Physician of the Song Dynasty: Zhang Kai and Li Qingzhao have a private life-long contract

The entire Chui Gong Hall was filled with excitement, and they all denounced Fan Zheng.

They all guessed that Fan Zheng had bad intentions, but they didn't expect that Fan Zheng would use such a method to fight back against their moral kidnapping, which directly offended their rebellion.

"Use paper to go to the toilet?" This time even Zhao Xu was dumbfounded by Fan Zheng's evil method.

Fan Zheng nodded and said: "Paper is the best choice. It is soft as silk and is as cheap as toilet chips. It is the best substitute and can save the palace a lot of expenses every year."

Zhao Xu couldn't help but smile bitterly. Fan Zheng's method was not wrong. However, he looked at the scholar-bureaucrats in the Manchu Dynasty who were eager to devour others. Once he wanted to use paper to go to the toilet, he would probably face the admonitions of the officials every day. He might as well be the old man. It is convenient to use silk honestly.

"Insolent! Paper is the inheritance of civilization and carries etiquette. How can it be easily insulted!" Zhang Dun said angrily.

Every scholar-official in the world regards paper as a treasure, and will be reprimanded and criticized for wasting it. How can they tolerate using paper in the toilet?

Fan Zheng frowned and retorted: "Paper was invented by the eunuch Cai Lun, and it was not created by literati. Why do you feel that only literati like you are qualified to use paper?"

Fan Zheng's rhetorical question made Zhang Dun stunned. Cai Lun was a eunuch. As a scholar-official, he disliked eunuchs the most. So monopolizing paper seemed a bit unreasonable.

"Although paper was invented by the eunuch Cai Lun, it still carries words. The Tang Dynasty, which represents inheritance, has a precedent. Old paper with words is not allowed to be used in the toilet. This is not allowed!" Yang Wei said angrily.

Fan Zheng picked up the snow-white toilet paper and said disapprovingly: "Who uses paper with written characters to go to the toilet? It's all black ink. Isn't that killing people? The toilet paper made by doctors is all brand new and white, without a single word on it. Just use words and old paper."

"Fan Taicheng, don't take it out of context. Not allowed to use words. Old paper means that even discarded paper cannot be used to save paper for students to use. If you ask doctors to make paper for toilets, there are tens of millions of people in the world, and I am afraid that all the students in the world will It’s not enough to use all the paper in the toilet,” Cai Jing angrily said.

Fan Zheng tore up the toilet paper in his hands and distributed it to the ministers: "The toilet paper made by doctors is made of the cheapest reeds. Traditional paper is made of wood and bamboo. Reeds are everywhere, so the cost is low." , has a soft texture and is extremely absorbent, so it cannot be used for writing, and it will not affect students’ paper costs at all.”

Baiguan touched the soft paper in his hand and couldn't help but frown. Such soft paper cannot be used for writing, not to mention that reed is not the best material for making paper. It does have minimal conflict.

"And as Mr. Cai said, the Song Dynasty has a population of tens of millions. If everyone uses toilet paper to go to the toilet, even if one person spends ten coins a year, it will be a big business of at least one hundred thousand dollars a year. How many people will be supported? People, how much tax will be added to the Song Dynasty? Mr. Cai is well versed in finance and should be able to easily calculate it." General Fan Zhengfan said.

"One hundred thousand dollars!"

All the officials in the court couldn't help but hesitate. One hundred thousand dollars is one million dollars. So the toilet paper is indeed a big deal.

As for whether people all over the world will use toilet paper, they have no doubt about it because toilet paper is cheap to make. It is as cheap as toilet paper and as soft as silk. It is the best toilet paper in the world.

"But even if it's toilet paper, it's still paper!" Yang Wei said unwillingly.

Paper has always been a sacred object in the hearts of literati and cannot be tolerated at all. The thought of using paper to defecate made the scholar-bureaucrats in the court feel disgusted.

Fan Zheng said proudly: "This is indeed paper, but it is also a kind of medicine. Not to mention that toilet paper is cheap and can prevent hemorrhoids. In reality, many parasitic diseases are spread through feces and mouth, among which toilet paper is a parasitic disease. One of the tools for the spread of parasitic diseases, and toilet paper that is discarded after use can greatly reduce the spread of parasitic diseases."

“Use paper as medicine!”

Fan Zheng used toilet paper as a medicine for doctors, which immediately left all the officials in the court with no reason to refute.

After all, the emergence of toilet paper not only allows the palace and dignitaries to save a lot of money, but also has medical value. As well as a big market of millions, there is no way to stop them from using paper with empty mouth and white teeth.

"Okay, this thing is indeed beneficial to the country and the people. In the future, the palace will use silk as toilet paper in the toilets."

When Zhao Xu saw Fan Zheng's victory, he immediately offered help and made the final decision.

"The officials are frugal and the ministers are cooperative!"

Fan Zheng cupped his hands and said, for a moment, the monarch and his ministers were in harmony and happy.

Although the scholar-bureaucrats of the Manchu Dynasty were unwilling to do so, they had no choice but to do so. After all, paper was invented by the eunuch Cai Lun, and it was not forbidden to them. In addition, Fan Zheng used paper as medicine in the name of a doctor, and the current situation was that nine out of ten people had hemorrhoids. , they couldn't refute it at all.

"Evil doctor Fan Zheng!"

Seeing that the overall situation had been decided, Yang Wei gritted his teeth and said in his heart. He naturally knew that Fan Zheng's move was on the one hand to prevent hemorrhoids and parasitic diseases, and on the other hand, I am afraid that it was to counter their moral kidnapping.

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"Sir, why do you still provoke those rotten scholars!"

In the Fan Mansion, Fan Chunli angrily scolded Fan Zheng, saying that he knows his son better than his father. As a father, how could he not know his son? Fan Zheng must have prepared toilet paper a long time ago and deliberately provoked the scholar-bureaucrats in the court.

Fan Zheng said dissatisfied: "In provoking those rotten scholars, they were the first to bully my son. He destroyed Dali for the Song Dynasty. The court has given him a large reward, but they still point at me. How can I not fight back?"

Fan Chunli said helplessly: "Those rotten scholars are very stubborn. Not to mention you, even officials are often harassed by them. With my father helping me, they will stop in a few days, but you actually used toilet paper to provoke them." I’m afraid it will be difficult for them to be kind this time.”

Fan Zheng snorted coldly: "Well, our Song Dynasty has been weak for a long time. It was these civil servants who wantonly suppressed the military generals. Today, the child has succeeded in destroying the country. If he still lives with his tail between his legs, the Song Dynasty will completely lose its backbone. Bear the bold words promised by the boy in "Young Song Dynasty" back then."

Ma on the side also said angrily: "This paper was not created by literati, how can it be monopolized by them? In my opinion, toilet paper is the best thing, throw it away after use, cheap and convenient, if those rotten scholars can't see it If they are used to it, don’t use it. How long can they last?”

Not only did Ma want to support her son, when the toilet paper was delivered to Fan's house, Ma was immediately impressed by it, not to mention that it could save Fan's house a lot of money every year.

"What my mother-in-law said is true!" Li Qingzhao also supported her husband with both hands.

Fan Chunli also sighed helplessly. He also knew that the convenience of toilet paper would definitely become popular in the Song Dynasty. However, the wider the spread of toilet paper, the more dissatisfied the scholar-officials would be with Fan Zheng.

Sure enough, when toilet paper appeared in Kaifeng City, it immediately caused a sensation in the city.

First of all, hemorrhoid patients were the first to rush to buy toilet paper. As the saying goes, nine out of ten people have hemorrhoids, there are many hemorrhoid patients in Kaifeng. In order to reduce the incidence of hemorrhoids, they became the first users of toilet paper.

Secondly, there are the wealthy businessmen and dignitaries of Kaifeng City. They are extremely wealthy and are also good at calculating. They spend a lot of money on silk every year. If they use the same soft and cheap toilet paper, they will greatly reduce their expenses. They are just rich, and If you are not a fool, you will naturally not refuse to save money.