also, what's going on with the fourth scroll?"
Uchiha Sasuke didn't want to talk much and just simply recounted the battle process.
As for the fourth scroll, he still hasn't figured it out clearly.
So he had to repeat to his fellow netizens exactly what he saw at that time - a small piece of wood and a light show.
As expected, it soon attracted a lot of discussion.
I only love Scorpion Palace: "Stop talking nonsense, Scorpion Palace is so gentle, how could he attack civilians? Killing him is no problem, why do you have to discredit me?
"Can you edit a post? It's fucking rubbish!"
Seeing the reply from this senior, Uchiha Sasuke couldn't help but be a little stunned.
First, he did not make it up, he was just repeating it.
Secondly, this "killing is no problem", which is similar to the logic of "starving to death is a small matter, but losing one's chastity is a big matter", really made Sasuke feel unbelievable.
If I had known this earlier, I wouldn’t have said this.
Jing Shi: "Gentle? Then how did the reputation of 'one man destroying a country' come from?
"Just because Shonenmanman doesn't show you these war scenes doesn't mean they don't exist, understand? Be more mature."
I only love Scorpion-dono: "You are the only one who understands, you understand it too well!! Even if what you said is true, the ninja world is unfair to me, Scorpion-dono!
"That child is not happy. Because there is a flash of decadence in his bright eyes. That child is not happy. Because there is sorrow hidden in his beautiful smile. That child's heart is incomplete. Because the child I love is no longer a child."
Tianlong Shipa: "My goodness~ Children, next, I want to tell you a story about how powerful God can't hide his tears~ (dog head.jpg)"
Only Love Scorpion Palace: "You said you *s***"
What kind of environment is this?
Uchiha Sasuke raised his head and felt a little breathless.
Just when Sasuke was about to shut down the system, he saw the familiar combat ID come online again.
Uchiha Sasuke's mom fan: "@唯爱蝎殿, please watch your words! I didn't invite you to this forum to throw garbage here.
"We are sisters. If you don't like it, just get out of here. Don't force me to tear you apart."
Only Love Scorpion Palace: "Hey hey, things are messed up and there are still ** coming out ****, I ****, today I will tell you clearly, ******"
Uchiha Sasuke's mom fans: "Some people *****, I ***** smash ***, it's ridiculous!"
Only Love Scorpion Palace: "****!!!***!!!"
Smoky.
Uchiha Sasuke shook his head secretly.
He has no problem with foul language, nor does he dislike conflict.
In fact, he still finds it quite funny when netizens and seniors sometimes complain about and attack each other.
However, one can only feel nauseous about this cultural atmosphere that is neither humorous nor decent.
Although this group of senior netizens are all knowledgeable about astronomy and geography.
But in the middle, they certainly don’t know shame or integrity.
At least, that's what some senior netizens think.
Sasuke narrowed his eyes, forcing himself to skip the highly maudlin conversation between the two and continued browsing.
Higurashi: "Damn, I thought that Hashira was climbing up the ranks too fast in Konoha. Now it seems like he fought a national defense battle all by himself. It's a shame to have a teacher in charge of the class!
"If you don't make a Fengying Dangdang, I really don't approve of it."
Uchiha Sasuke's mouth corners slightly raised.
Originally, he didn't want to laugh.
After all, oh my, this angle and this level of exaggeration are a bit too much.
Ahem, more please.
Uchiha Sasuke restrained himself and pressed the corners of his mouth and continued to browse.
Wind Chaser: "Light and illusion? What does that mean? Hospice??"
This should be the fourth scroll discussing the Scorpion of the Red Sand.
Pingchuan: "Very suspicious. I mean, that little piece of wood is very suspicious.
"I think it's better to find out. I suggest Sasuke take some time to go to Sunagakure again and find out."
Uchiha Sasuke's heart moved. This netizen probably had similar thoughts to his own. However, because of such a matter, he was a little hesitant about whether to go to Sand Village.
At the same time, a new system reminder quickly popped up.
[You have received a new suggestion: Go to the Sand Village, find Granny Chiyo, investigate the secret of the small wooden pendant, accept and complete the suggestion, and you will get an F-level scroll]
Class F?
Uchiha Sasuke couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.
There was a time when, in order to make full use of the system, he also posted a message asking netizens what to eat for lunch.
The reward level given by the system at that time was F.
In the end, what you often get are useless things like "broken kunai".
So, from the system's point of view, this suggestion actually makes no sense?
Uchiha Sasuke curled his lips and no longer took the matter seriously.
I saw him continuing to flip through the posts, wanting to see how netizens were discussing the issue in the main post.
After flipping through a few pages, I saw my old acquaintance Muddy Waters Konjac leave a message.
Judging from the timestamp, this message was still posted at midnight yesterday.
Muddy Water Konjac: "Important discovery! I think the time of Sasuke in the post is one-to-one with the time in our real life! Moreover, the speed of time is exactly the same!
"I was just saying, sometimes you only post once every half a month, are you really that into this?!"
if not?
Uchiha Sasuke was just looking at it in confusion.
Although we can't see each other, can there be any difference in time?
Continuing to browse, Sasuke finally found the relevant answers to the questions in this post.
Alan: "It's so cute at first glance, what else is there to choose from?
"Don't you know what Wood Release is? We usually only use two words to describe this kind of person - Emperor! Superstar!!
"Hurry up, it's time to buy at the bottom again!"
Seeing these familiar words, Uchiha Sasuke couldn't help but sigh.
Last time, the woman that netizens and seniors asked them to "buy at the bottom" was named Terumi Mei.
Later, she did become the Fifth Mizukage.
But what can she do? Now her country is ruined and her family is ruined. I am afraid that even the issue price has fallen below it!
Besides, how can “superstar” be just two words?
It's clearly four words!
Xiaoshu just wants to make money: "You are right, Wood Release is a very special existence in the ninja world. It has a very important political significance in Konoha.
"Since Meng Huang has this bloodline limit, whether it is his family background or strength bonus, he has great potential to be tapped. Don't miss it."
[You have received a new proposal: Choose Kazesai Moeko to join the new Team 7. If you accept and complete this proposal, you will receive a D-level scroll.]
Uchiha Sasuke's heart moved.
There is no doubt that the senior netizens have once again activated their ability to predict the future.
It turns out that Moeka also has a Kekkei Genkai, and the Wood Release that only the first Hokage has. This news is indeed surprising.
As for his family background, Uchiha Sasuke returned to his room and picked up the resume to check it again.
On Moegi's page, it only said "Child of Konoha's high-ranking officials, administrative position."
Although it is not bad, it does not seem as mysterious as the netizens said.
Could it be that there is some hidden story behind this?
Uchiha Sasuke took note of this, returned to the forum once again, and continued to look back.
Hateful Beast: "Those two above are just like that. Have you seen Boruto? You call that thing Wood Release?
"What? Ten years later, Sasuke is leading Moegi to do greening in Konoha?
"It's weak, okay?"
Alan: "In Boruto, he just awakened. You have to give people a learning process! Besides, is he really weak? He is a real Konoha jonin!
"You know, among the twelve young masters of Sasuke's generation, many of them failed to become jonin in the end!"
What is Boruto: Naruto Next Generations?
I'll ask Master Toad about this later. It sounds like something from their literary circle.
As for this one, he didn't become a jonin in the end.
Uh, no, you're talking about Naruto.
Seeing this, Uchiha Sasuke couldn't help but look up out the window, feeling somewhat worried about his junior fellow apprentice.
At this moment, Naruto had left home very early as usual and went to practice in the forest behind the mountain.
Sasuke continued to look back, trying to see if there were any different opinions.
Soon, another answer caught his attention.
Shui Mo Qing Han: "No need, I can't wait that long. Isn't there a ready-made bloodline limit here?
"The war orphan of Kirigakure, Shimizu Kazugaku, sounds pretty cool. I suggest you choose this one."
This suggestion is more in line with Sasuke's original idea.
His idea was very simple. Since he was choosing subordinates, the stronger they were, the better.
Things like bloodline limit are a qualitative difference for ninjas.
However, the word "suspected" in the resume made him feel suspicious. He had nothing to do in the afternoon, so he had to go to the Ninja School.
Sasuke thought as he continued to browse backwards.
Hateful Beast: "He didn't even say what the specific bloodline limit is, and you're starting to make suggestions."
Shui Mo Qing Han: "You know nothing. In the ninja world, the more miserable one's life experience, the more powerful one is. For details, please see Erzhuzi and Taizi Ming~"
[You have received a new proposal: Choose Shimizu Kazugaku to join the new Team 7. If you accept and complete this proposal, you will receive a C-level scroll.]
Sasuke continued to look back, only to find that each child actually had a corresponding choice recommended by netizens.
For example, Inuzuka Akita.
Strong and straight man: "Am I the only real man? Why are you still entangled in such a question?
"It has to be Inuzuka Akita! Do you understand the value of big breasts?!
"He can touch it, but I can't?!"
Uchiha Sasuke's face was full of question marks. Who the hell asked you this!
No, when did I touch it?!
[You have received a new proposal: Choose Inuzuka Akita to join the new Team 7. Accept and complete this proposal to receive an E-level scroll.]
Or, Aburame Ryuji.
Super Saiyan Sasuke: "I just checked, and only this Mushi family's Aburame Ryuji has some connection with the Root organization.
"When are you going to kill Danzo? It's really annoying.
"Choose him. Choose him, follow the clues and get to the root as soon as possible."
As soon as he heard the old dog's name, Uchiha Sasuke couldn't help but frown.
From the perspective of strength, he might be able to go directly and confront Danzo Shimura now.
However, on the one hand, foreign wars are frequent, and the intensity of internal strife in the village needs to be controlled.
On the other hand, ever since I came back, that old guy Danzo has been very well behaved.
He almost never showed up, and never interfered or had any influence on me. For a while, I even forgot about him.
"These are two different things. Whether I choose Ryuji or not, I will be praised by Danzo sooner or later."
Uchiha Sasuke had a gloomy face and replied solemnly to this answer.
[You have received a new proposal: Choose Aburame Ryuji to join the new Team 7. Accept and complete this proposal to receive a D-level scroll.]
However, the most noteworthy discussion is about Jin Dafeng.
How should I put it? It seems to be, ahem, a little special than I thought.
No landing, no name change:
"Are you blind, I want to ask? Are you all fucking blind?
"I'm ranked first in the class, but no one is paying attention to me? Is it because I'm a commoner?
“Just a month ago, I ranked first in the written test, but was rejected in the interview.
"I'm convinced! What kind of interview is this! Can't we just spread out the papers and start the exam? ! ! Can we? (Going crazy.jpg)"
Strong and straight man: "Brother, calm down, I'm scared."
Don’t change your name until you get ashore: “One by one, you buy suits and learn etiquette, read bloodline limits and then check family backgrounds, and even when you scroll through posts, you run into freaks with your heads and butts completely misaligned. Are you going to let people live?! Are you going to let people live?!!”
“Didn’t your university teachers teach you to be fair? Didn’t your elementary school teachers teach you not to have double standards?
"Those who chose others instead of Jin Dafeng, can you please look down at your own status? Don't you have any idea in your heart?! You have only worn pants for a few years, and you are pretending to pick them?
"I just don't understand! A dog lover intercepted a truck carrying dogs in the middle of the night. The driver's wife couldn't stand the insults and threatened to commit suicide. He asked me what to do?
"What can I do? Shoot them all!
"All! Shoot! You! All!! I'll hack you snobs to death along the internet sooner or later! All! Chop! You! All! To! Death!!"
Shui Mo Qing Han: "Well, it's just a post, everyone is just entertaining, brother, maybe you have been under too much pressure in life recently?"
No landing, no name change: "Shut up!! I am a commoner!! I speak for the commoners!!
"Golden Wind! Golden Wind! Golden Wind!!"
Shui Mo Qing Han: "Okay, okay, I will also vote for Jin Da Feng. But I have to say that you didn't pass the exam, which should be a blessing for the people."
Strong and straight man: "Okay, then let's go with Jin Dafeng. We only respect the one who got first place in the exam."
Alan: “Putting aside the insanity, from the candidate’s perspective, looking at the results at this time is indeed the fairest move.”
Uchiha Sasuke's mommy fan: "Baby, I support whoever you choose. Except for those big breasts. That thing really hurts your brain. Believe me, all five of my ex-boyfriends were that useless."
Huo Huo 427: “Ah?”
Caocheng Xiao Li: "Then I also suggest choosing Jin Dafeng. It's no big deal, it's just for fun anyway."
“+1 upstairs”
“+1 upstairs”
"+1 to the above. Also, the phone number for rabies vaccine is 012-47478"
Along with another popular building construction celebration, Uchiha Sasuke once again received a related system reminder.
[You have received a new suggestion: Choose Jin Dafeng to join the new Class 7. Accept and complete this suggestion to receive an E-level scroll]
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