Pokémon: I'm a detective, not the sixth one.

Q: (Ms. Junsha stood up angrily.)

So you picked those innocent and naive elves as the targets of your venting of dissatisfaction! ?

Answer: Haha, yes, that’s it, is that not okay?

You keep saying they are innocent, but am I not innocent? Am I born inferior to others? Why do you all have a wonderful childhood while I have been struggling in misery and suffering?

Doesn't the Alliance promote equality for all, including between humans and Pokémon? So, if the Alliance doesn't have the ability to make me live as well as others, I will make others and Pokémon as miserable as me. What's the problem?

We may not be equal in the direction of getting better, but we can at least get worse together and die together, right?

I think you have no right to criticize my thoughts, because the so-called equality of all is nothing more than nice words shouted out by those who enjoy the benefits while standing in high places.

I don't believe you can't see the situation at the bottom of society. What have you changed? When you drive luxury cars and eat feasts, why don't you shout slogans for equality and then share these resources equally with the homeless outside?

Ms. Junsha, please stop trying to lecture me, you really don't deserve it.

Q: (Ms. Junsha wanted to refute, but was stopped by Lu Yi, who was worried that continuing with this topic would cause the entire interrogation to collapse.)

We can discuss the issue of equality later. Please tell me how you killed those elves, starting with the little fire dragon.

Answer: Okay, now that Detective Lu Yi has spoken, I will stop.

Speaking of Charmander, it took me a lot of effort to find it, because it is not difficult to come up with an idea, but to realize it perfectly, a lot of preparation is needed.

Since I am not a traveler, nor a professional in the relevant industry, I can only find out the ethnic groups and areas of those young elves by looking up information.

I also have to plan a reasonable route, avoid crowded areas, and minimize the risk of exposure.

So, it took me a long time, until the beginning of July, to start implementing my plan. During this period, I went to different hospitals every day to buy limited drugs, including inhaled anesthetics, sleeping pills, and special drugs with hallucinogenic risks.

The Alliance has strict control over these drugs, and you can't buy a lot at one time. I was worried that something might go wrong during the operation, so I accumulated a very large amount.

(Hearing this, Lu Yi nodded slowly. The police found out that Charmander died on July 7, which was exactly the same as Xiang Lian's statement, proving that she was not lying.

On the other hand, since the social system of the elf world is similar to that of Western countries on Earth, which is relatively loose, it is indeed not that troublesome for her to buy these drugs.

This is obviously not as good as China. In China, all drugs with potential safety risks require a prescription from a Class 3A hospital or above to prove that you really have the disease. Otherwise, even small pharmacies would not dare to sell them easily.)

Q: What did you do with these drugs?

A: I first went to the Chimney Mountain Flame Trail, enduring the high temperatures and walking all the way to an area with few people.

There, I secretly opened a can of Sweet Sweet and let its aroma quickly spread to the surrounding area, soon attracting more than a dozen wild Pokémon.

I found the figure of Charmander among them, so I fully utilized my affinity as a kindergarten teacher, gradually gained its trust, and made it eat the food I prepared in advance with great anticipation.

At this time, the sweet fragrance had dissipated, and the elves around had long since returned to their homes, leaving only Charmander and I still playing games.

It had no guard against me and even wanted to take me to visit its tribe. What a joke, if I really went there, wouldn't I completely lose the chance to attack?

So I coaxed it and suggested taking it for a walk to a place a little further away, because given its young strength, the elders in the tribe would definitely not allow it to run too far.

The little fire dragon agreed very excitedly, and followed me around and around until we came to a secluded place where there was no one around.

At that time, it seemed a little scared. The unfamiliar environment made it feel insecure, and it pulled at my trouser legs, hoping that I would send it back, but I ignored it.

I smiled with relief, turned around and stuffed the inhaled anesthetic into its face. Soon, its eyes rolled back and it collapsed to the ground, caught off guard.

Although I haven't experienced it myself, many people on the Internet have commented on the power of anesthetics. As long as the dosage reaches a certain standard, both humans and Pokémon will completely lose the ability to resist, and even lose the memory of the period when the drug is effective!

I poked it, but it didn't move. So I made up my mind and chopped off its tail with a sharp knife!

It is said that the flame on the tail of the little dragon symbolizes vitality and is the energy supply station in its body. I witnessed the whole process of the flame from burning to gradually extinguishing. The little dragon lying on the ground never stood up again.

After the deed was done, I carved a "1" on its belly, put the severed tail and the kitchen knife into my bag, and left the scene pretending to be calm.

Later, my mentality gradually changed and became stronger and stronger.

I wanted to use the same method to attack Articuno, but after thinking about it carefully, I felt that I was overestimating my ability, so after arriving at Gemini Island, I temporarily changed my target and targeted the messenger bird there. I used the same method to lure it to a corner, and then killed it with a knife, carving the number "2".

I found the water-leaping fish again, and according to the lyrics, "The water-leaping fish is smiling", I let it take a large amount of stimulants, causing its heart to stop. Then I used both hands to manipulate the corners of its mouth, so that it kept the smile at the time of death, leaving the number "3".

The Night Watcher had taken a hallucinogenic drug, and it really was “spinning in circles” as the lyrics described! The lyrics also mentioned the flame on the little dragon’s tail, so I left the tail next to the Night Watcher’s body and carved the number “4”.

The fur ball was easier to fool. Bug-type Pokémon like to eat a lot of things, so I could mix any drug in. In the end, I not only killed it, but also tore the silk thread on its body and tied it up as my No. 5 masterpiece.

This is my entire experience of committing crimes.

I didn't expect that I would fail with the rhyme because it seemed to me that completing this list of nursery rhymes in order was not a difficult task.

However, the appearance of Detective Lu Yi made me feel that the Alliance was not entirely made up of fools.

I admire your reasoning and appreciate your respect.

If I could live my life over again, I hope I could have met you earlier, so that maybe everything would have really changed.

(Hearing this, the police officers knew that the interrogation was over, and they all looked at Miss Junsha, waiting for her to give further instructions.)

Q: (Lu Yi stood up.)

There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

You should know that you should not do to others what you do not want others to do to you. If you yourself are suffering from such hardships, shouldn’t you kindly remind others and help them so that they can avoid repeating the same mistakes?

But what did you do? You turned your suffering into a vicious dagger and stabbed those innocent elves who trusted you!

Just for this reason, you are unforgivable!

Now, let me ask you, do you have anything to add to this previous information?

Answer: No, I don’t want to say anything more. Just execute me as soon as possible.

Question: Is what you said above true?

Answer: True.

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Answer: OK.

I have read the above transcript and it is consistent with what I said.

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