Naruto: Start by eating the golden fruit.

【Title Page Story:

Inside the Mizukage's office in the Hidden Mist Village:

Mei Terumi held her head in her hands as she listened to the people below reporting on their work, but in fact, what she was thinking about had nothing to do with the village's affairs at all.

Mei Terumi: Should I register a marriage advertisement? But wouldn't that be too embarrassing? No, no, no, it would be embarrassing if I couldn't get married. I have to find a way to get married first...】

……

Yuya's suggestion gave middle-aged Sasuke some new ideas.

Watching the middle-aged Sasuke lost in thought, Yuya continued to explain weapons to Kakashi.

Anyway, you are the sixth generation, so you can make the decision, right?

Come and have a look. In addition to cannons, I also have airplanes, missiles, portable armored vehicles with launchers, heavy tanks, and underwater submarines...

Old Kakashi was confused. Why are you introducing so many things to me? Do I need these things?

Then You Ya explained to him the concept of joint operations.

He also told the story of the last time Otsutsuki Urashiki came to seek death.

This caused the elderly Kakashi to exclaim.

Awesome, that’s awesome. Only half of your street was destroyed?

It's outrageous.

There was a smile on You Ya's face, but in reality his heart was bleeding.

One street alone has nearly the same tax amount as the entire North District. Half of the street is ruined...

No, I can’t think about it. The more I think about it, the angrier I get.

We need to compare it with Naruto, yes, we need to compare it with that guy Naruto, he directly destroyed half of Konoha!

Okay, okay, now I feel much better.

You Ya thought so and continued to explain how to conduct joint operations.

To put it simply, when facing an enemy with insufficient mobility, you can directly use these things to cover the enemy with fire.

Don't be stingy with your money, these things are essentially just resources.

Don't you have any resources in your world?

Of course there must be one, right? So just use it, fire endlessly, and don't give the opponent any chance.

Obito, who was standing by, twitched his mouth when he heard this.

if it is like this……

It seems that his abilities will be restrained...

The resurrected Obito remembered his battle with Konan. That crazy woman got a billion explosive tags and bombed him for ten minutes.

If it weren't for Izanagi, he would have died.

Listening to Yuya's sales pitch, Edo Tenshi Obito could already imagine waves of flying fleets firing at him. He could only enter the Kamui Space to hide, and then wait ten minutes before coming out to see, oh no, all those things were still here.

How the hell do I fight this?

When Edo Tensei Obito thought of this, his face suddenly turned dark.

But then, Edo Tenchi Obito thought of another thing...

I'm already dead!

Yes... I'm already dead, so...

What the hell am I afraid of?!

Thinking of this, I felt much better instantly.

Yuya promoted the product with great effort, and Kakashi drooled at the sight.

Apart from anything else, that Slav cannon is really awesome.

It becomes even more interesting after Yuya tells middle-aged Sasuke how to use his abilities.

Damn it, we must have such a good thing!

Elder Kakashi thought so and asked a question:

"So...how much do these things cost?"

You Ya suddenly revealed a mysterious smile~

……

After the New Year, for people like Naruto who have already graduated, it is an extra long vacation.

During this extra-long vacation, what will happen if parents see their son lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone?

"Naruto! Get up! Look at you, you're almost a cripple!" Kushina's roar resounded through the sky.

Minato Namikaze was sweating profusely as he watched from the side.

This is really...

Scary.

Hanako Namikaze has already gone out. Unlike Naruto who has graduated and can now let go, Hanako Namikaze is going to attend cram school during this extra-long vacation.

And Namikaze Flower Spirit was not dissatisfied with this.

Compared to Naruto, Namikaze Flower Spirit is undoubtedly much more sensible.

After that, Naruto was kicked out of the house by Kushina.

Naruto walked on the streets of Konoha Village with an unhappy look on his face.

Not far away, he saw Sasuke, who also looked unhappy, wandering down the street with his hands in his pockets.

Naruto immediately showed a funny smile, moved forward, and asked in a mocking tone: "Hey, isn't this Sasuke? You look so rubbish after a few days? You were kicked out so soon? Oh, I heard that you are the representative of outstanding graduates~"

Sasuke's face darkened, he looked at Naruto with gritted teeth and said in a deep voice: "Want to fight, you guy?!"

Naruto snorted and put his head in his hands: "I'm afraid I'll accidentally send you to the hospital and it will be hard to explain to your parents~"

Sasuke couldn't bear it anymore, so he rolled up his sleeves and was ready to beat Naruto.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, an Uchiha clan member in police uniform came over.

Sasuke immediately coughed awkwardly, then calmly pulled down his sleeves.

The reason is simple: the person who came is Obito.

Uchiha Obito, after so many years, is still stuck at the grassroots level of the Security Department.

If it weren't for that idiot Otsutsuki Urashiki attacking Konoha last time, no one would have thought that this guy who helped old ladies cross the street every day had actually awakened his Mangekyō.

"Come on, come on, eat candy, eat candy."

Uchiha Obito happily shared candy with Sasuke and Naruto.

Naruto and Sasuke were confused.

"Well, Uncle Obito, do you have any good news?" Sasuke asked since he was a member of the Uchiha clan after all.

Obito laughed and rubbed his head: "Hahaha, how did you know my baby will be born in seven months?"

Naruto, Sasuke: “???”

Obito patted Naruto and Sasuke on the shoulders, laughed and walked away.

Naruto looked at Obito's back, turned his head and said to Sasuke speechlessly: "This uncle is so stupid..."

Sasuke opened his mouth, wanting to retort, but he couldn't.

In the end, he could only sigh helplessly.

At this moment, both of them received messages on their mobile phones.

After reading the news, the two were shocked at the same time: "What?! I'm in the same group with you?!"

Naruto and Sasuke both looked at each other angrily.

Then, Naruto sighed, looked at the message on his phone and said speechlessly: "Who is this Kakashi?"

Sasuke stroked his chin and said, "This name... I remember it. It is said that when Uncle Obito was in the Ninja School, he was in the same class with Aunt Nohara Rin. But at that time, Aunt Nohara Rin liked this guy called Kakashi."

"Huh? Well, in that case, why did your uncle and that aunt end up together?"

Sasuke stroked his chin and thought for a while before saying, "Maybe, it's because my uncle is an idiot."

Naruto was confused. After thinking for a moment, he pounded his palms: "Ah, right, right, ah, I understand. Because I am an idiot, I can't live without that auntie..."

Sasuke nodded in agreement.

After receiving the news from the teacher who would be their internship supervisor for one year after graduation, the two men no longer had any desire to fight. It was time for dinner, so they went to Ichiraku Ramen.

"Hand-beater, uncle! Give me two bowls of Big Mac ramen!"

"Oh, it's Naruto, you haven't been here for a few days."

"Hehehe, my parents have been keeping a close eye on me lately, so they gave me some pocket money today."

In Ichiraku Ramen... the people at another table lowered their heads, not daring to look over here...