I just want to live in Teyvat

When Lei Dengzhen finished telling this bizarre story, Lin Luo moved his neck bit by bit, tilting his head and looking at Hu Zhai Palace.

(In detail, watch the stop-and-cloud head-turning kill that destroyed the Star Dome Railway Fantasy Dragon)

"Hey, Huzhai Palace, why do I have the feeling that I am the protagonist of this story? Can you tell me why I feel this way?"

Although Hu Zhai Palace really wants to say that the protagonist of this story is you, but he is afraid that if he speaks out, he will be silenced easily.

"How do I know? The protagonist of this story is very familiar, but I don't know who he is."

Huzhai Palace looked guilty, and one could tell at a glance that there was something wrong with her.

Lin Luo flashed behind Hu Zhai Palace at an incredible speed and put his hands on her shoulders to prevent her from running away.

Feeling the strength on his shoulders, Hu Zhaigong swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said in a trembling tone:

"Actually, I also know a little bit about who the protagonist of the story is? Is this okay?"

"It's too late! Huzhai Palace, do you know what happens to children who lie?"

"What will happen?"

"You'll find out later."

Turning around, Lin Luo said to Lei Dianzhen:

"Really, come here and help me. I want him to know what torture is! What horror is!"

Lin Luo waved his right hand, and several vines rose from the ground, directly tying up Huzhai Palace.

With quick eyes and quick hands, Lin Luo stuck a piece of talisman paper on Hu Zhai Palace, and then, vines moved Hu Zhai Palace outdoors.

Walking outside the house, Lin Luo pointed at the talisman and said:

"This piece of paper is called a sealing talisman. It is one of the many talisman papers in the immortal arts. It was originally not up to the level of being able to seal a great demon like you. But because I am a demon, the power of blessing is far greater than that of ordinary immortals. , just enough to seal this big demon for half an hour, and this half hour is enough."

"What do you want to do, Lin Luo? I tell you, it's still daylight!"

"I am not talented, but I also want my dear Lord Omiyaji of Narukami Taisha Shrine to experience what torture is!"

"Really, let's go."

Then Lin Luo walked into the house with Raiden Zhen and started to make preparations.

Lei Dengzhen asked Lin Luo curiously:

"Lin Luo, what should we do? I'm already eager to try."

Seeing Raiden Zhen wanting to play a trick on Fox Zaigong, he was a little curious.

"Um, really, shouldn't Huzhai Palace be your friend? Why do I feel that you don't feel sorry for her at all, and you even feel a little gloating about her misfortune, and you want to join in the revenge process together?"

Lei Dianzhen patted Lin Luo on the shoulder and said sincerely:

"Lin Luo, you don't know how much that stinky fox likes to have fun. He even often makes jokes about me. I can't bear this."

"I've written down every stroke, just so that I can get back at her if I have a chance in the future. Look, I've found an opportunity now, tell me quickly, what should I do?"

Lei Deng was really gearing up, which made Lin Luo feel relieved, because he was not the only one who wanted to take revenge on Hu Zhai Palace.

Afterwards, Lin Luo put his ear to the thunder and lightning and whispered a few words.

After hearing these words, Leiden Zhen's expression changed in several completely unreasonable ways.

First there was shock, but actually it was fear, then there was relief, and finally there was a naughty smile.

"Lin Luo, you are too terrible. I feel like if it were me, I wouldn't be able to hold on."

"Lin Luo, will Huzhai Palace retaliate against us after you tell us? Foxes are very cunning."

"You're right, endure the calm for a while, and the more you think about it, the more angry you become. You must not endure it any longer, otherwise she will only push further!"

"Lin Luo, your idea is really bad, but I like it very much, so I'll do it."

The two hit it off immediately, and then looked at each other and smiled, their smiles full of weirdness.

Of course, the only injured person here is Huzhai Palace.

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"Really, give me that salt."

"Give."

"And that clip."

"Give."

"It still feels a bit worse. Where is the difference?"

At this time, Lei Dianzhen took out a few mint plants and asked Lin Luo:

"Why don't you try grinding this into juice?"

"That's okay. I believe that as the great demon of Huzhai Palace, I can sustain such a strong dose. Increase it, increase it!"

"I suddenly had a good idea. Would you like to try Jueyun pepper? This is our specialty over there."

"I'll give it a try... wow, this is really exciting, I have to push it harder, push it harder!"

……

After nearly twenty minutes of research and development by two people, the final product was finally revealed. The two people looked at the finished product and smiled very unkindly.

The sinister smile even frightened Huzhai Palace outside the house. After all, from the moment they entered the house, there were all kinds of strange noises coming from the house.

As the saying goes, the unknown is the scariest thing.

This is the scary thing about Chinese horror - the unknown. For example, eight people go in and nine people come out of an old house.

Huzhai Palace has been praying in his heart, hoping that Lin Luo and Lei Dianzhen can let him go, and he doesn't want to die young.

"It's over. I'm afraid I'm not going to die soon. I'm the Grand Priest of Narukami Taisha Shrine. My reputation will be ruined in the hands of two of them."

"Can the two of them not laugh so hard? I'm a little scared. I'm sorry, Son of God, Xiaoshi, I have to take the first step."

As time continued to pass, cold sweat continued to break out on Huzhai Palace's body. If it weren't for the inability to break free and the demon power being blocked, Huzhai Palace would have disappeared long ago.

It can be said that seconds in Huzhai Palace are like years now, and I don’t want to stay at all.

Amidst the worry and fear of Huzhai Palace, the closed door was opened.

Hu Zhai Palace looked at the gate in horror. Two figures walked out of the darkness. Lin Luo walked out with a plate, followed by Raiden Zhen.

The sinister smiles on the faces of the two people directly poked Huzhai Palace's pds, and they began to swing their bodies wildly, trying to break the vines that bound him.

Just in case, Lin Luo waved his hand, and more vines appeared from the ground, tying up the Hu Zhai Palace layer by layer. Except for the head, all other parts were tied up tightly to prevent wind.

The footsteps of the two people were undoubtedly the bells of death, and Huzhai Palace began to shout:

"Wait, wait, wait, I know it's wrong, I know it's wrong."

"You two, stop here, I'm scared, you two, don't come over!"

"Huzhai Palace, why are you afraid? I remember that the content of the story you slandered me was very exciting. Why are you afraid? I am 'rewarding' you for telling your story well."

"Yes, Huzhai Palace, I remember that you were not very well-behaved when you were a child. When did you become like this? Is this growth? But growth requires a price, and you haven't paid it yet."

"No, I was wrong, I was wrong, I won't dare to do it again next time!"

"There will be no next time for (the two of them)!"

The two of them walked to Hu Zhai Palace, and Lin Luo brought the plate in his right hand to Hu Zhai Palace.

Because it was covered by a cover, Huzhai Palace didn’t know what was inside? But it's certainly not a good thing.

"(Lin Luo) Hu Zhai Palace, come and guess what's inside? If you guess, I might be more generous and let you go."

"really?"

But at this time, Raiden Jin, who was standing by, gently poked his cheek with his right finger, pretending not to care and said:

"If Lin Luo lets you go, maybe I..."

"Great!"

"Oh, Huzhai Palace, you seem very happy. You should listen to what I have to say. If Lin Luo lets you go, I may not be able to let you go."

"why?"

"Because just because he has let you go, it doesn't mean that I have let you go. We are two people."

Lin Luo added in his mind:

The two of us can be counted as a whole, or we can be counted as two people. No matter which one you choose, Hu Zhai Palace, you will definitely die.

Today, I don’t need to take care of your fun-loving attributes. If the fox is too happy, it will be bad.

"Let me show you the torture you will undergo today. If you don't accept the torture, I will not let you go."

As soon as Lin Luo finished speaking, he put his hand on the cover and slowly opened the cover to reveal the things on the plate.

As the cover was slowly opened, several rays of golden light actually emitted from it. In just a moment, it was so bright that Hu Zhai Palace could not open his eyes.

"What is this? It's so flashy!"

……

Hu Zhai Palace roared loudly:

"Can you two still be considered demons? You two are beasts!"

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To predict what will happen next, please read the next chapter!

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Next it’s prank time!

One day, the ants were moving, but it suddenly rained. The ants were so frightened that they had to hide in all directions. There was an ant hiding in a shell. At this time, a burst of singing suddenly came from people's houses. The lyrics were "Hey, yeah, hey." The little ant listened and then opened his mouth. Sure enough, my teeth were so black that I couldn't see them.