The world begins with shameless people

Half past four in the afternoon.

Ding Xiu took the things he bought to Aleb Bar and sat waiting for Karl.

Only five minutes passed.

Karl trotted into the bar, locked eyes with Ding Xiu, and ran to Ding Xiu excitedly, "I'm here."

Ding Xiu looked at the time.

how to say.

understand.

As a child, there is a toy that you really want to play with, so how can you wait for it?

"Running all the way?" Ding Xiu asked after seeing the sweat on Karl's face.

"Yeah," Karl said, nodding as he climbed onto the high stool and sat down.

"Take a break for two minutes," Ding Xiu said, asking Kevin to pour Carl a glass of milk. "I met your sister Fiona this morning and mentioned playing with paintball guns to her. What did she say?"

Karl picked up the milk, gulped it down, drank it in one gulp, and put down the cup, "She said she was not free and asked us to find an empty place near my house to play. She also said that you are not a pervert, but she still asked me to be careful. "

Ding Xiu: "..."

Well, although this kind of concern is quite normal, it is still very harsh to say it so straightforwardly.

"I'm not a pervert," Ding Xiu had no choice but to declare helplessly.

Karl bared his teeth and smiled, "I know, it's Fiona you want to have sex with..."

"Stop it," Karl's power was too strong, so Ding Xiu quickly stopped him, "Let's not talk about this anymore. Let's go have a hamburger and then go near your house."

"Okay!" Karl responded excitedly, and then immediately jumped off the stool.

"Kevin, I'm leaving. See you tomorrow." Ding Xiu took out fifty dollars and placed it on the bar.

"Oh wait, you're going to be near Gallagher's house, right? I get off work early tonight, at 6:30. After you finish playing with Carl, do you want to go to my house for a late-night snack?" Kevin suggested .

"Okay, I'm fine anyway, so I'll see you in the evening," Ding Xiu simply agreed.

"See you tonight."

Ding Xiu and Karl walked out of the bar.

Karl couldn't wait, "Ding Xiu, the paintball gun is in the bag, right? Show it to me."

Ding Xiu had no ink stains, so he opened his backpack and took out a brand new paintball gun and handed it to Karl, "I can't give you the paintballs now. I can't stand you messing around on this street."

Ding Xiu was not doubtful, but certain that if he gave the paintballs to Karl, Karl, the little devil, would definitely catch passers-by and give them a meal.

At that time, as the adult next to Karl, he couldn't pretend not to know him, which would be troublesome.

Karl really wanted to shoot a few people. Hearing this, he was a little disappointed, "Okay."

But I was not disappointed for long.

After all, I finally got a brand new paintball gun, "By the way, Ding Xiu, this paintball gun is mine, right?"

"Ah."

"Hehe, thank you. How about this? Come to my house at night while Fiona is asleep, I will open the door for you and take you to her room...and then you can have sex."

Ding Xiu: "????"

As expected of a card god, he is really awesome.

"Karl, after you go back in the evening, tell Fiona this again, and she will definitely give you a reward," Ding Xiu choked and said with a bad smile.

Hear this.

Karl looked at Ding Xiu, his eyes clearly indicating that you are an idiot, "Do you think I am a fool?"

"Haha, wit, okay, let's go eat a burger," Ding Xiu said happily.

There's a burger restaurant just down the street.

The two simply ate and drank, then walked to North Wallace Street.

There are a lot of open spaces in this area.

In fact, there is a large vacant lot next to Gallagher's house.

But Karl didn't want to go there for a simple reason, "Fiona will definitely come out and scream, which will be very annoying."

Ding Xiu agreed.

Eventually, the two found a place under the light rail tracks.

to the place.

Ding Xiuma Liu took out all the things he bought from his backpack, "Karl, these are all for you."

Karl was eager to reload quickly and shoot something with his paintball gun. When he heard this, he was shocked and his eyes widened, "Really?"

Ding Xiu smiled and nodded, "Of course it's true!"

"Cool," Karl was very happy and hurriedly squatted down to check those things, "Ding Xiu, from now on, you are my brother!! You gave me so many things, I must repay you! I think so, I I’ll help you give Fiona some medicine so that you can have sex without anyone noticing..."

"Don't worry, Fiona has had too many men, she won't care!"

Karl mentioned this matter again and said it very seriously.

What can Ding Xiu say?

Of course, he said nothing, and then looked for an opportunity to mention it to Fiona in a joking way, so that Karl could feel Fiona's anger.

Soon.

Karl put on his camouflage uniform, helmet and goggles, and then picked up the paintball gun...

What should be said or not, this image, combined with Karl's character...

'A little terrorist! 'Ding Xiu said silently.

It's winter now.

It gets dark early.

By this time, it was almost dark.

Under the light rail track, it is naturally darker.

Looking at this darkness, Karl, who was fully equipped, rolled his eyes and suggested to Ding Xiu, "Let's lie in wait and shoot people."

"It's useless to shoot people with this thing. You have to use a real gun!" Ding Xiu thought for a while and decided to enlighten Karl.

Carl's eyes suddenly lit up, "Of course I know this. My dad was shot the night before yesterday! Can you get a real gun?"

"I'm the one who beat your dad," Ding Xiu thought to herself, and replied, "I can't do it."

Karl: "???? Then what nonsense are you talking about!"

Well, with personality.

"When you grow up, you can do it yourself," Ding Xiu said casually.

"It's necessary, what can a man do without a gun!" Karl said very firmly, "Okay, stop talking nonsense, shall we go shoot someone?"

"No, you can go by yourself in the future, and I will be with you. If you do this kind of thing, your sister will kill me, do you understand?"

Karl thought for a moment, then nodded with a smirk, "I understand, then you can't have sex with Fiona. Okay, you and I are brothers, and I can't ruin your good deeds. Let's practice first, and I'll do it later." Go shoot someone alone.”

Ding Xiu gave a thumbs up, "Great job!"

that's it.

After ejaculating randomly for more than two hours.

Ding Xiu sent Karl back.

***************

Arriving at the door of Gallagher's house, Karl opened the door and greeted Ding Xiu domineeringly, "Please come in and treat this place as your own home."

Fiona, Debbie, Lip, Ian, Frank and Liam were sitting on the sofa watching TV.

Hearing Karl's voice, Fiona and others, except Frank, all turned their heads and were surprised when they saw Karl's image.

"Karl, what about you..." Surprised, Fiona stood up quickly and asked.

Karl reacted decisively, picked up the paintball gun, and aimed at Fiona, "Hey! Look cool!"

As soon as the words came out, Karl was about to pull the trigger!

Ding Xiu predicted this operation and immediately reached out and pushed the paintball gun to the side, "Karl, you want to harm me."

Although the paintball gun was pushed in a different direction by Ding Xiu, Karl still pulled the trigger.

at once.

There is an extra colored stain on the refrigerator.

"!!!" When Fiona saw it, she immediately changed her face and rushed towards Carl, shouting, "Carl! Put down the paintball gun, don't play at home!!"

Karl was smart and ran away.

There was a great chase at the Gallagher house.

Just at this time.

Lip spoke up and asked Ding Xiu, "Ding Xiu, right? You can't find anyone of the same age to play with, so you like to play with children?"

This is actually not a big problem in itself.

The key is that the tone in which Lip said this directly caused the meaning of this sentence to become 'Ding Xiu, are you a pervert? '

Ding Xiu heard this and smiled faintly at Lip.

'You're quite good at talking. I wonder if I can still be so good at talking with my mouth sewn shut. '

Ding Xiu thought with a smile.

Thanks to [the loyalty of people who have never had faith] [20220916203512852] and the two big guys for the reward.