Demon respects life, Master, don’t cry, disciple is wrong

Recently, there are more and more immortal couples in the world of immortality, and a program has also become popular.

"May I ask why this fairy signed up for our show?"

Bei Yi wore the veneer and said helplessly: "My fiancée left me."

"You mean fiancée? Not fairy couple?"

Immortal couples practice together, which also means double cultivation.

Fiancée means having held an engagement ceremony.

"Well, the engagement has been made, and the wedding will be in two months."

"Why did you two break up?"

"Because of a dog."

"Are you comparing the third party to a dog, or are you?"

"No, it's just because of a dog named Ergou." Bei Yi became very angry when he thought of that dog.

The column host wanted to laugh but suppressed his laughter and continued to ask: "Then why did you quarrel with your fiancée over a dog?"

Bei Yi briefly introduced the specific situation.

Column host: "You will be notified in a week. The program needs to be screened. Not all applicants are eligible to appear on the column."

A week later, after everyone voted, the story about the fiancée running away from home was chosen to appear in the column.

Host: "After everyone's vote, we have decided on the story of the fiancée running away from home as the theme of this love defense battle. The protagonist of this story still appears wearing a mask as usual, and the background of the story is provided by our staff Act out.”

Host: "Please enjoy the background of the story."

There are two people on stage, a man and a woman playing Bei Yi and Han Ziyu.

The scene played was when the people were in Hushan Town last Tuesday.

……

Bei Yi renovated the house in Hushan Town and was preparing for his wedding.

He and Han Ziyu had argued more than ten times this month. He wanted to have a big wedding, but the master only wanted to have a small one in front of relatives and friends.

So the two of them stayed angry for two days.

Finally unable to defeat Han Ziyu, Bei Yi ran to him and admitted his mistake: "Everything will be done according to Master's instructions."

Everyone in the audience exclaimed when they saw this: "Master, Master? The woman on the stage is actually this male disciple's master?"

"as big as World, nothing is nonexistent."

The two of them continued to act on the stage.

"On the one hand, it's too wasteful to hold a big wedding. A wedding is a ceremony for you and me to fall in love, as long as you and I are happy."

"Master is right." Bei Yi did not dare to refute again, for fear that Master would get angry and run away.

But he must make the wedding ceremony unique and unforgettable for Master.

Bei Yi calculated the days and found that the seventh day of July was an excellent day. He also asked a fortune teller to calculate a good and auspicious day, which happened to be the seventh day of July.

Bei Yi calculated that there were still two months left, and he had already prepared half of it, and he was not in a hurry for the remaining half.

Not two days later, Han Ziyu picked up a little yellow dog from the roadside. The little yellow dog seemed to have been beaten by someone. The bones of its forelimbs were broken, its body was covered with blood, and its eyes almost popped out.

Master bought a bunch of medicinal materials to heal the little yellow dog.

Bei Yi thought about how great it would have been if his master had been by his side when he was a slave in the Liu Mansion.

Perhaps realizing that Bei Yi's mood had changed, Han Ziyu handed the medicine to Bei Yi's hand: "Try to see if you can reconnect its legs and bandage its wounds."

The little yellow dog immediately became frightened when he saw Bei Yi, and crawled to Han Ziyu's feet whimpering.

Bei Yi frowned.

Han Ziyu knelt down and gently stroked the puppy's head: "Okay, don't be afraid, no one will bully you here."

Bei Yi reluctantly bandaged the injured area of ​​the puppy.

The puppy cooperated, but his eyes were full of fear.

Bei Yi pouted: "Can I eat you or what? Are you so afraid of me?"

The puppy's tail drooped.

Bei Yi grabbed the puppy's ears, but seeing how pitiful it looked, he also thought of how pitiful it was when he was a slave in Liu's house in his previous life.

Bei Yi used gentle movements to bandage it, and then tied its forelimbs to branches to fix it: "You have to wait for the bones in your leg to grow slowly."

The puppy licked Bei Yi's hand.

Bei Yi touched the puppy's head.

That afternoon Beiyi built another dog house in the yard.

He held Han Ziyu in his arms at night, and the two of them had just woken up from the sea of ​​desire.

"I thought about it all afternoon and gave the puppy a name."

Bei Yi: "What name does Master want?"

"Nan Er."

"what?"

"You are destined to have Yi as "One", so let's call him Nan Er. From now on, his nickname will be Ergou. It's easy to make a living with his name."

Bei Yi looked shocked.

Han Ziyu: "What, doesn't it sound good?"

Bei Yi: "Master, I, um, are you sure it's called Nan Er."

"Originally the first name was Hansi."

Bei Yi frowned, looking helpless.

"Doesn't it sound good?"

Bei Yi: "Very good."

Han Ziyu: "Then you look reluctant."

"Without a master, there would be no disciples."

Later, Master hugged Ergou to sleep every day and never hugged him again.

He was so angry that he threw the recovered Ergou out overnight, took Ergou's pots and pans, and its dog food, and threw them down the mountain: "You can fend for yourself."

After Han Ziyu learned the news, he was so angry that they quarreled for a long time.

Bei Yi: "You hug Ergou day and night, and you hug him at night. You won't let me touch you, for fear of waking Ergou."

"You don't know that Ergou is a light sleeper? Besides, how can you do that in front of Ergou?"

Bei Yi felt aggrieved: "No, you can only sleep with me in your arms, not Ergou. Who is more important in your heart, me or Ergou?"

Han Ziyu was extremely speechless.

"Master, tell me, why have you refused to let me touch you this week and why do you want to sleep in a separate bed with me?"

Han Ziyu was so angry that he whipped out his whip.

The audience in the audience took a breath: "Oh my God, it's domestic violence. You are even on the column looking for your fiancée. You are so in love that you are losing your mind."

"This female master is so domineering."

The two continued to perform.

Han Ziyu shouted: "When did you stop day and night? Forget it in bed, on the table, on the ground, on the trees in the back mountain, on the hillside, in the yard, in the kitchen, on the windowsill..."

"Three or five times a day, sometimes I would be sleeping soundly, but you would wake me up in my sleep, and you would not stop day and night."

Bei Yi felt aggrieved, his eyes full of innocence.

"Don't act like a second-rate dog and pretend to be pitiful."

"Disciple does not."

"You can get through it if you can, but get out of here." Han Ziyu shouted.

After the two performed, everyone was shocked and dumbfounded. Some adults covered the children's ears.

The female master on the stage continued: "These days, my waist is about to break. I want to have some personal space."

Bei Yi pouted: "But Master said that everything must be done according to the disciples."

"According to you, that's what you said at the beginning. But you engage in prostitution during the day and many times at night. I, I, really can't bear it."

Suddenly darkness fell on the stage. After a moment, the host said: "Let us welcome this guest "Brother Yi".

The scenery on the stage lit up, and Bei Yi slowly walked to the scene from behind the curtain wearing a mask.

There was a crowd of spectators sitting under the stage, and everyone applauded.