The villain just wants to go offline

Chapter 31 "Who knows, this is the first time I was knocked unconscious by a gold coin!"

The scene was extremely quiet due to the sudden sound of "robbery".

After a while.

"Big Pot, we are here to rob, but they don't pay attention to us. This means they don't take you seriously, Big Pot!"

A group of more than a dozen thieves were left alone for a long time, posing for a long time. Finally, a young man came up to the leader of the thieves who was holding a knife and said angrily in a strange accent.

"Humph!"

The leader of the thieves felt that he had been slapped in the face, his face turned red and his neck was thick with anger, he was panting like an ox, and he felt humiliated.

Who knows why a thief still cares about shame or not?

"Fight...fight, fight, and rob!"

A slightly stuttering voice sounded again, and the leader of the thieves even waved his sword, making a trick, and hit it on his shoulder. He hit it so hard that his shoulder hurt, and he grimaced. He used the pain to yell: "If you don't get out of the car, stop." Blame us for moving...moving, moving, moving!"

"Do it! Do it!"

This was followed by a thieves' echo.

"How much!"

Before the two plainclothes knights could get out of the car, Miles's voice came out first.

Miles, whose face was slapped loudly, realized that he couldn't stay in the carriage any longer, and planned to deal with the thieves himself.

Seeing a rich young man getting off the carriage, the thieves stopped shouting.

"What did he say just now?"

The leader of the thieves, who seemed to have heard the sound of money just now, asked the boy next to him.

The younger brother scratched his head and said uncertainly: "That guy seems to be asking us how much money we have?"

"Are all those who have been robbed so conscious now?"

Do what you do and love what you do. The leader of the thieves who didn't hear clearly smashed his machete on the ground, splashing debris and dust. He stared at the skinny golden-haired kid in front of him fiercely. He was full of gangsterism and said word by word: "We brothers occupy If there is a road blocker, don’t ask for anything else, just ask for money. Pay the money and pass safely. Don’t pay the money and pass with your head intact!”

"Are you finished?"

Miles was a little impatient. Miles, who was not very good-tempered, was slapped in the face by these little Karami. He felt unhappy and repeated: "How much!?"

Blinking, the thief leader heard clearly this time.

He was so direct that he didn't know how to continue. He scratched his head and stretched out two fingers symbolically. After thinking about it, he quickly changed it to five fingers, which looked a bit silly.

"five……"

Don’t wait for the thief leader to make an offer.

"Give……"

With a flick of his hand, Miles smashed the heavy bag of money into the face of the thief leader: "...is it enough?"

"Pfft... bullying is too... eh...?"

Hitting the bullseye, the thief was hit hard in the face by the money bag and almost missed it when he grabbed the falling money bag.

One word "Shen".

Two words: "So heavy!"

"Even this bag of copper coins is too much!"

The noise of rattling in the money bag made the thieves couldn't help but prick up their ears. They gathered around, looked at the leader of the thieves excitedly, and opened the money bag tremblingly.

Snapped!

In an instant, a layer of golden light almost blinded the thieves' eyes.

Where are the copper coins?

It wasn't even a silver coin, but a heavy bag of gold coins.

"hiss!"

The sound of gasps sounded in unison: "Gold, gold, gold coins, gold coins, a bag full of gold coins!"

"This, this, this..."

The leader of the thieves weighed the gold coins in his hand with trembling hands. It felt like there were no less than a hundred gold coins in his hand. He swallowed dryly and his stuttering became even worse.

The other person's stuttering looked like he was dissatisfied with the toll.

Miles said nothing.

Snapped!

Another bag of gold coins hit the thief leader's slightly swollen side face heavily. This time it became symmetrical, and both cheeks were swollen.

However, the thief leader completely forgot about the pain. He couldn't hold it with one hand and had to hold it with two hands.

He was stunned by the weight of the gold coins lying in his arms.

"Too, ma'am..."

As soon as the stuttering voice sounded, Miles moved his hands as expected.

Snapped!

The thieves leader was hit again in the face.

Bag after bag of gold coins were thrown in the face of the thief leader by Miles without taking it seriously.

Young Master Mai lacks everything, but with Helena as the richest man in the empire, he has no shortage of gold coins.

When he went out, he never took any monetary units below gold coins with him.

Snapped!

clap clap!

clap clap clap!

From then on, every time the thief leader stuttered, he would be slapped in the face with gold coins, but he enjoyed it like a masochist.

if it is possible……

...He wants to be smashed to death with gold coins!

By the end of the day, the thief leader was covered in bruises, his nose was bruised, his face was swollen, and his nose was bleeding, but he still smiled stupidly and held the money bags in his arms that were almost as high as his head.

It was like the straw that broke the camel's back.

It is not difficult to imagine that with another bag of gold coins, the thief leader's already trembling legs would be crushed by the mountain of gold coins.

I learned well this time.

The leader of the thieves no longer spoke in his stuttering accent, and the troubles of happiness were nothing more than this.

He could only say, "That's enough, it's really enough, I've given you too much!"

"That's enough, that's enough!"

The thief boy who spoke poorly finally came to his senses and said hurriedly without taking his eyes away from the hill of gold coins in his cauldron.

No matter how stupid these thieves are, they don't realize anything.

You know what it means to give up when things are good.

They originally saw Miles and his entourage holding two carriages with only two escorts. Adhering to the principle of picking the weakest persimmons, they blocked the road to collect some tolls.

It's just that this group of thieves who cobbled together a lot of things didn't expect to get a lot of money the first time they opened.

The four words "insatiable" have made Miles's heroic performance disappear without a trace, and he can't even think about killing people and taking away all the gold coins.

This person...

...It was really a waste of money, and everyone felt refreshed and embarrassed at all for embarrassing others.

"So, can we get there?"

Miles motioned to the two carriages, apparently not wanting to waste any more time here.

"Broader, wider!"

The thieves couldn't help but stand in unison, making way for the carriage.

"This, the young master is really willing to give up!"

The two plainclothes knights following Miles looked at each other, their mouth corners twitching wildly, and they stopped looking when Miles took money to hit the thief leader.

Have to admit.

They also want to be the one who gets smashed in the face with gold coins. It’s okay to hit them harder. Just use the gold coins to ravage them.

It's a pity that I can only watch the thieves carry away the gold coins that they will never earn in their lifetime, and I want to rush in to kill people and steal goods, pretending to be thieves and robbing each other.

It is worth mentioning that the gang of thieves did not dare to stay long after they got out of the way. They were afraid that Miles and others would regret asking for the gold coins back, so they left in a hurry. From the beginning to the end, the hill made of gold coins was held in the arms of the thieves leader. , without giving out half a bag.

The two plainclothes knights were jealous but did not say anything.

Not to mention the two plainclothes knights, Elsa watched the whole process how Miles used money to throw money at people. Elsa's face was red and her eyes were wide open, as if the money thrown out belonged to her, and she was holding on to her big conscience. , heartbroken and unable to breathe: "So much money, so much money, money I have never seen in my life!"

"Whoo~"

After all, he was a knight with a strong psychological quality. He calmed down and asked Miles after calming down: "Master, let's set off. After leaving the expedition pass, even if we don't take the main road, it won't take long to reach the border of Korese via a detour. .”

"Don't worry, the show hasn't started yet!"

Miles got on the carriage and stared quietly through the window in the direction where the gang of thieves left. He tapped his chin with the finger on his chin, and said with an increasingly gloomy smile: "Haha, my Bond family's money is quite good." It’s not that easy to get, these rewards should be regarded as the cost of the next performance!”

The first round of recommendations will be on Monday, December 12th, double updates will begin! I hope you will support me a lot. I don’t want to just travel in one round. Thank you all!

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