I just want to live in Teyvat

The two little guys crossed the threshold familiarly, walked into the house, found a comfortable position and lay down, not treating themselves as outsiders at all.

Lin Luo couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth and said:

"What do you two little guys mean? Are you so familiar with each other?"

As Lin Luo said this, he walked up to them and picked up their destiny by the back of their necks with one hand.

The two little guys were resting well aside. Lin Luo's actions directly disturbed their rest. The two little guys twisted desperately, trying to escape from Lin Luo's clutches.

I believe if they had a mouth they would definitely say it.

"Let me go, you bastard!"

Looking at these two little guys, Lin Luo couldn't help but think of Liyue's little Ganyu, and couldn't help murmuring:

"I wonder how the little guy Gan Yu is doing? How is he doing now?"

……

Liyue is far away in the horizon.

Our little Ganyu was eating an apple with his head down. He sneezed without warning and blew the half-eaten apple away.

Gan Yu was stunned for a long time, as if he was wondering why he was sneezing, but after being stunned for a few seconds, Gan Yu quickly walked to the apple and continued to eat the apple, without disturbing his work at all because of the sneeze. .

……

But Lin Luo was given a headache by these two little guys, because they entered his mansion as if they were strangers and didn't know why.

Suddenly, Lin Luo looked at the little pink fox, the Eightfold Divine Son, and had an idea. He thought:

Oh, I almost forgot, Yae Kamiko is the next Grand Priest of Narukami Taisha Shrine appointed by Kosai Palace, and he has been with Kosai Palace for a long time when he was a child.

He is very sensitive to her aura, and Huzhai Palace has been here for a lot of time just now, and has been contaminated by a lot of her aura. It is not an exaggeration for Shenzi to come here.

But this little dragon lizard is an unexpected situation. It's really troublesome. Forget it, let's just wait and see what happens.

So he put down the two grinning and dancing little guys and ignored the squeaking animal noises they made towards him.

Lin Luo could only smile at the animal words spoken by the two people.

Lin Luo: I’m laughing so hard, I can’t understand it at all. I’m not yet knowledgeable enough to understand the information contained in the voices of dragon lizards and foxes.

Then Lin Luo turned and left, ignoring the two little guys, and walked to the kitchen to prepare dinner for tonight. After all, it was getting late, and it would be too late if he didn't have dinner.

As an outstanding young man with a good schedule in his previous life, how could Lin Luo break the three-meal habit that he had persisted in for so many years even after traveling to a different world.

Lin Luo took out various ingredients from the Xuanling Jade Bracelet, and then used grass elements to make an apron for herself.

But when I looked at the kitchen equipment, I saw that some were not as good as my own kitchen, but although the sparrow was small, it had all the internal organs.

Now that you have all the ingredients, tools, and people, let’s start cooking!

Author: The emperor was killed, so let’s heat up the pot!

Made a mistake, come again.

Mix, simmer, fry, deep-fry, stir-fry, stir-fry, stir-fry, braise, simmer, stew, set, boil, steam, boil, dip, dip.

Various styles of delicacies are quickly cooked under Lin Luo's hands.

Boiled pork slices, egg custard, fish-flavored shredded pork, pearl jade white jade soup...

(PS: All the above are dishes that the author knows how to cook)

The aroma is overflowing, such a delicious aroma emanating from the kitchen, entangling the two little guys like seductive fairies, the "beautiful" aroma gently seduces the hands, Yae Shenzi and Xiaoshi are like Tom The same thing, all the souls that were seduced are gone.

The two little guys couldn't sit still and watch. How could they sleep with such delicious food? Not worthy of the delicious food!

Yao Shenzi and Xiao Shi: Gan Fan is a god, Gan Fan is a soul, and Gan Fan is the master of others!

The two little guys opened their sleepy eyes and "floated" in the direction of the aroma, crossing "thousands of mountains and rivers" and finally arrived at the "holy place" - the kitchen.

At this moment, the eyes of the two little guys turned into scanners, constantly scanning every corner of the kitchen, looking for the source of the aroma.

In just a moment, the two little guys directly saw the table full of delicious food.

I think if this was the world of funny animation, the eyes of the two little guys would pop out with excitement, but the desire in the eyes of the two little guys at this time would still make ordinary people very moved. Those are two pairs of something. Eyes, two pairs of eyes chasing prey.

But at this time, Lin Luo did not notice the two little guys behind him. Instead, he was busy making the delicacies in his hands. The days of meager meals at sea made Lin Luo miserable, so he made this delicious meal to reward himself.

As for the amount of food that could kill someone, it was so funny that Lin Luo had never seen the devil eat to death.

Although Lin Luo concentrated on making delicious food, the hidden actions of the two little guys were in vain in Lin Luo's perception. The action of trying to steal food was no less than being shined by all the spotlights.

Just when the two little guys were about to stretch out their "sinful" claws, Lin Luo made a wooden stick, quickly knocked open the two little guys' claws, and scolded:

"What do you two little guys want? You want to steal food, how is that possible? Just pretend I don't exist!"

Yae Shenzi and Xiaoshi's paws were slapped away by Lin Luo, and they looked at Lin Luo with unconvinced eyes, as if to say why we can't eat.

Lin Luo could only roll his eyes at them and thought to himself:

You dare to touch my food, haven't you heard of the famous saying - the head can be cut off and the blood can be shed, but my food cannot be touched!

Lin Luo stared at the two little guys with angrily eyes, as if they were heinous people.

The two little guys have always been the favorites of the group, and they were a little aggrieved when they were suddenly stared at by Lin Luo like this. However, the food on the table was so rich and fragrant, how could they not resist eating?

Yae Shenzi and Xiao Shi: You use this to test the cadres! Which cadre can withstand such a test? We can't afford it anyway.

Then, in order to eat this delicious dinner, he looked at Lin Luo with tears in his eyes, regardless of Lin Luo's angry eyes, his eyes full of grievance and longing.

Do you know what this feels like for Lin Luo? It’s real damage plus a critical hit, it’s too cute!

Seeing this scene, Lin Luo thought:

What exactly is this? Why is it so dazzling? My 24k pure titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, damn it, why are they so cute! This is simply too foul!

When he thought of this, Lin Luo turned his head and looked at the food he had made, and then at the two little guys with longing eyes. In the end, Lin Luo could only sigh and said to the two little guys:

"Okay, okay, don't look at me like that again. I promised you to eat, okay? But you have to wait until I have cooked all the dishes and served them to the table."

After hearing Lin Luo's verbal reply, the tears that had been lingering in the eyes of the two little guys disappeared without a trace in an instant, as if they had never appeared. The two people directly turned around each other to express their feelings for each other. joy.

Regarding the two little guys who performed at the level of movie kings, Lin Luo raised his forehead and expressed his helplessness, thinking to himself:

No, why is your performance so smooth and standard? This is too outrageous!

It seems that you two little guys have been cheating food from Huzhai Palace a lot, and your moves are so flexible and useful. I'm really impressed by you two.

But Lin Luo then thought again:

No, can this be regarded as a precious video of Yae Kamiko being shameless for food in his early days? It’s pure dark history! Kesuo, there is no photo camera in this era, otherwise I could have taken this precious picture.

However, after all, Liu Yun and I are both geniuses in mechanical skills. Maybe they can help me make a photo camera. When I go back to experience, let them do it. There are still a lot of "beautiful things" in life that need to be recorded. If I don't record them, , some people will forget.

Lin Luo put the two little guys in bed and gave them some pointers:

"You two little guys, stay quiet for me. I will call you when we eat later. If you eat secretly in advance, you won't have a share of the food. Do you hear me?"

How could Yae Shenzi and Xiao Shi miss the opportunity to taste delicious food? They both nodded to show that they heard.

Seeing the excellent performance of the two little guys, Lin Luo nodded and went back to work on the dishes.

after awhile.

Lin Luo finally finished all the dishes, wiped his hands with his apron, greeted Yae Shenzi and Xiao Shi, who were drooling at the food on the table from a distance, and said:

"Okay, okay, the dishes are done, you two come over and eat."

As soon as Yae Shenzi and Xiaoshi heard that dinner was ready, they rushed over and carried Yae Shenzi and Xiaoshi to the table so that they could eat easily.

Lin Luo also sat down at the table, ready to start eating and tasting these delicacies.

Suddenly, several voices came.

"It smells so good, Lin Luo, what food are you making?"

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To know what happened next, please read the next chapter.

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Next it’s prank time!

Once upon a time, there was a bird. He would pass by a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in the cornfield, and all the corn turned into popcorn!!! After the bird flew over... I thought... Snow, it’s freezing cold.