Concubine Xian, Wei Chixi and the whole family’s villains all collapsed after reading my mind
Chapter 508 What’s going on?
The talismans emitted a burst of golden light, and the ghosts who had closed their eyes to enjoy opened their eyes and saw that they were surrounded by so many talismans. They were so scared that they hugged themselves into a ball and screamed, "Ahhhhhh, Where did the talisman come from?!"
"Did a Taoist priest come here too?"
"Yes, how come there is no Taoist priest in this place with dragon veins? We have fallen into a trap!"
"Those ghosts are so restless and kind!!"
Yu Chixi burst out laughing.
Hearing her laughter, they looked around but didn't see her.
"Tao, Taoist Priest, I, we didn't do anything bad!"
"Yes, yes, we just want to practice, we are not hurting anyone!"
They looked around nervously, and Yuchixi became playful. She put a voice-changing charm on her body, and her voice became deeper, "Oh? You have never done anything bad? Are you serious?"
Jing Huaian:! ! ! !
Why did the little princess's voice change?
The little princess seemed to have put a talisman on herself just now?
And then the sound just...
Jing Huaian was very confused. Could this talisman change the voice? Talisman paper is so magical?
Of course, no matter how doubtful he was, he would not ask.
After hearing her words, these ghosts really started to recall what they had done in their lifetime.
Haven't they done anything bad?
really?
Thinking about it like this, some ghosts really thought of some bad things they had done, "I, I once stole my mother's copper coins, saying that my father took it, and my mother beat my father. Forget it. Not a bad thing?"
Yu Chixi: Your father should sing ‘Listen to me and thank you, because of you, I have been beaten for four seasons. ’
Once a ghost took the lead, more ghosts began to repent, "I shouldn't have stolen my sister's candy. It was her last candy. I even lied to her and said it was a dog that ate it."
"I'm sorry for my sister, I'm sorry for the dog...wuwuwuwu."
"I also did bad things. I pawned the hairpin my father gave to my mother and went to buy some candies. I later found out that it was the day when my father and mother agreed to marry each other. Because my mother did not receive the gift from my father, she I didn’t let dad into the room for a month, and because I was afraid of being beaten, I didn’t tell my mother the truth. I... wu wu wu, I’m guilty!!"
"I-I once took away a dog's food when I was too hungry. Thinking about it this way, I feel sorry for that dog."
Yu Chixi:......
Have you shaken your old self?
"I, I...I once stole my sister's rouge and painted her face without telling her. She said the rouge was valuable. I promised to compensate her before, but now, before I even compensate her, I have already No more."
Yu Chixi: ...Why did a sensationalist sneak in?
"I once studied medicine for a period of time. When I was learning acupuncture, I almost paralyzed my good brother." Speaking of which, he still felt nostalgic, "I have been dead for so long, and I don't know if he will remember me. .”
Yu Chixi: ...What does he miss you? Want you to paralyze him? !
"But since then, I have stopped studying medicine."
Patients: Listen to me and thank you.
Yu Chixi couldn't believe it when he heard all kinds of bad things they did. As their family and friends, they were in dire straits every day.
Once they told them all about how old they were when they wet the bed, she knew that there would be nothing left to say.
She tore off the talismans on her body, and her figure was revealed little by little in front of them.
The Taoist priest in their imagination: a fairy-like Taoist, with a flowing white beard, a kind face, and an age-promoting appearance.
The actual Taoist priest: Milkman, with a chubby face, cute and cute, harmless to humans and animals.
they:……
what's the situation?
Has this Taoist found a way to rejuvenate his youth?
They were a little afraid to recognize him, "Tao, Taoist?"
Yu Chixi nodded, "It's me."
Her voice was also delicate and soft, and she sounded like a real child.
"Where did the Taoist master find such a good method? It's just like a real child!"
"As expected of a Taoist priest, rejuvenation can be easily achieved."
Yu Chixi:......
"I'm not rejuvenated. I'm just this old. What's wrong? Can't children learn Taoism?"
Ghosts:...
The question is, can’t children learn Taoism? !
no! !
That's why you, as a child, learned so well and so well!
It’s even better than what others have learned for decades!
and many more……
Is she born with a Taoist body? !
The innate Taoist body is against the heavens, but how can it be so against the heavens?
She's not even five years old! !
Yu Chixi curled his lips and looked at them, "I have written down everything you just said. If you are willing to do something for me,
I can pay you wages and cover your food and accommodation. If you are unwilling to do things for me, then I will expose your embarrassment. By the way, you have to settle the money. "
"The dragon vein breath you just breathed was released by my crystal stone."
"The crystal is so valuable."
Ghosts:? ? ? ! !
No one told them that if they breathed this breath, they would still have to pay money! !
"This, this is unreasonable! This is the dragon vein of the Yuan Kingdom. Even if we suck it, we don't owe it to you. We owe it to Emperor Dewu!"
Yuchi Xi blinked his eyes, "But I am the daughter of Emperor Dewu, so you treat me the same way."
Ghosts:?
Emperor Dewu's daughter?
Emperor Dewu only had one daughter!
"How can you, a Taoist priest, pretend to be Emperor Dewu's daughter!"
"Emperor Dewu loves that little princess. Don't blame us for not reminding you. If you dare to pretend today, you will be dead tomorrow!"
Yu Chixi touched his neck, "It can't fall, it can't fall."
The ghosts looked at each other, and they didn't know whether it was because she was too young, but they suddenly felt that the pressure was not so strong.
Even if he is born with a Taoist body, he is just a child now...
"Don't lie to us."
"My little princess Jin Gui is here. She might be sleeping in the palace right now. Why would she appear here?"
"Don't ask us to do things for you. We don't do things like murder and arson."
They are just dead, not stupid.
If you don't harm others, you can still have a good pregnancy in the future. If you harm others, you may become a cat or a dog in the next life.
Yu Chixi, "It's not about murder and arson. I just want you to run errands for me."
"You ghosts can travel thousands of miles at night. This is a very simple matter for you."
"Are you really not going to think about it?"
"No!" They shook their heads firmly, "We all swore in our hearts after we died that we would never help Taoist priests!"
"No matter how much money you give us, we don't want it!"
Just kidding, they're all dead, what's the use of money?
As for food, drink and accommodation?
They are all ghosts, they are eating as they breathe, and they don’t live anywhere, be it in thatched huts or government offices. Apart from the palace, they can live wherever they want.
The dragon energy in the palace is too strong, and if you go there, you will die.
Yu Chixi lowered his head in disappointment, "Oh, okay then..."
"Actually, if I give you my wages, you can go to the underworld to buy things."
"The food is something you can actually eat."
As she spoke, she took out an incense candle from her arms and lit it, "I made this incense candle myself. The more profound the Taoist priests, the more nourishing the incense candles made by you."
"But since you don't like these things, then forget it!"
"I'll go find someone else. Oh, by the way, you just breathed in the breath from my crystal stone. Remember to give me money!"
"That's not from the dragon's veins, it's from my crystal. It should be given to me."
Yu Chixi bit the word 'my crystal' very hard.
Ghosts:?
Wait, what did you say! !
Can the money be used as a ghost? !
A ghost asked tentatively, "So, can we use the money you gave us to buy clothes? Can we really wear them?"
"That's natural, it's just clothes. If you like it, become my employee, and I will help you prepare it." She can make paper-tied clothes, it's very simple.
"Clothes are nothing. If you want a yard, I can make it for you."
"Wow!" All the ghosts kowtowed together and shouted with excitement, "Meet the master!!"
Yu Chixi:?
Who just swore to death? What's going on?
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